02.25.10
Your 2009 Sean Taylor Memorial Meast Of The Year
I do believe congratulations are in order for our 2009 Meast of the Year! And wouldn’t you know it? It’s Chris “Black Drexl” Johnson, who got 1,589 votes, or 34% of the total voting. MEASTERFUL. No one ever caught him. That’s what happens when you have get-away-from-Gus-Johnson speed.
Let’s break down the voting, HEISMAN STYLE!
Nevada’s gay for Pat Willis.
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February 25th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Peyton Manning issued a formal letter requesting information on the whereabouts of Chris Johnson. He doesn’t want ‘his’ meast award, he wants to stay far away from anything meastly for a little bit.
February 25th, 2010 at 8:53 am
West Virginia loves Darelle Revis…who knew?
February 25th, 2010 at 9:11 am
The most fascinating thing about this to me is that North Dakota has internet access. Oh, and that Hawaii is a bunch of frontrunners
February 25th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Fetus heads letter of protest was intercepted and returned to sender for a touchdown.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Are you going to do Least and Coach voting too?
February 25th, 2010 at 9:46 am
I only voted for Chris because I knew he was going to win. I do that with pretty much everything.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Bill Polian is changing the rules of Meast voting for next year.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:57 am
I congratulate our gargantuan cyborg running back. May death come quickly to his enemies.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:59 am
WV loves Revis bc the only ppl with internet access in the state are pitt fans.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Nevada’s gay for Pat Willis.
Of course it is. Nevada is California’s little spoon.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:29 am
As a Louisiana resident I can safely say that I’m sort of ashamed of which 8 states voted for Drew Brees.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Good thing cop speed is reserved for Measty running backs, as opposed to wispy mustached Hispanic country club kitchen staff.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:36 am
@ italfreak32- literally lol
I thought Darren Sharper would have more votes due to sharing a secondary with Meast of Forever Tracy Porter. That’s the only reason I voted for him.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:38 am
What the fuck is wrong with voters in New Hampshire?
February 25th, 2010 at 10:43 am
Black Drexl thinks that a couple of titties should’ve won
February 25th, 2010 at 10:54 am
So voters in Indiana voted for Cop Speed too? Maybe they are finally starting to come back to reality. Or maybe they’re too busy eating chili cheese fries with a side of frozen Snicker bars to give a shit.
I vote for the latter.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:21 am
I cannot say anything negative about these results because if I did, Zulu Cthulu’s wrath would be swift, terrifying and drive me to madness.
Also, he’d send LenCake White to eat all my waffles and I love me some waffles! No, you fat fuck, you can’t have any!
February 25th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Darrell Revis is on the ballot and a fuckin running back wins?
I hate the lowest common demoninator.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:32 am
As much as I like Drew Brees, it concerns me that he did so well in the regions that I’ve designated as FSH (fat, stupid, and hairy).
February 25th, 2010 at 11:34 am
i voted for kodos. where did he end up in the standings?
February 25th, 2010 at 11:34 am
So voters in Indiana voted for Cop Speed too? Maybe they are finally starting to come back to reality. Or maybe they’re too busy eating chili cheese fries with a side of deep-fried Snicker bars to give a shit.
Fixed.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:45 am
Actually, if you go back to the poll, Cop Speed barely beat out Peyton in Indiana. It was less than a full percentage point. I mean, yeah, Peyton still lost, but that’s only because Peyton meant to lose.
February 25th, 2010 at 11:46 am
But what of the international voting? How will Germany’s votes be counted when there is no color coding for David Hasselhoff?
February 25th, 2010 at 11:50 am
whoa, weird. zulu is outside my window right now and the coast guard is all over him with machine guns and general chaos. he doesn’t seem to mind though, he’s just sitting there eating a turkey leg. he’s not sinking either. huh.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Whoa, look at this fancy pants map technology you folks got here. Sooooooooooooo-eeeeeeee! That’s purdy!
February 25th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
KSK Rex Ryan for coach of the year. (Or the real one, because there isn’t that much difference)
February 25th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
@Nathan Hale
Yeah, totally. I expected the southern states to go for Brees, but the Dakotas and Iowa scare me a bit. And Hawaii is just weird.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Hawaii only went for Brees because they think he tattooed theit map on his face.
February 25th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
What the fuck is wrong with voters in New Hampshire?
Being the sole Kommenter from NH, I guess you mean me…
Hey, I appreciate Johnson’s achievement, but a cornerback that shuts down top WR’s is a thing of beauty.
/ Lester Hayes’d
February 25th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I am shocked that Indiana is not as yellow as the sun.
February 25th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
So wait – were the other voters from Hawaii besides me and one other person? And they voted for Revis?
THIS POLL IS RIGGED!!!!
February 25th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Nevermind, I’m color blind in the morning. Must be from all the sunshine.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
“Yeah, totally. I expected the southern states to go for Brees, but the Dakotas and Iowa scare me a bit. And Hawaii is just weird.”
Don’t blame me, I voted for Chiefs backup QB Bobby Joe Hastur. I voted for him three times, in fact, and I don’t know why he’s not showsdfgklj;asdgrjksbkl;jrflkj;bsdfklsk’l;fv’l;strfjhstrf
//neither fat not stupid
//a little hairy though (pan-Slavic untermensch)
February 25th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Drew Brees: Bringing black and white people together even after the season is over.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I want no parts of whatever drugs Howard Phillips is taking.
/Crack is wack
//Is that actually Klingon?
February 26th, 2010 at 12:53 am
I don’t understand how Mush Mouth didn’t get 100% here in Tennessee. The idiots in East TN. must have voted for the “What No Peyton”. Those assholes are primarily Colts fans anyway.