“NACHO, YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS ‘THE PACIFIC’ Because you’re now on HBO and you love Pacific shrimp tacos! And by that, I mean short Polynesian snatch.”
Yes, the Jets will be featured on this year’s edition of the HBO training camp series “Hard Knocks” making it the most KSK-friendly choice since the Cowboys and Bengals the last two years. So many subplots: Will Tomlinson struggle to find a new stationary bike that agrees with him? Will Darrelle Revis bring his island? Can Rex convince the HBO producers to do a five-minute montage of his shits?
I want more like this!
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