Name: Tony Washington
College: Abilene Christian (DII)
Likes: The Bible.
Dislikes: Stuff that’s not mentioned in the Bible.
Height: 6’6″
Weight: 310
Position: Offensive Tackle
Why His Name Might Sound Vaguely Familiar: Oh yeah, that. See, he’s the guy who fucked his sister.
Not To Be Confused With: Brother Love
Favorite Games: Taboo, Don’t Wake Daddy, Sorry
What His College Coaches Say About Him: It could have been worse, it could have been his brother. Man that would have been so gay.
What He Told The Scouts: “He said where he comes from, this kind of thing happens all the time.”
Oof?: Oof.
Who Wants Him: He can block, right? Shit, Mike Shanahan would fuck his grandmother for a decent line. But first he has to know if the kid can how to throw a good cut block without drawing a flag. Ah fuck it, he can always learn.
Who Will Take Him: Dallas. Because Jerry Jones is a sucker for a good incest story.
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YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDS I BET EVERYONE OF U SIT AT UR COMPUTER BEATING UR DICKS TO PORN AND DONT KNOW SHIT SO FUCK ALL YALL FOR TALKING SHIT CUZ I BET NONE OF YALL WOULD SAY IT TO HIS FACE SO HIDE BEHIND UR COMPUTERS
[ed. note: I love this guy -flub ]
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Adam and Eve’s kids did it…
Fuck it, why not?
Dallas could use another sports figure with A fucked up past.
If are baseball teams manager can sniff the white powder and keep his job, who says the cowboys can’t draft a guy who fucked his sister.
Despite his previous reputation and exploits, I think that Washington would be a good fit for Tennessee or Buffalo. His showing in the combine this year was impressive and he would add a lot of positive to whatever team ends up drafting him
Someone bettah call Tony Dungy, aka Winston Wolf of the NFL
This guy is a tremendous football player. That 15 year old is a lucky little lady. Sounds like wincest to me.
Why does this sound like a Merrill Hoge quote to me?
+1, gratif.
I second Lucky Like Little’s take: Just cut to the chase, and send him to Oakland.
Plus, what’s the big deal? Just a little incest. (Insert obligatory Ray Lewis reference here.) It’s not like he was smoking pot in his own house or something.
Jeez, Punter, that’s just… oh, it’s UM. Huh.
This guy is a tremendous football player. That 15 year old is a lucky little lady. Sounds like wincest to me.
let he among us who has not fucked his sister, cast the first stone
She was probably in it for the alimony.
At one point or another who hasn’t desired to fuck a sibling? I mean they know each other too well not to be sexually compatible. They’re blood. If he can’t satisfy someone who vaguely looks like their mother, who can he satisfy?
/sees the rationale of the argument is flawed
//calls therapist about possible issues
///thinks he’d be a good fit in Carolina for some reason
I could see where this guy would be a disruptive influence in the locker room. After all, they say teammates are like brothers, and given the way he treats family…
@Earl Camembert
+1 and a tip o’ the monocle for the Walter Monheit reference.
/see you at Morton’s
““The Back Side” starring Gabourey Sidibwe as the sister”
/vomits through eyes
Shit, I missed the similar joke earlier. Sorry to pull a Dane Cook.
Ah incest. Why go out at all when you can get some down the hall?
Nah, this guy has Cowboy written all over him…Nate Newton will be his life coach.
Well, is she hot with big chocolate milk wagons?
Sounds like hollywood material. “The Back Side” starring Gabourey Sidibwe as the sister
@UU
You missed half of the saying: “Incest is best, put your sister to the test”
/It’s funny because it rhymes
Uh-huh. I’m sure that’s the information that prompted the second chance…
I’m sure Coach Sartain turns down lots of 6-7, 300 pounders who don’t deserve a second chance to play at a D-II school that never sees that kind of athletic talent waltz through the doors. I’m sure he’s real, real picky with that kind of athlete, and only makes an exception for those “deserving” of it, like, any and all of them.
Making him an RSO seems a little harsh in this case. Are they worried he’ll get confused and think he’s related to one of the neighbor kids? I mean ferchrissakes it’s not like he did something extreme like fuck his sister *in public* or anything.
“Jets need another OT”
NICKNAMES! Washington, you’re now called Mister Sister Fister.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall
There’s a lot of incest in the bible. There’s sister/brother fuckin and father/daughter fuckin’. For a guy who likes the sister-fuckin, he picked the right religion.
There’s also a lot of that in the South, which explains the “where I come from, this happens all the time.”
He only gave her an Icy Mike. Nothing to see here folks…
You know what they say, if you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
Double bonus, he can help promote the team, as he’s going door to door letting people know
he’s a sex offender.
“Oof?: Oof.”
I didn’t know Walter Monheit wrote for this site.
/pours out a 40 for “Spy” magazine.
Hollywood is currently making a movie about Tony Washington called “My Sister’s Fine Side.”
Is it racist that I expected him to be white when I read this story?!?
Between this prospect and the Saints winning the Super Bowl, Jerry Lee Lewis is rapidly becoming an NFL fan.
I’m not surprised that there’s an incest tag. I am, however, shocked that this is the first time it’s been used on this site.
Favorite Games: Taboo, Don’t Wake Daddy, Sorry
Don’t forget Texas Hold ‘Em.
There is a deafening silence from the usual folks who jump out to talk about how great New Orleans is.
Somewhere Mark Chmura is slapping himself in the forehead: Sister!? Why didn’t I think of that?
Favorite saying: Incest is the best.
So his sister used to be his tight end?
Jeremy Shockey has already endorsed the Saints drafting Washington
Nice.
Well, wait a second here…. is she hot?
To be fair his sister came onto him.
As some one with about a dozen hot cousins, I applaud his efforts to tear down this familiar taboo.
Brother Love fucked his sister? Wha???
Jets need another OT
Are you kidding me? This guy is a fuckin’ RAIDER. Second choice, Bengals… “kiss da baby”
He’s a perfect fit for Tennessee.
According to the story it was consensual, (sister’s apparently being able to consent at 15 in Louisiana) so he’s way ahead of Big Ben. Allegedly.
But can he Rumble, Bumble and/or Stumble?
The Oof? factor is grossly underutilized. Berman’s Fastest Three Minutes should have a weekly Oof? segment.