Someone sent us these short clips that Tom Brady and Gisele filmed voicing support for Earth Hour, a pointless gesture in recognition of climate change designed only to piss off Punter. But man, those videos were so long-winded and preachy. So I decided to distill Brady’s message into a more concise, impactful plea. I don’t know, but I think it works.
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Global Warming is about as real as the Brady and the Pats chances of ever winning another Super Bowl. Non existent.
“Rule 11 – Don’t be a celebrity quarterback.” Err, too late. Sucks to be you, Pats Fan.
goddamn smelly hippies
Wow, Christmas came early. Thank you Tom.
It’s ok for Tom, it’s not like Tom and his bimbo don’t fly all over the fuckin place on vacation with tens of hangers on.
I think we’ll just misremember all that shit.
Walk to Foxboro next time you douche, yeah I said Foxboro…
Dmac: Exactly.
Also, Brady Quinn is now a Bronco. Orange & blue totally clash.
I still tend to think that the celebrities who have ‘heart-to-heart’s with us on the topic of climate change are paid off by big petroleum.
seriously- when talking about this issue:
Scientist, living in some cramped-ass house with recycled-fuck-everything: “maybe they’re right…”
celebrity, in some huge-ass mansion, who probably didn’t even pass high school earth science: “FACK YOU I’LL LEAVE ALL MY FACKIN’ LIGHTS ON!”
So you make jokes about people trying to give a damn, huh? WOW, NO WONDER PEOPLE HATE AMERICA. Fuck off, you ignorant fools.
/Done with trying to imitate KSK, whew. That was stupid.
I’ll believe that Global Warming is a crisis when all of those blathering endlessly about it actually start behaving like it’s a crisis. For example – give up your Lear Jets, your four vacation homes, your Hummer, your primary residence exceeding 10,000 square feet, your 20 acres green as Pebble Beach lawn, etc. Until then, STFU.
The irony is that Giselle keeps his testicles hidden in one of those drawers. He was so close!
So while he’s all about the ” green footprint ” and ” saving the environment “, is that ground beef there ?
You too can save energy like Tom Brady. Just abandon your kid.
@Danish-
The only difference is that Alex P. Keaton would have shorted the shit out of BP before making that video.
In unrelated news, the Redskins have signed Larry Johnson to a contract.
Because if there’s one thing the Redskins need, it’s an attitudinal running back who isn’t as fast as Jamaal Charles.
With more money than he knows what to do with, why does he always cut his own hair with a flowbee?
*while we’re asleep
god damn it
Assuming we all have our lights shut off while we speak, “Earth Hour” won’t make much of a difference.
Angry swearing!
Earth Hour, ah..i remember it well. we snacked high off the food chain.., indoors. Things became savage after we opened the makers mark, and as I recall…we drove the armada over to Al Gores house(all the light’s were on//poser) and then things got weird.
Anything that pisses off Punte is good for the Earth.
No man who pitches for fucking Stetson Cologne should pretend they care about the environment.
Only the Dreamboat is sexy enough to rock the “Alternate-1985-Biff-Tannen” ‘do.
What an environmentalist. He’s gonna turn the lights of for an hour and probably spend that hour boinking his supermodel lover. A true hero!
This may be Apes finest work.
Thats not saying a lot.
Token environmentalism is an important personal trait for marketable celebrities to display.
Ape’s right. Brady is getting way too soft. He should act like a real man, like Ben.
Wow, let’s make an utterly pointless gesture to show how much “we care” about a fictional problem. Enjoy the hour in the dark Brady. It will be just like your next concussion.
Fag.
I’d hit it.
No….. wait
I love how the lights turn off before he touches the switch.
The POWER in that man’s fingertips…
If Brady cared so much about Global Warming he’d cut off all that hair and use it to shield us from the sun. Instant solution!
He looks like a character from Family Ties
Holy shit…I just realized Footsteps Falco may in fact be BIFF KING.
I know you’re joking, and it is pretty funny. Still, climate change is an important topic, and I for one salute Tom and Gisele for speaking out. Even if Tom is pictured with a bottle of water.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PETROLEUM GOES IN TO PROCESSING THOSE THINGS?
What a daring decree.
Thank you Ape…that summed it up nicely.
Well, that was a bold statement.