Everything bad that ever happened or will happen to Brian Bosworth is completely deserved.
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“Goddamnit, why isn’t the oil drill painted white? YOU FUCKED UP THE BOZ’S PICTURE FOR THE LAST TIME, GREG!!”
Don Johnson called. Said you looked like a petrified turd.
He was awesome in the movie “Stone Cold”
Lance Henrikson made that movie
You’re telling me that isn’t a picture of smooth-rock singer-songwriter Boz Scaggs?
Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh? I must get back to Dancecentrum in Struttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
Why is Max Headroom sitting on a Corvette?
/I love the 80′s
Stone Cold is one of my favorite “so bad it’s good” movies. It’s the only movie I can recall where an entire State Supreme Court gets gunned down.
Sadly that car was run over by a big black truck with the license plate “BOKNOWS”
Pumpjack, not oil drill.
That license plate probably looks kickass on the rusted-out ’82 Toyota Hilux it’s stuck to now.
He looks like the retarded love child of Brigitte Nielson and Dolph Lundgren.
Damn…I used to have the suit, shades and shoes…but not the car.
Worst of all, sources have informed me that the above photo was taken after Labor Day.
Needs more fist pumping and Snookie punching.
What, no Birthday Dog?
Tony Mandarich and Ryan Leaf called to say you’re overrated.
Jesus, I just learned I share the boz’s birthday. What a terrible terrible present.
yeah porky thats good
Can we get that Asian chick with the Giant pickup truck to run him over? You know, the one with the tree hugging pussy ex-boyfriend who got animal feces all over him. I’m too lazy to search KSK for those columns.
He needs Spuds McKenzie posing with him
Man, I had forgotten about that giant douchebag. Did he die? Or get arrested?
@MD2020: Hey, fun boys, get a room!!
Sweet Vette brah.
Nice work SMK, I was waiting for that. I love the fact that every time Brian Bosworth is mentioned, Bo Jackson is mentioned as well.
I’m sure when THE BOZ dies, Bo Jackson will turf his plot in the cemetery one last time.
In other Guys-The-Seahawks-Never-Should-Have-Drafted news, Seneca Wallace has become the meat to go between the white bread in Cleveland’s QB Shit Sandwich:
Mike Holmgren is trying to atone for his years as a terrible Seahawks GM with years as a terrible Browns GM.
@ Charlie – Yeah, because you would rather have Derek Anderson over Wallace? I’ll take Wallace, thanks.
Let me be more clear: Fuck Derek Anderson with a thousand horse cocks. He fucking sucks.
Yes, I am actually a Browns fan.
The Miami Vice movie would have been a hit if they had cast Boz and Bo. That would be worth ten bucks to see.
Seneca Wallace has become the meat to go between the white bread in Cleveland’s QB Shit Sandwich
So you’re saying Seneca Wallace is the shit? You’re confusing the hipsters in Seattle.
I still insist that Seneca Wallace is really just the names of two historical figures.
It sure as hell isn’t the name of a real NFL quarterback.
I heard Bosworth got those shoes from his cousin Eddie.
Love this. Jimmy Clausen fills his horrible void in the NFL.
@Larry Dolan should die in a fire – No, I wouldn’t want any of them. Wallace is a perfectly serviceable backup QB that Holmgren has been futilely trying to turn into a starter for years. The problem is that Cleveland already has two perfectly serviceable backup QBs that people have been trying to turn into starters for years. I don’t see how a third one helps you. Starting QBs aren’t easy to come by, obviously, but stockpiling backup talent doesn’t address any of the fundamental problems. Fresh mediocrity is still mediocrity.
Oh Brian Bosworth Driving drunk on your Harley Mullet in the wind
I think that oil derrick is attempting to suck all the asshole out of him. Good luck with that…Bosworth is the Saudi Arabia of assholocity.
And, all these years later, Bo Jackson could still run his ass over, fake hip and all.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:13 am He looks like the retarded love child of Brigitte Nielson and Dolph Lundgren. ” I saw that video of Dolph Lundgren singing and kicking ass over in Sweden a few weeks ago. Dud could still kick ass.
