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“Yeah, but has Peyton Manning ever appeared on the Simpsons? Oh he has? And they used his real voice and everything? Very well, back to my mopping.

Ten years of probation for Leaf. Notorious failure Ryan Leaf pleaded guilty to drug charges yesterday. And what do you know, the judge agreed with him. The former Charger was sentenced to ten years of probation for stealing prescription pills from one of his players at West Texas A&M. It’s like looking into Jimmy Clausen’s future. [KXLY]

Mike Mayock is a hot commodity, claims Mike Mayock. The NFL Network’s draft analyst has had “three or four offers to join NFL front offices” according to his interview with WQAM. Meanwhile, a group of NFL executives had a good laugh while watching Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay talking out of their respective asses on ESPN. [Omar Kelly via PFT]

I liked the part where it fell down. You haven’t seen Texas Stadium implode until you’ve seen Texas Stadium implode FROM THE INSIDE. [Cowboys]