LIVE BLOGS? REMEMBER THOSE? WELL, THEY’RE BACK! THAT’S RIGHT! THE MAINSTAY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD IN THE HEADY DAYS OF THE 2009 NFL REGULAR SEASON ARE MAKING A COMEBACK! THIS THURSDAY NIGHT, THE COVERAGE OF THE FIRST ROUND OF THE NFL DRAFT WILL BE ALTERED DRAMATICALLY THANKS TO VINTAGE LIVE BLOGIFICATION TECHNOLOGY. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE ON SICK DAYS! YOU CAN RELIVE IT! FEEL YOUNG AGAIN! GET A SECOND CHANCE ON ALL THE MISTAKES YOU MADE!
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There are hundreds of blogs in the internet but yours certainly stands out from the crowd. Why do I say that? First, you are regularly posting new pieces of information on your blog. In addition there are many active users reading and commenting on this blog who are willing to share their thoughts regarding the many discussions. Last but not least, the design of the blog has a certain appearance which honestly speaking I have not found in another blog anywhere in the world wide web.
So who do you think the Bears, I mean Broncos will take with the 11th overall?
/fuck my life
//loads up double barrel shotgun and kills self due to the pure idiocy of the Bears management…
All I know is the Browns will fuck up this draft same as every other year.
Bonus: Whenever your team drafts Jimmy Claussen or Tim Tebow you play Russian Roulette
Who Is Ape?
In order to improve his image, Jimmy Claussen went out to rape a girl and actually get charged with the crime
/hit return button on iPhone
//still isn’t funny
Get a second chance, unless you’re me where, despite being on autopublish, I’m still
horifically unfunny.
Blogukkake up in yo face, Bitches!
To be honest, I give her the cheap stuff. She doesn’t know the difference.
there should be a separate liveblog for screencaps-akke.
@Otto: Your kids are lucky to have such a wonderful dad like yourself that offers them quality scotch before bedtime. I only got milk and some goddamn soft batch cookies growing up. Well done sir.
I tell the kids that Escaladia (ie the dead hooker in the basement) is going to ‘babysit’ them. Presto, kids in bed!
I’ll be sure to post one or two comments between trying to get my kids to sleep at a decent time.
My little girl goes right to bed. Bathtime, a story, and then two, maybe three scotches, and she sleeps like an angel.
What no live blog for the schedule release???? Rookies.
Huh? Live blogs are back? What’s next, Team CoCo merchandise? LOLcatz? Sexy Rexy?
I tell ya, I’m not sure I can get with all this retro stuff.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Live blogs makin’ a comeback. I’ll be sure to post one or two comments between trying to get my kids to sleep at a decent time.
“I know you’re only two, but goddamnit, Daddy’s got some NFL draft-action to get tonight. Now be gone with you.”
With that being said, QB is the most important position in football
Which is why you should draft Kong, who will promptly work up a number 6 on every other team’s QB. And RB. And Line. And coach. But not the cheerleaders.
I still can’t believe the Chargers may be stupid enough to roll the dice on Eli Manning instead of going for the damn near sure thing with Gallery.
/me circa 2004
//is perfectly aware Bradford sucks a heck of a lot more
///everyone can be a bust!
Hey, Mom! I just peed myself again!
When I saw him play, Suh reminded me of Charles Jefferson (aka Forest Whitaker in “Fast Times”) after he found his car trashed. With that being said, QB is the most important position in football, and if the Rams think Bradford is the guy, then they kind of have to pull the trigger, don’t they?
They’re back? In pog form?
I still can’t believe the Rams may be stupid enough to roll the dice on Bradford instead of going for the damn near sure thing with Suh.
Oh, wait…yes I can.
I’ll just follow along with Peter King’s mock draft until he gets one wrong. So once Tebow isn’t drafted with the first pick, I’ll just sit back, pop open a bottle of crystal, and listen to Coldplay. What a Representative Republic!
I’M SO HAPPY I CAN’T EVEN FEEL MY ARMS!
/aware Will Ferrel quotes stopped being cool in 2002
//still very excited for the live blog
Fuck and YES.
Well, the “it’s 4/20 maaaaaaannnnn” tag explains a lot.
\pre-orders giant cheesebread for later