Nah, not dead yet. Just on sabbatical. Currently trolling Yankees forums, talking about how the Mets are going to win the Series this year.
03.10.10 at 11:04 am
Long Ball Larry
I want the Hefty Lefty back, not Sorgi!!!!
03.10.10 at 9:52 am
Tom
Who is Abby?
03.10.10 at 9:18 am
Big Black Richard
I thought you was dead.
03.10.10 at 8:58 am
Monkey Business
@Upstate Underdog: What do you want from me? The guy was a 6th round pick making 6-7 figures a year holding a clipboard. We might be crazy, but we’re not nuts: as Manning goes, so goes the Franchise.
That being said, I can’t wait for the ESPN documentary “Scent of a Manning: The Jim Sorgi Story”.
@StuScottBoyahs: That would be Curtis Painter /facepalm
03.09.10 at 11:37 pm
Animal Mother
The Giants have always been looking for the next Jeff Hostetler, maybe they finally found him.
03.09.10 at 11:12 pm
Gross Rexman
Where’s the BIG offseason news? Like the story about the Sex Cannon possibly landing in Washington as a backup. *sigh* I miss the days when Good Rex/Bad Rex did anything newsworthy…
03.09.10 at 9:32 pm
Farmer
Hey, come on now, Im still a bigger fan of Jim Sorgi’s than both of the Manning dopes put together.
03.09.10 at 8:29 pm
porky1
Even a Jim Sorgi could have won an extra game or two in Oakland. Shit, I’d take Horseballs or the Sex Cannon over Jamucus in a meth-addicted rabbit’s heartbeat.
/that’s pretty fast
03.09.10 at 6:39 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
Jim Sorgi: Not good enough to compete for the starting job in Carolina or Cleveland. Hell, at least he’s still getting paid.
03.09.10 at 5:14 pm
EastEndClam
I’d trade everything to do a night with Abby but I don’t have enough.
03.09.10 at 5:08 pm
Ryno
He’s still on injured reserve from when that Ohio State player tried to crush his esophagus.
03.09.10 at 4:55 pm
Kimbo Gash
You can’t stop Jim Sorgi, you can only hope to trade him.
03.09.10 at 4:51 pm
StuScottBooyahs
Well now who’s going to lose in Week 17 for the Colts?
03.09.10 at 4:44 pm
kevkage
Sorgi is totally the poor man’s Lorenzen
03.09.10 at 4:35 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
Jared Lorenzen wasn’t going back after he dragged that swimmer down by her ponytail.
03.09.10 at 4:31 pm
James Harrison will taste Manflesh
There is no God. The phrase “former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson” is all the proof any of us should need.
03.09.10 at 4:28 pm
Upstate Underdog
I’m waiting for Monkey Business’ opinion on this.
03.09.10 at 4:19 pm
gayb
I liked Sorgi, but he’s like 49 years old now. Also, Curtis Painter can die of aids any day now, please.
03.09.10 at 4:13 pm
SousChefGerard
His clipboard holding technique was just not the same after that knee injury. Inability to slide up and down the sideline in a timely fashion ultimately cost him his post in front of Painter as PeyPey’s go to wash rag holder.
03.09.10 at 4:08 pm
dm72
On a similar note, Horse Balls has been put out to pasture by the Browns.
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Battleship Sorgi
Nah, not dead yet. Just on sabbatical. Currently trolling Yankees forums, talking about how the Mets are going to win the Series this year.
I want the Hefty Lefty back, not Sorgi!!!!
Who is Abby?
I thought you was dead.
@Upstate Underdog: What do you want from me? The guy was a 6th round pick making 6-7 figures a year holding a clipboard. We might be crazy, but we’re not nuts: as Manning goes, so goes the Franchise.
That being said, I can’t wait for the ESPN documentary “Scent of a Manning: The Jim Sorgi Story”.
@StuScottBoyahs: That would be Curtis Painter /facepalm
The Giants have always been looking for the next Jeff Hostetler, maybe they finally found him.
Where’s the BIG offseason news? Like the story about the Sex Cannon possibly landing in Washington as a backup. *sigh* I miss the days when Good Rex/Bad Rex did anything newsworthy…
Hey, come on now, Im still a bigger fan of Jim Sorgi’s than both of the Manning dopes put together.
Even a Jim Sorgi could have won an extra game or two in Oakland. Shit, I’d take Horseballs or the Sex Cannon over Jamucus in a meth-addicted rabbit’s heartbeat.
/that’s pretty fast
Jim Sorgi: Not good enough to compete for the starting job in Carolina or Cleveland. Hell, at least he’s still getting paid.
I’d trade everything to do a night with Abby but I don’t have enough.
He’s still on injured reserve from when that Ohio State player tried to crush his esophagus.
You can’t stop Jim Sorgi, you can only hope to trade him.
Well now who’s going to lose in Week 17 for the Colts?
Sorgi is totally the poor man’s Lorenzen
Jared Lorenzen wasn’t going back after he dragged that swimmer down by her ponytail.
There is no God. The phrase “former Pro Bowl quarterback Derek Anderson” is all the proof any of us should need.
I’m waiting for Monkey Business’ opinion on this.
I liked Sorgi, but he’s like 49 years old now. Also, Curtis Painter can die of aids any day now, please.
His clipboard holding technique was just not the same after that knee injury. Inability to slide up and down the sideline in a timely fashion ultimately cost him his post in front of Painter as PeyPey’s go to wash rag holder.
On a similar note, Horse Balls has been put out to pasture by the Browns.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4979700