Don’t forget to console Monkey Business on Battleship Manning. Be sure to be succinct. He so often is with us.
And a sincere congratulations to the Who Datters. Now we can all hate you.
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Don’t forget to console Monkey Business on Battleship Manning. Be sure to be succinct. He so often is with us.
And a sincere congratulations to the Who Datters. Now we can all hate you.
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@Milo
Make a reservation, I’m going to assume I can’t get in ANYWHERE tomorrow.
//well, maybe commanders
Lovin all the Saints hate. Bring it on. I’ll never understand how people can be so retarded as to think we haven’t heard every single “finish what katrina started”, “youre a shithole city”, “wipe of the face of the blah blah blah” comment for 4 years now. You aren’t shocking us. It doesn’t upset us. And we know you’re just jealous.
/whodat
//suckit
@Milo: Good call. Luke is the SHIT. Gotta love a place where you can get crab cakes and beer for breakfast.
So, is MB’s e-mail pronounced “ass licked” at gmail.com? That’s how I read it.
/perfect
I’m gonna have some COCKTAIL SAUCE with my 25 cent ersters at Luke tomorrow while waiting for the parade. And maintaining my high BAC.
The whole “FAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE FAST FOOD LOL” thing could apply a solid three-fourths of fans across the US.
But the whole “OUR SHITTY CHAIN RESTAURANTS ARE SOME GOOD EATIN’ AND YOU HAVEN’T HAD FINE DININGBLOOBLOOBLOO SHRIMP COCKTAIL” appears to be a solidly bland Midwesterner trait.
Saints fans, bask in the glory today because tomorrow the anti-Saints fans will come out of woodwork charging the refs and the NFL were in cahoots to make sure you guys won the game.
/Seen it happen to my team twice in four years
RE Paul Says:
“At least Taawwwmee from Quinzee was based on a legitimate regional stereotype. The whole ‘FAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE FAST FOOD LOL’ thing could apply a solid three-fourths of fans across the US.”
He’s got a point.
Coming soon to a KSK near you: JimBob from Metairie.
ITT: fatasses call other people of equal fatassery “fat humps”
At least Taawwwmee from Quinzee was based on a legitimate regional stereotype. The whole “FAT PEOPLE WHO LIKE FAST FOOD LOL” thing could apply a solid three-fourths of fans across the US.
fuck, I am just not looking forward to the next three months of ‘who dat’ing.
Christ, at least there was only mothercutler lame enough to try the “terrific towel’.
I will give Saints “fans” (many of whom never mentioned the Saints before last week) exactly one day (ie, today) to yap about the team that most of them didn’t give a shit about until it was in the Super Bowl. After today, they need to shut the fuck up about it.
That’s a Humppalm to remember:
http://www.stampedeblue.com/photos/post-super-bowl-hangover-colts-fan
I’m sure I’m in the minority, but that may have been the most boring Superbowl I’ve seen since Oakland/Tampa Bay.
PeytonFAIL and the glorious humpenfraude alone was enough to make that game fantastic.
Good Lord, did Daltrey and Townshend decide to split a wheel of cheddar and a gallon of milk before going onstage?
I would be perfectly content with this Super Bowl if all that “Who Dat” bullshit would go away and the media would stop blabbering about how a team rallied around a hurricane that happened six and a half years ago.
Wait, there was another hurricane 2 years before Katrina?
The Who Dat bullshit as opposed to the Terrible Towel bullshit and 19-0 and Pats Dynasty bullshit and J.E.T.S. bullshit and da Bears bullshit and The Black Hole bullshit and Fetushead disrespect bullshit and the Dawg Pound bullshit and the fact that every team in the NFL has their own bullshit bullshit? Well except for the Jaguars because there’s not enough fans there for them to create any bullshit.
BUNCHY drops a “Number One” reference. That movie is the reason my brother became a Saints fan.
True Story.
I’m sure I’m in the minority, but that may have been the most boring Superbowl I’ve seen since Oakland/Tampa Bay. There were two exciting plays in the entire game (three if you count the 2-pt conversion), 1 sack, 1 turnover, 4 punts, and a bunch of 6-7 minute drives where the defense couldn’t get off the field. It was like an arena game, except the drives took so long, it wasn’t even high scoring. Even the touchdown catches were routine. Congrats to Sean Peyton for having balls of steel, but the rest of the game was a snoozefest. The Who also sucked, which surprised the hell out of me because I saw them two years ago and they were fantastic.
