I don’t particularly care whether or not the losing team in the Super Bowl races out to midfield to shake the hands and grab the dicks of the winners. Lack of sportsmanship nonsense provides nothing but fodder for the sanctimonious sports media news hole. We jumped on Belichick’s snub two years ago because it was yet another knifetwist after the Patriots Super Bowl loss. What irks me is the double standard shown by the same moralizing commentators who heaped scorn on Belichick for racing off the field, while for Peyton Manning they supply only fawning remarks about his competitive spirit and willingness to defer the spotlight to the Saints. BS – they’re both spiteful asswipes who hate to lose and don’t want the opportunity for more photo ops of them displaying dejection on the playing field. I don’t care if Belichick did it with a second on the clock or that Peyton did some make-up sexting with Drew Brees later to atone for it. The principle remains the same.
Also:
That means overtime for Deobalek Thomas, who was forlornly pulling long-sleeved gray Saints T-shirts off the screen printing press Monday, while wearing his 2007 Colts Super Bowl champions shirt.
“I would have rather worked three days and had the Colts win,” he said. “These aren’t the shirts I wanted to do.”
“Yeah, he cried all morning,” said co-worker Mario Zavala.
Ouf. I guess we know who swiped Mario’s second lunch out of the break room fridge.
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I cant understand why morbidly obese underachieving milquetoast midwesterners who stole a football franchise in the dark of night would be shocked, shocked that people find them grating.
Yes, displaying your dejection on the football field is always a good idea.
To anyone who isn’t going to go to Bleacher Report, their argument is that since the Saints won the coin toss and elected to receive the ball at the beginning of the first half, they implicitly elected to let the Colts receive the ball at the beginning of the second half.
And since the Colts didn’t receive the ball (because they didn’t recover the onside kick), the Saints cheated.
That’s quite possibly the worst logic since their coach sent the two blockers on the right side of the field back to block early instead of protecting for the onside kick.
Other plays that are highly unethical:
Hidden ball trick
Faking punts and/or field goals
Poking a hole in one of Greg Minor’s condoms.
Colts hate is not a forced meme. It was carefully cultivated by the very Fat Humps whose complete and utter lack of self-awareness or sense of humor pissed and moaned when it was their turn in the barrel. That, and Battleship Manning, shrimp cocktail, Steak ‘N Shake, and being whiter than the scene outside my window.
Also, Bleacher Report was linked by Peter King yesterday. Enough said.
That Bleacher Report article is delicious trolling. It’s too well written for somebody that dumb, and it’s the writer’s first post ever. Still hilarious. The first comment is completely genuine though.
Bleacher Report is to Stampede Blue as hot garbage water is to dong sweat.
Good comparison. Lofty comparison.
From Bleacher Report: “Although it was a legal play by existing NFL rules, there has always been an unwritten rule, a gentleman’s rule that you do not attempt an onside kick to start a half” – What the fuck? Looks like another fathump spilled his Big Mac special sauce into his keyboard
BTW… to avoid the Tawmee stereotypes, let me say I am not a boston fan sycophant…many in our fan bases are astoundingly annoying, especially old, under educated alcoholic guys with no career prospects who think the pats should win every super bowl and young women with pink red sox hats who couldn’t tell you the difference between Tony Eason and Marty Barrett
Let’s not be too rough on the Colts fans. Your skin would be thin too if it had been stretched to contain 200lbs more lard than God intended.
When the Saints won the coin toss and elected to receive the ball to start the game, they made their choice. The other team gets to receive the ball to start the second half, but the Colts never received the ball. It was stolen from them on a cheap and dirty onside kick.
Although it was a legal play by existing NFL rules, there has always been an unwritten rule, a gentleman’s rule that you do not attempt an onside kick to start a half.
HOLY JESUS.
I wonder if Caldwell was yelling that on the sidelines. I SAY! I SAY GOOD SIR! IS THIS NOT A GENTLEMEN’S GAME? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Never mind, Caldwell was busy mastering his Romeo Crennel face all game.
Bleacher Report is to Stampede Blue as hot garbage water is to dong sweat.
What irks me is the double standard shown by the same moralizing commentators who heaped scorn on Belichick for racing off the field, while for Peyton Manning they supply only fawning remarks about his competitive spirit and willingness to defer the spotlight to the Saints.
Thank you. Of course, the fat humps are saying that the difference is that Belichick has a history of poor sportsmanship, while Peyton does not. I guess calling out your offensive line after a playoff loss and pouting like a five-year old girl after every play that does not go your way don’t count.
Cut that meat pey-pey…
How can anyone contend that the dislike of the Colts is a forced meme? They changed the damn defensive contact rules so their spritely gazelle receives can roam free from any form of contact to disrupt their timing offense….Those of us with coastal biases are pleased at anything that brings dejection and angst to people who attend tea party rallies and watch Glenn Beck
/Not at all being transparent with my colts hate originating with my NE upbringing
//unable to fight the urge to post the photographic proof but in the spirit of facts, Belichick actually did shake hands:
http://www.allthingsbillbelichick.com/myths.htm
Bleacher Report makes Stampede Blue look like… what’s a respectable Colts site?
BTW, check out this article from Bleacher Report arguing that the Saints onside kick was a dirty play:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/342457-onside-kick-was-dirty-pool
Delicious, gouda-flavored tears.
Come on everyone knows Indy tears taste like Hickory Farms Smoky Cheddar.
“Yeah, he cried all morning,” said co-worker Mario Zavala.
Delicious, gouda-flavored tears.
Bizness, perhaps you should look up the word “schadenfreude”, as this is a main theme of KSK for, oh, 3+ years now?
Insert surge of “NFL Team” hate from year-to-year and there ya go.
Fortunately, no one cares what you think is funny, so fuck off.
But…but…his commercials are so dang funny. And he watches so much film. And his skin is so darn white.
He has to be a class act, how dare you Ape.
He’s also pissed because Cooper is balls deep in celebratory Saint fan snatch.
Maybe I missed something, but what’s been with the surge of Colts hate here this postseason? It feels like a forced meme rather than anything funny.
Pouty “genius”? – Check.
Obnoxious fans? – Check.
Massive choke? – Check.
“Hope you like baconnaise on your shirts, New Orleans”
And tear stains, don’t forget about the tear stains.
I think the bigger crime are the players who shake hands, laugh, and pray together after the game. Fuck that – I want them to hate eachother and never remind me that the players on the team I live and die with don’t really give a shit as long as their game check clears.
Oh and fuck the fat humptards and their choke-artist, non-handshaking , fetus-faced, QB.
What kind of fucking name is Deobalek? And since we’re all basking in the glory of ‘America’s Team’ winning the Superbowl, I’m wondering how long it will take for the Saints backlash to begin?
In other news, Peter King, after getting stoned in Sunday night party with the Paytons is yet to answer his mailbag …