I don’t particularly care whether or not the losing team in the Super Bowl races out to midfield to shake the hands and grab the dicks of the winners. Lack of sportsmanship nonsense provides nothing but fodder for the sanctimonious sports media news hole. We jumped on Belichick’s snub two years ago because it was yet another knifetwist after the Patriots Super Bowl loss. What irks me is the double standard shown by the same moralizing commentators who heaped scorn on Belichick for racing off the field, while for Peyton Manning they supply only fawning remarks about his competitive spirit and willingness to defer the spotlight to the Saints. BS – they’re both spiteful asswipes who hate to lose and don’t want the opportunity for more photo ops of them displaying dejection on the playing field. I don’t care if Belichick did it with a second on the clock or that Peyton did some make-up sexting with Drew Brees later to atone for it. The principle remains the same.
Also:
That means overtime for Deobalek Thomas, who was forlornly pulling long-sleeved gray Saints T-shirts off the screen printing press Monday, while wearing his 2007 Colts Super Bowl champions shirt.
“I would have rather worked three days and had the Colts win,” he said. “These aren’t the shirts I wanted to do.”
“Yeah, he cried all morning,” said co-worker Mario Zavala.
Ouf. I guess we know who swiped Mario’s second lunch out of the break room fridge.
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I’ll bet that Polian and Irsay try to pressure the NFL to ban onside kick banned outside of the last 2 minutes of a game.
Y’know… DFC’s a HYUGE Met fan hisself.
At MB and Fightoffyourdemons:
Why do you Indianafucktards like the Mets? Go the fuck away and root for your own god damn teams. And if you’re New Yorkers who went to IU and started rooting for the Pacers I hope you choke on Cheryl Miller’s balls when you’re having a four way with her and her brother.
ha, struck a nerve, huh?
Meh. Semi-amusing take recycled until there’s no amusing left. BDD’s take will be a lot funnier. I like to say ‘take’ a lot.
OK you can hate on the Colts all you want, but how dare you question my grammar skills!
There is, nothing, wrong, with inserting, multiple commas, even, if they are unwarranted and, it really, slows down, the reading, process.
come on now. i understand if you want to disagree with my mild support of mb. that’s fine, i don’t care about that. but if you think you can disparage the best food produced by humanity to date and get away with it, well, i’ve got a mind to poison your lentil soup.
/BRATWURSTKIELBASAPOLISHSAUSAGEHOTDOGHOTITALIANSAUSAGESWEETITALIANSAUSAGEKNOCKWURSTANDMANYMORE
//bears fan
Seriously, Colts fans….this is a HUMOR site. Football is a GAME…you are the ones who need to get lives. We wouldn’t be giving you so much shit if you could take a fucking joke, I don’t know why that is so hard to understand.
Oh, and it’s readily apparent that “sausage” is a pseudonym used by Monkey Business to act as if he has support ’round these parts.
I would have also accepted that sausage is something that individuals in Indiana eat by the truckload. On a daily basis.
Colts fans appear to write in some form of ESL syntax
Mike D has the grammar skills of someone from the New Orleans housing projects.
/zing
haha…Indianapolis actually has jobs while Saints fans are still rebuilding their empty lots. YA SURE GOT US THERE!
//wank
Listen, fat humps, stop you’re complaining. We got beat by a better team, but on the bright side, unlike the Cards, Vikings and 30 other teams we’ll be right back in the chase for next year.
Suck my balls. It tastes like baconaise.
Ape, please stop picking on the retards.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/02/10/polian-says-offensive-line-was-outplayed-pretty-decisively/
Looks like Pey-Pey is having Polian blame his line for him.
/even though the team ran well, Peyton was not sacked and rarely even pressured on Sunday
//Peyton choked on their last two drives. Colts fans have to eventually accept it
Yeah right, Ape, like he had any sort of respect to surrender. He was always a blubbering little bitch, now he’s a blubbering little bitch with a victimization complex.
The fact that he’s also a Mets fan just retroactively made the past three years of my sports fan existence even better.
And Monkey Business was a successful troll inasmuch as he was able to generate a reaction from myself and others, but he surrendered any sort of respect when he turned into a blubbering little bitch when his team finally lost and tried to present me as an asshole for establishing consequences for intentionally annoying people and ruining comment threads for months.
**I think you’re confusing “your bickering” with “things I give a sht about”.
but you gave enough of a sht to reply??? you sound like a two year old. i gotta say, ndp has a good point. mb has posts dedicated to him, and one of the three or four, whatever, writers arguing with him in the comments,
That’s not who that comment was directed to. It was at Wonderbread for being a huffy dipshit about someone mentioning the Colts extensive playoff failures. FIX YO CURSORY READING
**I think you’re confusing “your bickering” with “things I give a sht about”.
but you gave enough of a sht to reply??? you sound like a two year old. i gotta say, ndp has a good point. mb has posts dedicated to him, and one of the three or four, whatever, writers arguing with him in the comments, mentioning his name frequently over the course of several months, and tagging his handle on posts? come on. well played, mb. i thought you were a ficticious commenter, created by ksk to add a little more flavor.
doesn’t matter how he did it, fact is, he was successful. and that take down of ape was pretty well done. if i was ape, i’d just ignore the whole mess, as if i didn’t care.
