I can honestly say that today is one of the greatest days in Redskins offseason history. This totally makes up for Bruce Smith, Deion Sanders, Dana Stubblefield, Adam Archuleta, and all of the others. The Sex Cannon is a Redskin.
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That’s right bitches. HTTR Hail to the Rexskins.
I’m a guy, but just reading this made me pregnant.
The original Sexy Rexy, too bad he’ll have the same success in Washington as Spurrier
Sex Cannon 2.0…HE LIVES!!! I need me sum REXY!!!
Please, please, please, please let him see the field. I don’t care if he’s good or bad, or if the Redskins win or lose, but I’m going through some serious Sexy withdrawal, and I need the kind of comfort only he can provide.
Dallas could of used the sex cannon, just imagine him and romo hanging out together. What could have been.
God only knows how much more douch-ness this city needs.
Is it bad to want Cerrato back now? i doubt even he would sign Larry Johnson AND Rexy.
Wow, how much does it suck to be a DC sports fan these days? Except for maybe Ovechkin, who kills people…
“People forget about that caveman who backs up Tony Romo…Jon Kitna is FAR MORE of a bum than Grossman is.”
I don’t like to admit it but I was hoping the Cowboys would trade for Brady Quinn. I fucking hate Jon Kitna. And before him, I fuckin hated Brad Johnson.
You know there is a God when Cutler and Grossman are still in the NFL.
That video made me cum
“The jersey says 8, but it’s really 10 to 11.”
Classic…
Let’s see, Sexy Rexy knows the system, knows Kyle Shanahan, Campbell always looks like shit in the preseason and everyone hates him… Guinness bold prediction: before week 1, you’ll see idiot Redskins fans wearing #8 Brunell jerseys with Grossman on duct tape. This is going to be comedy gold.
Skins fans attempting to rationalize this as ‘not that bad’ = my day being made. Seriously though, lets get a compilation of LOLRexy
please start him against dallas. we need the int’s
@ Troff:
Just in case this isn’t Falco-level obvious trolling, http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/tag/sex-cannon
Welcome to KSK. Oh, and your Redskins suck, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. Good day
he’s replacing the Statue of Liberty, Todd Collins, people…TODD COLLINS!!!
People forget about that caveman who backs up Tony Romo…Jon Kitna is FAR MORE of a bum than Grossman is.
but honestly people come on…we are talking about an effin backup quarterback. The future of the redskins is not doomed because Grossman is our #2….get the F outta here wit that…
when its all said and done we will have made all of the right offseason moves and it will be apparent in the next couple seasons when we become contenders again.
Its hard for haters to forget the days of the dynamic duo of VINNY AND DANNY though…I guess thas3 something thats just going to have to die down after we start rackin up these W’s
Who said the Redskins weren’t going to make a big splash in free agency?
After Rexy gets done with the women in DC, there’s gonna be some Red Skin… on his cock. HEYOOOOOOO
“Hey Hon! Get the slickers and galoshes out of the closet. The cumslinger’s coming to town.”
I wonder if there will be a run on the day after pill inside the Beltway this season?
Didn’t they just sign Larry Johnson too? I really wish I was gonna be in DC for this football season.
You understand that this means 100% conclusively that Daniel Snyder reads KSK. Seriously, there is NO OTHER POSSIBLE REASON that he would sign Rex Grossman, except that he wants more Sex Cannon comedy from KSK.
Not only that, but Joey Porter is coming to DC for a visit!
This dude’s still alive?
Fellow Redskins fans who say the Cannon should start over JC-17 will be punched in the GUNT by moi.
You’ve been warned.
Yep, while the L’il General says he’s given up control the Senor Suntan, he still can’t help himself. ‘Skins fans used to be some of the smartest fans in the NFL but then one of their own bought the team. It’s like watching the Hindenburg in a loop every March.
How long until he is displaced by a QB who had good success in college and taken in the 6th round?
nevermind… just started showing up. i just wanted to believe this was a joke. i’ll go shoot myself now.
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses the Super Bowl to Peyton Manning.
Ass crack pad thai. MMMMMM.
The Sex Cannon’s target has always been inside the beltway. Now it’s time for him to truly sling cum there.
is this corroborated by anyone else? can’t find the story on CBS/ESPN/PFT/WaPo… anywhere…
So that means Asaunte Samuel will get to intercept the Sex Cannon six times a season now?
Truly a remarkable day indeed.
iViva el cumslinger!