I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to correct people on that. They’ll be all, like, “I’m going as Favrenstein for Halloween DERP DERP DERPITY DERP.”
No, listen, you asshole. Favrenstein is the CREATOR. You mean Favrenstein’s MONSTER! She’s the big scary one with bolts in her neck and chins to her FUPA. Why is that so hard to grasp?!
[Bloody jersey abortion brought to you by Big League Stew and drugs]
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