Assuming Brett Favre returns for his 20th season he’ll reportedly do so as the NFL’s only active grandfather. Peter King wants to know if anyone has called dibs on the afterbirth. [Fitzy's Dad]
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"Brett’s Gonna Be a GrandFavrer"
Oddly enough, “a pint of Old Grand-Dad” is Favre’s nickname for Little Brett.
One can only hope that defenses would look at this as a chance to destroy the league’s only grandfather.
Favre will insist on being the guest of honor at the baby shower. At the hospital, he will loudly complain about labor pains and demand an epidural. Several epidurals. Then he will sit around with Brittany’s friends complaining about the pain of childbirth.
Brett can get her a pair of Wrangler maternity jeans.
A Favre that makes poorly thought out life decisions? This IS news!
I’m not the type of person who would normally root for a miscarriage, but when I think about how every media hack in America will beat us over the head with this story (“CAN YOU BELIEVE HE’S ABOUT TO BE A GRANDPA WHEN HE’S STILL JUST A KID OUT THERE??11!1!!), I have to admit I’m tempted to cross over to the dark side.
Peter King will rear their grandchild.
Favre never should have introduced them.. Big Ben Farve just doesn’t have much of a ring to it.
Brett is also the father.
Well, it happened in Mississippi, so there is a 50% chance ( that’s a strong 50%, more like 75%) that he will be a father and grandfather to the child. If it’s a boy, with all those strong Favre genes, I expect he’ll be drafted immediately after John Gruden gets back into coaching. That baby, I call that baby THE FUTURE.
I wonder if his daughter waited until the 3rd trimester to announce if she was going to abort or give birth.
Brit does not plan on participating in most of the pregnancy, but plans to give it her all after the epidural is placed.
She was just having fun out there!
This will take some of the media attention off of Bristol Palin. Maybe now she can finish high school.
Any chance Tiger’s the daddy? If he was then Gruden would draft the fetus and start his own league. Tebow and mom would also join and start doing commercials, “This fetus, just like my big baby standing next to me, has a right to play professional football.”
Sperm met egg, and Brett became a vice-presidential candidate.
It’s a shame that Travis Henry’s career didn’t last longer. He could’ve become the first active player to have 81 grandchildren.
She’s like a kid out there! Drawin’ up plays in the dirt!
(note: “Drawin’ up plays” = “having unprotected sex”)
You mean the league’s only white grandfather.
Deanna Facepalm: the joy that keeps on joying.
Hopefully, they don’t let Grandpaw Brett handle the baby. He’ll just give it to another family trying to hand the kid back to his/her mama.
Shoulda stuck with the pearl necklace. [www.warriorforensics.com]
Is the girl next to the face palm the daughter? If so she is quite teh hott one! and if it is the Brittany Favre that 289 posted i would still knock the bottom out of that as well!!
This is what happens when you don’t cut ties with Chmura.
Peter King wants to know if anyone has called dibs on the afterbirth.
Okay, that officially grossed me out.
PK would have a placentachino latte with nutmegs.
or Jessica Simpson’s gunt jeans
Think its his? I am willing to bet he timed the pregnacy to coordinate with training camp. Can’t do those hot August reps if your are awaiting the birth of your child/grandchild.
It appears that the Man in Black escaped the island, posed as a Viking fan (above), and impregnated the daughter of Favre with the an unholy Smokey Favre offspring. Fuck me, didn’t see that one coming.
I am trying to research to see if he’s actually correct, but my father swears George Blanda also was playing QB as a grandpa. Resume Favre jokes!
Is the dude in the picture trying to “eat” from a Minute Maid juice box with a plastic spoon? Typical Vikings “fan”.
Is there any proof he is the only grandfather? You telling me there isn’t a guy in the NFL who had a kid at 16, whose kid had a kid at 16? It’s not like that is unfathomable.
“But how does this affect Breleigh?” is the greatest tag since …
MILF-tasticness runs in the family.
Does John Madden get knocked down a peg?
@EvilSteph: George Blanda, George Fucking Blanda, I can’t believe you brought him up. Ya, fuck me your, your father brought him up. Blanda was probably a grandpa before he hit the half way point in his career. He played in 4 decades for shit’s sake and had 11 kids.
Indecision, again; Brett Favre cannot decide which is a greater parental failing-having your daughter knocked up, or working the pole.
What squarehead is repsonsible for this white trash calamity? Can I get odds on Jesse Ventura or Ragnar?
Nice “Summer School” reference.
Yeah, I’m really not surprised to see at least a few incest jokes here. But there’s a real reason Favre couldn’t be the father of his own grandchild. He hasn’t been able to hit the target when it counted in years.
@ITDog09 I’m sorry, my dad’s a dick like that, and he only has a few kids. I think back in GB’s time everyone was a gramps by 35.
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