Am I the only one who thinks Bosworth was actually a decent player? I mean, sure he was over-hyped and all, but before injuries ruined him, I thought he was servicable. /shrug
Can he help me find the continuum transfunctioner?
“My name is Brian Bosworth. I’m an oil man. This is my son and partner, Tony Mandarich.”
@Nimby: That derrick has no chance. Only Boz himself could suck that much ass.
I loved the part in “The U” documentary when the crowd was singing “Bye Bye Bosworth…..we hate to see you go.” The coin toss for that game was legendary.
@ Charlie – Anderson is going to be cut / traded within a week. Wallace is replacing him. for a 5th round draft pick, Wallace is fine as a replacement.
Through some Wikipedia research I just learned The Boz lived in Caleb McNickel’s House (the one on the OC) until he sold it in 2009. This guy lived in a $6 Mil house last year?? I need his investment guy.
Say what you will about the Boz, but that’s a tight bracelet.
CC – I agree. Please, please, please no Clausen or Tebow. I’m trying hard to believe in you Pete, but please neither one of them.
And stop fucking around with Brandon Marshall while you’re at it.
Looks like he got lost on the way to Diddy’s annual White Party in the Hamptons. He should’ve splurged for the GPS in the Corvette
Nothing says, “Thanks Oklahoma” like Texas plates.
@Chet – That movie needs to be made (re-made, i guess) only Bo Jackson is Daniel Day-Lewis and Boz is Paul Dano…not the whole movie…just the part where Lewis (Jackson) beats Dano (Bosworth) to death with a bowling pin yelling about drinking his milkshake.
Why all the hate for Clausen? Yeah, yeah, spiky hair, blah blah, but as an ND fan *ducks fire extinguisher* I assure you he’s the only reason we weren’t 2-10 last year. The guy is legitimately good. 27td/4int isn’t a horrible stat.
\that said fuck Bosworth
Jay Cutler totally thinks that ‘Vette is awesome, bro.
Clausen receives hate because he is a douche. This is the reason that he was knocked the fuck out in a restaurant, see. Not that I expect a Notre Dame fan to realize douchiness when they see it. They’re too busy thinking they’re still relevant based on shit that occurred decades ago.
epic photo. epic.
@Orton hears an oot – I am with you, thought he was decent as well. Not a superstar or anything but really what can you do on a Seahawk team in the early 90s. My favorite drunk arguement to have with a buddy is how the Boz came from the far side of the field and had a bad angle that Bo Jackson ran over. Head to head would have been epic, I do think Bo would have ran him over anyway but it would have been sweet to see that matchup
Bosworth’s two nephews are in this years draft, Cory and Koy or Claw or some shitty name like that. Caleb? Cal? Kilimanjaro? They both went to UCLA
@ everyone discussing Seneca Wallace to the Browns
Seneca Wallace is a wide receiver that thinks he can play QB. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out, Seneca.
In case you haven’t noticed, the Browns receivers suck too. Let him play at wideout then
I’m not saying he’s not a douche. I just was wondering why everyone think’s he’ll be a shitty draft pick. Not his fault that Charlie Weis had no clue how to operate the defensive side of the ball.
And I never said anything about relevance. I really don’t give a fuck about it at this point.
Maybe nobody wants a douche on their team? He should probably be less rapey than Wrongrastname though.
Clausen’s an asshole, that’s pretty well established. But a big part of the cloud hanging over him draft-wise is the fact that the only semi-decent QB to come out of Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle since Montana (thirty-one years ago!) was Steve Beuerlein, and even he never would’ve become a starter if it weren’t for expansion. South Bend QBs come with a lot of hype and a very poor track record and that’s a combination that makes plenty of fans nervous.
@Charlie Sweatpants – That’s a good point. I don’t really know any ND Qb’s who had much hype besides maybe Mirer in the past while. Quinn was ok, but well, we’ve seen how he stumbled.
I’d still take clausen over Tebow. That 270 degree windup is like the 6th sign of the apocalypse.
Clausen is Mirer 2.0. Stay as far as fucking possible away from that turd, Seahawks.
No matter how good you looked, you still had to wear 55 jackass,
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