People, look at that. The Weather Channel made a lighthearted reference about New Orleans and a hurricane. Do you know what that means? It means that it’s hurricane season — for jokes! Yes, for too long, our nation has been quietly respectful of the Hurricane Katrina disaster that flooded New Orleans. You might even say that hurricane jokes were imprisoned for years after being wrongfully convicted of murder. But now it’s on, baby. The Weather Channel said so.
The red lines moving to the southeast represent the white people leaving New Orleans for the Super Bowl.
If Hurricane Whodat is comprised of Cajuns arriving from New Orleans, this could be the worst storm to hit Miami since Andrew.
WHO DAT! WHO DAT! WHO DAY DERE WASTIN’ PRECIOUS AID MONEY?
The National Guard is prepared to reinforce the dams with sandbags and Colts fans.
I was gonna buy a luxury suite at the Superdome, but the carpet didn’t match the rapes.
Ironically, the one thing that still needs rebuilding in New Orleans is LSU’s swim team.
In a related story, a man was thrown from a pick-up truck in Hurricane Whodey.
What’s the only thing that runs slower than Peyton Manning? FEMA.
George Bush doesn’t care about Cubans.
Woo-hoo! The Saints are in the Super Bowl! Road trip! I knew this FEMA mobile home would come in handy!
And in soccer news, the San Jose Earthquakes are expected to play in next year’s MLS Cup in Port-au-Prince.
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Gregory Helms’ superhero character says, “Miami stand back, a Hurricane is coming through”.
I saw Samuel Dalembert today, what is Haiti’s GDP doing on television?
504 millibars?
In real life, this hurricane would be completely and utterly legendary.
/meteorologist’d
I’m a New Orleanian, and I am not offended. Miami doesn’t know what’s coming!!!
A funny spoof on Super Bowl predictions and on our favorite pro analysts:
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=fGGdPP9A OTc
Who Dat!
Fat humps make great flood barriers
“What’s the only thing that runs slower than Peyton Manning? FEMA.”
Well played, sir. Peyton is as slow as fuck.
Cue up Katrina & The Wave- “walking on Sunshine” when the Saints enter the stadium
“In a related story, a man was thrown from a pick-up truck in Hurricane Whodey.”
I…er…wow.
“In a related story, a man was thrown from a pick-up truck in Hurricane Whodey.”
That is the first time I sat with my mouth agape for 30 seconds after reading anything on this site. Well played sir.
This graphic could be so much more appalling, if only the Jets had made the Super Bowl. Picture, instead of that stupid L-horseshoe, a Boeing 767 flying down the East coast. Which team’s icon will get there first, to wreak mass destruction on the Empire World Towers?
Hurricane WhoDat is aiming for South Florida like it’s Haitians on a boat!
/TWO disaster references for the price of one!
Wait…wait…maybe I can make it three:
Hurricane WoDat is aiming for South Florida like it’s Haitians on a boat being carried by a tsunami of Fat Humps!
So… I had a dream last night that the Saints were gonna win the Super Bowl 20-2. And they were gonna get 20 points with 3 safeties and 2 touchdowns. And one of the safeties was gonna come from Peyton Manning flopping like a pussy with a defensive lineman running at him.
So just remember you heard it here first, and when the final score is 20-2 with 4 safeties, you can start calling me Natestradamus.
/would give my left nut to make that outcome happen
// realizes the Colts are gonna roll
The Weather Channel’s going to play Led Zeppelin’s “When the Levee Breaks” on a constant loop during the Super Bowl.
@MB
The Bucs did it at halftime in 06.
I’ve been making the “How long until some PA guy plays “Rock You Like A Hurricane” when a team playing the Saints comes out?” for about two years now.
That being said, I totally want the Colts to come out to “Rock You Like A Hurricane”. Either that or “Pinball Wizard”.
The media called Hurricane Katrina a tragedy. God called it gumbo.
I’m gonna mayke a beyt wit all my eff bee friends that if dem saynts fans can’t outeat the fans of whoever we play in the sooper bowl, my eff bee friends can come shoot my new and actually werking 60 iynch tee-vee.
“I was gonna buy a luxury suite at the Superdome, but the carpet didn’t match the rapes.”
That may have been the most distasteful joke I have ever read on KSK … My hats off to you good man!
Those Haitians who died in the quake? Well, they were poor to begin with, so Barbara Bush thinks death is a pretty good deal for them (chuckles).
Time + Tragedy = Comedy
Tragedy + Less Time= More Comedy
//Archduke Ferdinand Assassination jokes just don’t do it for me anymore
The “who dat” bullshit is beginning to make me despise New Orleans. I guess “Laissez les bontemps roulez” is too many words. Plus, harder to say when you’re shitfaced.
Much like with Katrina, the really tragic and lasting damage from Hurricane Whodat will be inflicted not by the arrival of the Saints themselves, but by the giant, stinking wave of mud and offal that will flood the city in their wake.
Much like with Katrina, the real damage inflicted by Hurricane Whodat will be inflicted not by the arrival of the Saints themselves, but by the wave of muddy offal that arrives in their wake.
The white team members will be “celebrating,” the black team members will be “looting”
Remember the 1998 hit “Raise the Roof” by Miami hip hop artist Luke? In an unbelievable turn of events, the two most talked about things in Miami this weekend will be places that prefer their roofs a little lower.
the funniest part is the implication that this site has never resorted to katrina jokes before now
anyone who uses the term “too soon” is a bitch. oh waaaaah chris henry died! gaines adams heart exploded like a mexican piniata! nothin’ you can do about it. might as well make light of teh situation while you can.
/dead inside
“I was gonna buy a luxury suite at the Superdome, but the carpet didn’t match the rapes.”
bra fucking vo
The low pressure system is humping through Jawja, just as fat as it can go.
The worlds of Krystal and White Castle collide.
The Colts front coming down from the north should really be a high pressure system. Because all those fat fucks have high blood pressure. Because they’re fat. Fucking fat fucks.
The Saints hope Peyton’s protection crumbles like the Haitain Palace.
Heck of a job, Seanie?
Saints plan to rock Colts like a hurricane.
George W. Bush will get a good laugh out of this!
Who dat gon’ tear up South Beach?
/no heauxmeaux
(insert Drew Breeze joke here)
What, do I have to loot the bar at gunpoint to get a drink up here?
Jesus Christ, I’ve heard the phrase “WHO DAT” so goddam much lately it’s like words have lost all…wait. What the fuck does it mean again?
this seems more applicable http://www.flickr.com/photos/editor/4329988823/
If I’m reading this hurricane chart right, the Saints will be most powerful in meaningless situations, but fizzle out and be barely tropical storm status by the time it hits Miami on Sunday, when it really matters. Pretty astute little dig there, Weather Channel.
Reggie Bush succumbs to an early demise due to over-exposure of Kim Kardashian’s disease-infected stagnant waters.
Paul Shirley approves.
Hey, is this thing on?
That hurricane is something else. It even laid down a spike strip to stop the low-pressure system of fatties heading down from the Land of Shit.
I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses; they’re working hard for ya
Try the veal.
“I was gonna buy a luxury suite at the Superdome, but the carpet didn’t match the rapes.”
/golf clap