Name: Bruce Campbell
Position: Offensive Tackle
Claim to Fame: Played left tackle at Maryland, starred as Ash in the Evil Dead trilogy.
Current Roles: Darling of the Combine and a sort of Elvis Cole/Joe Pike hybrid character on Burn Notice.
Strengths That Will Not Help Him Block Opposing Lineman: A 4.69 time in the short shuttle and the ability to hold demon spirits at bay. Alright, that second one may help out against Jared Allen.
Weaknesses: Durability and cable television roles.
Injury History: Turf toe and a disembodied hand.
Mainstream Media Comparison: Joe Staley. No wait, he’s white. No, no that won’t do at all. Let’s go with Branden Albert. Yes, that’s much more accurate.
KSK Comparison: Darius Heyward-Bey
Who Wants Him: Al Davis
Who Will Get Him: Al Davis
I want more like this!
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