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Your new nickname is KUSHCOCK. Santonio Holmes will be riding out his fresh four game suspension in New York, home of the nation’s premier sour diesel delivery services. The Steelers wanted to dump their former Super Bowl MVP and avid baker, and the Jets were happy to part with a 5th round pick to acquire the “troubled” (read: stoned) wide receiver. While Holmes will only be able to participate in 12 regular season games, he’ll be free to spend training camp with his new teammates. Somewhere HBO executives are grinning just like Santonio does while he’s watching Puppy Plays the Classics on HBO Family at 3 am. [ESPN]

Update: The Steelers were prepared to cut Holmes outright, so they’re probably happy to have gotten anything.