/Might be a hater
//Ok, is definitely a hater
“WHO DAT GON FUCKING FISTFUCK DEM COLTS?!”
@ Stallworth’s Bumper: Agree about “Who Dat,” but kill yourself with the “hurricane that happened six and a half years ago” nonsense. Leaving aside that it was four years ago, not six, what’s your point? You’re so sick and tired of having to hear about how an entire city got royally f’d — first by a hurricane, then by inept government response — that they should just shut up about it already? So sorry you find it annoying. But if half my city had gotten washed away, and then four years later its most beloved sports team finally one a title after 40 years of failure, yeah, I’d probably tie that into the narrative somehow.
/Douche.
If Favre got blamed in the NFC title game, Pey-Pey gets blamed here. And I’m more than happy to oblige.
Fuck you Fat Humps.
Who Dat sunk yo’ Battleship.
I would be perfectly content with this Super Bowl if all that “Who Dat” bullshit would go away and the media would stop blabbering about how a team rallied around a hurricane that happened six and a half years ago.
The Colts played a good game. The Saints played a better one and Payton has balls of iron for that onside kick.
I haven’t talked to a Saints fan after the game yet that hasn’t acted like a self-righteous douchebag and actually knew the team existed before Katrina.
the douchebag part I can’t answer.
As for before Katrina: hmmm…the Dome Patrol, Jim Mora Sr., Bobby Hebert, Morten Andersen and Ironhead Heyward (BEFORE they were Falcons), John Fourcade, losing all the time, Ditka and Ricky Williams, Haslett and Aaron Brooks.
Most of our history is bad with occasional spots of good.
On a side note, The Who were horrible last night.
I love how instead of eating their words with a slice of humble pie (or sugar pie, fat fucks), Colts fans, and especially the retards over at Stampede A-Bloo-Bloo-Bloo, are just lashing out at anyone and everyone. Their best return shot is that we have no penises and are very gay. This is fitting, because I used to use those insults in 4th grade, which is the highest level of education most of Indiana has attained.
My god, I’m still drunk. F U monkey business. Peyton is starting to remind me of a slightly better version of Jim Kelly.
From looking at the Colt’s Fan Blog…
Apparently they call Pey-Pey the “Surgeon”. After watching the game last night, I think the patient died on the operating table.
The day after Valentine’s Day is 50% of chocolate day. Does that make today 50% off Schadenfraude day?
Wow. Congrats to all long suffering Saints fans. That was one hell of a game and you all deserve to rawk out with your cawks out until after Mardi Gras in celebration. I just hope the money being paid to Benson to keep the Saints in NOLA could get redirected to you know…repairing the city.
Fat Hump nation crashes back to Earth with a ginormous thud. You know trying to talk shit after your team gets pwned in the Super Bowl just makes you look pitiful. Pitiful and sad…nothing a nice 48 oz steak and some mac & cheese can’t fix though.
/drank way too many 24 oz. cans of beer last night
//it was worth it
congrats to the life partners in that last pic, who got married at the Super Bowl.
Almost 12 hours later and I’m still basked in the warm embrace of schadenfreude. The image of Fat Humptards weeping into their bowls of chicken-fried cereal takes the sting out of my tremendous hangover like you wouldn’t believe.
Who dat, who dat thinks this makes New Orleans rise above sea level?
LOL Christmas Ape has to overcompensate for the fact he’s overweight on this website. Whatever we lost, way to go New Orleans!
Credit to Payton, Brees, and the Saints D, and fuck you assholes who want to twist reality to fit your inane choking narrative.
Manning played a mostly good game. But given how anytime he’s given the ball down seven with five minutes left, we’re constantly reminded how he’s guaranteed to make the big play, his failure constitutes a choke. You can and will blame Jim Caldwell and Reggie Wayne (FACKIN’ DAAAHHHKIES!), but Manning almost got picked a few passes before the pick-six. The Saints had started to anticipate where he was going. Super genius Fetushead didn’t recognize that.
