Yesterday I received a chat message from the great Spencer Hall, who wanted to share with me a magical cocktail of his own creation. He it calls it The Jamarcus Hustle.
Take a 32 oz Big Gulp cup, fill with crushed ice, and add the following:
• 5 parts vodka
• 3 parts banana liqueur
• Top with whole heavy cream
• Garnish with entire Cinnabon on rim of cup.
Cost: $34 million a glass
It’s both delicious and practical. This got us thinking about other NFL inspired cocktails which you can find after the jump.
Shawne Merriman’s Tequila Sunrise
• 2/3 oz. Schnapps, peach
• 1 1/3 oz. Vodka
• 1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
• 1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice
• 100 mg GHB
Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Serve and block doorway to nearest exit.
Jimmy Clausen’s Jimmy Juice
Fill a collins halfway with ice then add…
• 4 oz. Jägermeister
• 4 oz. Red Bull
• Mist of Axe Body Spray
Spike hair, pop collar, then consume and repeat.
Tony Gonzalez’s Macrobiotic Liquid Diet
• 4 oz. Trader Joe’s Green Plant Juice
• Splash of Green Tea
• 2 oz. organic vodka
• 2 oz. unfiltered Amazon rain water
Serve in lettuce wrap glass
Eli Manning – Mother’s Milk
• 1 oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
• 1 oz. Goldschlager
• 1 oz. Olivia Manning’s Breast Milk
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a sippy cup.
• 3/4 oz sweet vermouth
• 2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
• 1 dash Angostura® bitters
• 1 maraschino cherry
• 1 twist orange peel
Mix ingredients expertly. Choke on final sip.
Kurt Warner’s Salvation
• 2 oz communion wine
• 1 oz holy water
Stir. Say prayer and give drink to thirsty person.
Rex Ryan’s Slimonade
• 2 oz clarified butter
• 1 tablespoon of crumbs from the bottom of a bucket of chicken
• 4 oz gin
• 8 oz of lemonade
Mix all ingredients and serve in a pint glass.
Add your own in the comment section if you’re so inclined.
I want more like this!
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