I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to correct people on that. They’ll be all, like, “I’m going as Favrenstein for Halloween DERP DERP DERPITY DERP.”
No, listen, you asshole. Favrenstein is the CREATOR. You mean Favrenstein’s MONSTER! She’s the big scary one with bolts in her neck and chins to her FUPA. Why is that so hard to grasp?!
[Bloody jersey abortion brought to you by Big League Stew and drugs]
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I don’t normally post to blogs but I enjoyed this post so keep up the good work. -cheers-
So you know the song “Dr. Feelgood” by Motley Crue? I was always confused about a line at the end of the chorus, “He’s gonna be your Frankenstein,” until I actually read the book and learned that Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster.
Now that I think of it, I’m curious as to how many pop culture references to “Frankenstein” are referring to the doctor, and how many refer to the monster.
This is a hoax, Ape. No way that woman isn’t a Colts fan.
Ape, you’ll burn in hell for that ChicagoNow link. Some things can’t be unseen. Its almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Sexy Friday.
I miss the “NOM NOM NOM” remarks.
Are we sure she isn’t a Colt fan just trying on the ugliest jersey ever created? Because she has Fat Hump written all over.
@Markus
Greatest Sports Movie ever!
gotta love a Rob Schneider South Park reference
I’m gonna open this faggot robe and wiggle my dick, and you know why? I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. – Fuckin’ fashion show.
I’m gonna wiggle it at ‘em, you cheap bastard. Be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin’ for the exits.
Good to see Jean Teasdale getting out of the house.
Example #1,345,466 that America’s Favre-gasm has gotten completely out of hand…
I just realized something.
Thanks to the rotational schedule, the Bills play in Green Bay this year. If the Packers wear those abortions, we will see the two ugliest uniforms on the same field.
As Tom Petty once sang, “I can’t decide which is worse.”
I think I envy blind people.
RE LaFarve’s Next Drink Says:
“At some point, even black isn’t slimming.”
Prediction: the best comment all day.
Although, I gotta say, she is not nearly as hefty as she could be. You can see that she has a waist. It might be straining mightily against a waistband under there, but you can see it, kinda. I’m not even gonna ask why in the fuck anyone would want a jersey like that. One jersey is bad enough, but parts of 4 of them is a level of sports fan fail that’s hard to fathom.
First photo I’ve seen of Mrs. Peter King.
sweet ‘n sour jesus those unis are bad. Why not just paint a bullseye that says “plant shoulder here”
If the Packers are going to wear those old unis, they should stop being bitches and wear the old leather helmets too. Why do something so stupid and only do it half-assed? Go full retard I say.
@UU: Damn you sir. DAMN YOU TO HELL!
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago_sports_mob/2010/03/packers-unveil-horrendous-new-jerseys.html
More Packers-related jersey abominations.
@UU: She’s got a number in her head. She wants to be the 7th person to reach 10 million grams.
She’s from Indy…right?
If not, humps have some competition. Bring out the shrimp cocktail and instant chocolate pudding.
At some point, even black isn’t slimming.
I think I need some brain bleach after seeing this or as I like to call it, a fifth of whisky.
I’m glad she added the cities, I would have never guessed that that knock off Red Sox jersey was a Falcons one.
(Also, she kinda looks like The Maj in drag. Or outta drag. I’m not sure.)
UU,
hmm…
Yeah, probably.
Why wouldn’t I? She’d be thrilled!
Her, Favre, Steelers chick, and me would be a great 4 Way.
Hey, it’s the gland baron!
Sweet Bajeezus, UU. Her gut looks like Opus’s nose.
She’s actually quite slim compared to this:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/livin_large_gunning_to_be_the_world_lS49IsvJzrIvXBbPBbs0sI?photo_num=5
You left off the “guhhhhhh” tag.
That beast has never had anything smaller than a 12-pack.
Wow. Couldn’t even be bothered to put down the Chinese food before “posing” for the picture.
She needs the Peter King version of this jersey, replete with actual Brittfar DNA…..
No Southern Miss jersey? SHE’S NOT A REAL FAVRE FAN!
Good Lord….I’m in love! Can she sing Puttin’ on the Ritz too?
Sexy Tuesday?
Or just Happy St. Patrick’s Eve?
Either way: fap fap fap fap
Goofy Internet geniuses think alike!
Strange that just 20 minutes ago, I read this:
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1674
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I think Metallica said it best:
“Got some death to do”
If you’ll excuse me, I need to go to church & pray these come in 4XL.
Good to know she is watching her weight by drinking that diet Coke.