/go back to whining to shape your homer narrative
You can say what you want about Peyton’s lack of clutch in playoff games and how he mismanaged the final couple of drives last night but he’s still undoubtedly one of the best qb’s of all time and it’s a shame fans like the fat humps get to watch him.
For what it’s worth though I haven’t talked to a Saints fan after the game yet that hasn’t acted like a self-righteous douchebag and actually knew the team existed before Katrina.
@MB
You take it in the ass, and you enjoy it sir.
@Abe Froman
If Manning is going to get the vast majority of credit as a coach-on-the-field when the Colts win, then he has to shoulder a lot of the blame when they lose. The face of the matter is that he threw a crushing INT that put the game out of reach, and did not do enough to win.
@Children of the Indiana Corn: What stings worse – losing a Super Bowl, or getting owned by some dude who calls himself “Jizzthrasher”?
@Children of the Indiana Corn:
I think they’ll enjoy their Super Bowl title instead, which they obtained by beating the shit out of the Colts, your favorite team.
I’ll take the next hurricane and lay the points! Enjoy your Obama-supplied trailer house.
“Could the bloom be off the rose for Pey-Pey, for good, now?”
What a crock of shit this is. If you don’t win every game ever you’re a choker and no one wants you on their team.
Fuck that. The Saints played a hell of a game defensively and Payton kept the Colts on their heels the whole time. Caldwell didn’t do shit except try a 50 yard field goal with a 80 year old kicker and then stand there looking confused while Payton actually made ballsy decisions like it was the last game of the year. Brees completed like every goddamn pass he threw after the first quarter. Credit to Payton, Brees, and the Saints D, and fuck you assholes who want to twist reality to fit your inane choking narrative.
Fuck the Saints and Fuck their shit hole town. Cant wait for the next Hurricane to sweep that turd bowl out to sea.
You do know your best 2 players are from this shit hole town, right?
Oh wait, you’re a Fat Hump! Unless it’s on a menu, you probably don’t think it exists!
Is Steak and Shake a publicly-traded company? If so, we should all invest. There are going to be a lot of Colts fans drowing their sorrows in butter burgers and mega-gulp milshakes.
Kudos to Sean “those dumb muthafuckas will NEVER expect an onside kick” Payton! And, having lived (against my better judgement, mind you) in Kokomo, Indiana, I know there are thousands upon thousands of drunken Hoosiers who are at this very moment trying to get some more endorphin by sucking down manhole-size breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches before going home to their sisters’ rooms and splitting the uprights. Suck it, Indy.
Fuck the Saints and Fuck their shit hole town. Cant wait for the next Hurricane to sweep that turd bowl out to sea.
Sean Payton’s new nickname is Testiculus Maximus
/still open for suggestions
//can it still be about having massive balls?
I don’t know how many commentators are busy making excuses for Peyton Manning (Steve Young, anyone?), rather than just admitting that he’s not God. Just admit it already, he’s a choker, even with his top-flight receiving corps. Beating two 9-7 teams to make it to the SB isn’t something to brag about. Seriously, they should rescind his MVP title and give it to Brees.
Don’t get all uppity. Manning only has a slight lead on Brees in faggotness.
Breesus is our god, and the touchdown his message. Praise be to Breesus for delivering us from the Fat Humpocalypse. In Breesus’ name, AMEN!
No, the MVP should have been Payton. What a fucking set that guy has.
18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! (ok so the colts werent exactly 18-1, but close enough)
/3rd great super bowl in a row, didnt think that was possible
//tracy porter shoulda been mvp
I just strolled in…after watching the game in the French Quarter.
I have no voice. I have no money. I’m spent. I’m tired. I’m cold.
And I WOULD NEVER TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!
Tomorrow nothing is getting done. Tuesday’s the Parade. Wednesday is day of recuperation. Thursday we might get some work done. Friday is a half-day as we get an early start on a 5-day Mardi Gras weekend.
@Ralph’sDiaper I think you have that backwards. Try as you and I might, I can’t be a homer here. Buffalo might rival New Orleans in the party department the day (unicorns fart fire) the Bills win but NOLA does it day in and day out.
I’ve said several times that Sean Payton looks just like Lee Harvey Oswald, but watching the press conference I noticed that Peyton Manning looks like Oswald too.
