Name: Tony Washington
College: Abilene Christian (DII)
Likes: The Bible.
Dislikes: Stuff that’s not mentioned in the Bible.
Position: Offensive Tackle
Why His Name Might Sound Vaguely Familiar: Oh yeah, that. See, he’s the guy who fucked his sister.
Not To Be Confused With: Brother Love
Favorite Games: Taboo, Don’t Wake Daddy, Sorry
What His College Coaches Say About Him: It could have been worse, it could have been his brother. Man that would have been so gay.
What He Told The Scouts: “He said where he comes from, this kind of thing happens all the time.”
Who Wants Him: He can block, right? Shit, Mike Shanahan would fuck his grandmother for a decent line. But first he has to know if the kid can how to throw a good cut block without drawing a flag. Ah fuck it, he can always learn.
Who Will Take Him: Dallas. Because Jerry Jones is a sucker for a good incest story.
I want more like this!
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