Zombie Jimmy Hendrix

Pick one star/celebrity who is not a family member that you would choose to raise from the dead. Upon revival, they assume their form from the moment they died, which means you don’t necessarily get them in the prime of their life. You get 10 more years of that person after you raise them up.

Order:

Drew
Ape
Maj
Flubby
Falco
Ufford
Punter

1. Drew — Jimi Hendrix

2. Ape — Phil Hartman

“You may remember him from such shows as The Simpsons and SNL.”

3. Maj — Sean Taylor

4. flubby — Alex Chilton

“My first inclination is take Elvis or Jerry Garcia. But they were both miserable sons of bitches in their latter days so I don’t know if they would appreciate being resurrected. So I’ll take Alex Chilton, that way he won’t miss the Big Star show tomorrow night at SXSW.”

5. Falco — John Phillips Sousa

“Because no one has written a decent march in almost 80 years.”

6. Ufford — Kurt Cobain

“Can I get a Tupac/Biggie combo package? No? Then fuck ‘em both, I’ll take Cobain.”

flubby: “20 minutes later, Cobain kills himself again.”

7. Punter — Marilyn Monroe

8. Punter — Benjamin Franklin

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“I think that relationship has a chance.”

9. Ufford — Heath Ledger

“Too many actors are candy-ass fruitcakes, and I want another Batman movie with the Joker.”

10. Falco — Corey Haim

“The world just plain needs him.”

11. flubby — Barbaro

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12. Maj — Mitch Hedberg

If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. “Come on ‘long prosperous life!’”

“With apologies to Big, Pac, and the 10 other comedians on my list. ”

13. Ape — Len Bias

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“But only if I can get him out of playing for the Celtics”

14. Drew — Sam Kinison

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