/is it a payton/peyton thing?
Could the bloom be off the rose for Pey-Pey, for good, now?
They would have never accomplished this without Rex Ryan.
And San Diego’s owner must be kicking himself right now, even though LaserFace is a good QB, the owner let go of an eventual Super Bowl winner to keep him.
@twoeightnine- I can’t believe I’m jealous of the Saints… one day the Bills will win it all and we’ll all party even harder… and then the Earth will explode
One day, my friend. New Orleans might be the place that could rival Buffalo in the party department. The National Guard will need to be called in to quell the riots from the celebration if the Bills won it all.
Anyway, Congrats to Saints fans, it was a great game.
And Fuck You Monkey Buisness you fat piece of shit. Im sure your hitting the Buffet of Shame HARD right about now
The damage caused by celebrating Saints fans will be the worst thing to ever happen to New Orleans.
At least we can learn to hate the once humble fans of New Orleans.
@Squatch & IrishCream
Flubby roots for the Raiders.
Ufford roots for the Seahawks.
@Squatch: But who does Flubby root for?
Thanks to SuperBeauxlChamp Saints for making us hate the Saints even more now.
Also, is that scar on Drew Brees’s face a result of a late Hurricane Katrina coming in and removing that God-awful birthmark? If so, at least something good came of it.
Fat humps, fat humps, my lovely losing humps. Who dat? Dem champs? http://twoeightnine.spreadshirt.com/dem-champs-I10340168
I can’t believe I’m jealous of the Saints… one day the Bills will win it all and we’ll all party even harder… and then the Earth will explode.
/I root for a bunch of fuckups. OK, one fuckup who owns the team.
Whoops. Forgot the quotes around the drivel.
It looks like the Saints…
*puts on sunglasses*
…are marching in.
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!)
Monkey. Monkey!!!! Monkey. Dontcha know you gotta shock the monkey! “but at what cost to their souls?”
That being said, I think the KSK writers are being a little bit more vitriolic than usual because all of their teams suck.
- The Steelers are mediocre at best, and Big Ben has entered Threat Level Trent Green.
- The Redskins, as BBS pointed out, haven’t been relevant since the 90s.
- The Bengals, who hail from arguably a worse place than Indy, Cincy (although I do love me some Skyline). Plus, you know something horrific will happen, because they’re the Bengals.
- And finally, the Vikings. Rooting for the Vikings this season is as if Tom Brady spent a year with the Seahawks and then came to play for the Colts. Sure, they’re winning games, but at what cost to their souls?
Despite the MVP trophy and Super Bowl victory, Drew Brees would still be happy to help you move furniture tomorrow morning.
Nice to know that EVERY quarterback turned down or passed on by the Chargers has won the Super Bowl.
Shockey with the winning TD catch. When you absolutely, positively need to fuck over a Manning.
@Slothrop Thanks for reminding me what it’s really all about. You know, I’m a die-hard Who Dat, but I gotta admit, seeing the Manning Pouty-Face was almost the best part of the night. Almost.
The good news is, this TOTALLY makes up for getting hit by Katrina (or at least, that’s what I gathered from the talking heads). Unfortunately, Haiti has to continue to rot because Pierre Garcon couldn’t win the game.
…what?
I’ve spent the last 60 minutes or so sobbing like I just watched “Brian’s Song” for the first time.
I wanted this win not just for myself, but for my dad, who bought season tickets back in ‘67, my older brother who went with him back in the mid 70s, the city and the people, my friend Ralph who lost his father this season and relied on the Saints as a coping mechanism, and a whole lot of other people. Knowing what this win means for those people makes it EVEN MORE special for me…
WHO DAT!!!!!!!!
//Won’t become aggravating Patriots fan’d
///I’m looking at you, Bill Simmons’d
But really. Who Dat now?
@Plax’s Owie Spot: I did too… it had to be an inside job… just had to be.
Wow. I don’t like the Saints, but this…this was justice served.
I concur with both Honeybasket and Slothrup, although dismantling the Land Baron is not exactly the Red Badge of Courage.
@Honeybasket: a fair point. That does suggest, best team of the year. Of course, they also lost to the Bucs. More importantly, suck it, Colts’ fans.