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Miami is of course the place to be this week, with locals and visitors taking advantage of the sun and fun before tonight’s spectacle. Unlike our own Mr. Ape we are unable to experience the scene first hand, so instead here’s a brief photo tour of goings on in south Florida.

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Apparently they couldn’t find the beach.

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Come on, gays. You’re going to have to wear a lot less to turn heads in that crowd.

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Marisa Miller spent most of her week making quarterbacks feel uncomfortable in the pants. Eli later filled an entire shopping cart with Axe products.

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GAH! Back to Indianapolis with you! And put on some sweatpants. The baggy kind.

Images via Yahoo!