Pregame: Drunk Colts fan tails Saints fans on the upper concourse, serenading them with the makeshift parody “When the Saints Go Crawling Home”
Postgame: Drunk Saints fan attempts to reunite taunting banner made by Colts fan with its owner. I am not sure he is actually committed to this endeavor.
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On another note: The Who? Wow. That was appalling. I’m appalled.
Actually called up youtube vid of early Who to scrub my eyes and ears out.
One of my close friends who is the most douchetastic of all Viking fans posted on his facebook that New Orleans needs to call and thank the Vikings and the NFC Championship referees for their Super Bowl win … I had to explain to him about Tawmee and how closely they resemeble each other.
so…someones gotta ask it, is Breezus’ son retarded?
“do we have a name for Manning’s interception yet?”
The Busted Hump? Porter-to-the-House? The Breaded Tenderloin of Infinite Sadness?
@ Roberto
CBS was WAY too busy plugging their own shows. As if we need 230 commercials on Amazing Race, CSI, and Survivor. Blech.
CBS’ production of the Super Bowl sucked several kinds of dick. Seriously, where were all the gratuitous shots of Kim Kardashian? How about when Pey Pey threw that key INT, where was Archie?
/took the over on Kim (2 1/2) and Archie (4 1/2) being shown on TV.
@newhopeinKC
I do the same thing- when Manning threw that pick I stood up and shouted “SUCK IT FAT HUMPS!” and then quietly sat down while everyone stared at me. Never used KSK references on a first date- but if a girl ever knows the phrase fat hump or pussytubing, you marry her.
/also just finished Peter King’s MMQB- and I’ve never been more excited for Drew’s take-down.
@ Dancing Baptist: I also thought that Rex Ryan should have popped up behind Nacho, slapped him on the back, and shouted something about killing and pussytubing.
Also, I have developed the bad habit of making KSK references in casual conversations with people who don’t read; nothing kills a first date like using the phrase fat hump or the word pussytubing.
See? This is what happens when you don’t let your second-stringers have some playing time during the regular season. Had Peyton and Dungy let Jim Caldwell had some minutes at “coach”, he wouldn’t have choked so bad at asking Matt “Chelios” Stover to kick a 51-yard FG against the wind. Or being just outcoached by Payton.
/COLTS TEARS ARE THE SWEETEST TEARS
Crap…I forgot that FOX had next year’s game. Maybe we can convince Artie Lange to practice whittling on Joe Buck’s enormous forehead before then.
“do we have a name for Manning’s interception yet?”
how about The Shrimp Cocktail or Jared’s Lament?
Who else saw the Sanchez commercial (where he pimps himself) and I SWEAR, I expected Rex Ryan to burst in:
“SON ! ARE YOU TRYING TO MEET THE ‘LADIES’ OF THE NFL” ?!
“Yes coach”
“THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE NACHO”!
I read too much KSK I think.
The humps can wipe their asses with those towels too!
“and the explosions, goofy graphics”
Don’t forget those awesome spastic dancing robots during every farking commerical mention.
Not to threadjack here, but along with the always – awesome PK takedown this morning, check out Perloff’s inane column on the game as well. He even outdoes PK for Favre – ian nut – gobbling. Completely disgraceful, even coming from SI.
@Brett Favre’s Colonoscopy
Excellent “Airheads” reference. And yeah CBS kinda sucks, but FOX has it next year and the explosions, goofy graphics and Joe Buck will undoubtedly be far more annoying than the blandness of America’s most geriatric network.
drunk is a good kind of funny.
Drew Brees, you just won the Super Bowl! What are you going to do now???
“I’m gonna get this thing on my face taken care of…”
@ Southeast DeeKay
Totally agree. CBS screwed the pooch on excitement all game long. From kickoff to Jim Nantz to the post game interviews with ZERO crowd noise, production was just flat and left a lot to be desired. Pip farting on a snare drum would have been more exciting.
Along the line’s of “Giant Snatch” from two years ago, do we have a name for Manning’s interception yet? Fetushead’s Abortion seems a bit too topical. Porter-house Streak?
Odds this guy made some sort of nonsensical/inappropriate hurricane joke during the game? “I fucked Katrina and your mom liked it!”
Cooper Manning farting into Peyton’s helmet FTW
I’m kinda bummed. Fetus head didn’t go out in the manner I hoped, writhing in pain on the ground with Cooper Manning farting into Peyton’s helmet…It’s time to hibernate till July. Fuck my life. As us Bears fans say “theres always next year”. But wait Lovie is still coach and the butt fucking McCaskey family owns the team. Triple fuck me.
word. And back to my original question…why so few crowd shots during the broadcast of the game? It took some of the festiveness out of it for viewers watching from home? Seemed a bit strange, eh?
cant we all just get along….in our hate for the fat humps.
OK DeeKay. Sorry I called you a douche. Really. I think we were actually making the same point in some ways.
OK, back to the fun.
MCHowdy: “rapey vibe” is no joke. It is an actual vibe I get as a woman when I’m walking around crowded/drunk-filled situations where roofies and rapings are not uncommon. Forgive me for having that as a sensitive spot.
In any event, I’m not trying to bring the message board down–just don’t appreciate being called a douche out of turn. That is all. So, uh, yeah…Geaux Saints!
bahahahaha. fat humps lose. still can’t get enough.
DeeKay: I apologize that you don’t see that I wasn’t joking. Nothing funny about rape at all. I guess “rapey vibe” is a funny joke though?
MCHowdy: I apologize for not seeing the subtle nuance between rape jokes (clearly off-limits) and date-rape jokes (acceptable and HI-larious). Though I agree the Colts fan in question is a likely a douche, I just don’t get that rapey vibe from him.
I think everyone who has a twitter account should round up all the Colts fans comments with a nice #dumbhumps tag. There’s too many for me too keep track of and way too much comedy.
Does anyone have a clip of the Colts radio announcer calling the PICK 6? I don’t want to go to sleep without that sweet schaudenfreude.
I HATE guys who will follow people drunkenly like that. They eventually hurt someone.
Actually a date-rape joke, douche. Look at that guy in the first video. It’s no joke.
Whatever. I’m still waiting for Drew’s expletive-riddled rant against the HoF for locking out Cris Carter again.
Anyone else find it strange how few crowd shots there were during the broadcast? Aside from a few quick wide stadium shots and the obligatory glimpse inside the Manning suite, CBS gave little indication that there were even people in attendance. It kinda killed the festive vibe for me.
/uh, rape joke?
That second guy is my hero. It would have been better though if he asked if Tracy Porter could take it home for them.
As the Colts fans go date-raping home!