/proceed with the “this is our blog and we will run it as we want” blah blah….
MB, you called yourself retarded. Nice. You’re not the victim here, you spouted your shit all season and now you’re trying to flip it around. Just stop being a humorless asshole with a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
Everything 85 said, I second. And I’d like to add: Fuck American sports reporting. You bash LeBron for doing the same goddamn thing, yet Battleship Manning gets a free pass? I call bullshit. Get his dick out of your mouths.
Wait…Monkey Business roots for the same college basketball, NBA and MLB teams I do? Fuck, I may just have to kill myself.
You can’t be fucking serious.
This fucking asshole runs his mouth for weeks and months, contributing nothing but voluminous drivel, talking shit, being unfunny, leading the charge of fucking dipshits who can’t take a joke. And now, NOW, when he’s got to eat his words, he nails himself to a fucking cross because Ape is a bully? Oh fuck you. Fuck you sideways.
News for you, MB, for the 74th time: It’s been on the front page forever. KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. YOU couldn’t take the joke the way everyone else did. You got a fistful of sand in your big blue pussy. So you went on and on, stroked yourself to the brilliance of Battleship Manning, and told everyone that Speed Blue Nation was coming. For the record, the only thing Colts fans did with any speed was dive off the bandwagon.
And trying to insult a guy for getting fired from a job? You sure showed him. I bet when he gets caught up on sleep from traveling to Miami for Super Bowl week on the job he’ll have a better comeback.
Also, next time you guys try to dispense some internet hate, do better.
I’m sure those that bothered did it for catharsis, not from some need to impress you. Most people can condense utter bullshit into less than 50,000 words.
And yes, it’s different than when a coach does it.
You’re right about that. I mean, he’s only a 33-year-old man who’s had a silver spoon in his fetus-looking face his whole life. Who are we to expect him to handle disappointment with dignity? Eat shit.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/NBCSports/Components/Slideshows-NBC_sports/_production/ss-100207-sb/ss-100207-sb-21.ss_full.jpg
Hee hee!
Are Colts fans completely humorless, or are they not laughing because pages upon pages of blunt and uncreative fat jokes are unfunny and hackish? The debate rages on…
HAHA COLTS FANS ARE FAT AND OBNOXIOUS!!!!IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!
Yeah Ape, I agree, I was just picking nits. I get a nerdboner for logic stuff like that.
And yet now he’s trying to play the put-upon victim after purposefully pissing people off for months on this site.
Look, it’s your blog, and I’m sure I can just fuck off, but the best way to deal with people like him is pure, unvarnished mockery, not semi-serious replies from the site’s proprietor. If he knows one thing, it’s that you care what he thinks…a lot. My way of dealing with someone like him? Rub it in, then ignore.
/yeah, maybe I should just start my own fuckin’ blog.
@Drave — I dont think any of us Eagles fans were suprised that Hank Baskett screwed up that onside kick
@Animal Mother — The Colts deserve to have honorary 18-1 status considering they never lost while trying to win until the Super Bowl. So congrats, Fat Hump Nation!
Verdict: successful troll.
And yet now he’s trying to play the put-upon victim after purposefully pissing people off for months on this site.
I think you’re confusing the word ‘can’t’ with ‘haven’t.’
I think you’re confusing “your bickering” with “things I give a shit about”.
Xmas Ape – Speaking of logical fallacies, I think you’re confusing the word ‘can’t’ with ‘haven’t.’ And you’re basing the Steelers opinion on what? The year they won the SB?
Check this out:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/08/kendra-wilkinsons-husband_n_453187.html
1) Hank Baskett… who? Oh, he’s Kendra Wilkinson’s Husband
2) The super closeup of Hank’s face is KILLER
I see that Grimey still has it all figured out – that Tony Homo is King Schadenfreude of the NFL.
As for Monkey Business, I see that he still manages to achieve 20,000 words per post. What a fucktard.
Wow. MB is a deplorable manhippo, but….almost well played.
About the only thing I agree with him on: he’s such a loser, but the damn threads sure seem to revolve around him, don’t they? He’s even gotten entire posts devoted to him. Verdict: successful troll.
Whole lotta whining around here lately. I’m a Niners fan who very much looks forward to the day when KSK devotes a lot of hate to my team. If that day ever arrives again, of course.
Yeah, fine, it’s a logical fallacy, but assuming the Colts are easily gonna be right back where they were this year is just as foolish. The “overrated” Chargers (who the Colts can’t beat in the postseason) will add a running back who isn’t useless, the “slow” Steelers (who the Colts also can’t beat in the postseason) will get two of their best defenders back and the Patriots, well, fuck them – they can suck as he promised.
Monkey Business… gone until the start of next season? YES! THANK YOU BREESUS!
I guess it’s actually sort of the contrapositive, if that makes any sense – “Because very few teams have won the SB the year after losing it, it must be harder than usual to win the SB the year after losing it” – but you get my drift
Future’s so bright you gotta wear shades.
post hoc ergo propter hoc
See you in 50 pounds, mb. (couple months?)
Did you just paraphrase-ellipses yourself?
Wow, more lame fat jokes… Did you even bother to come up with them yourself or did you just paraphrase from one of those “Snap” books that were all the rage with 10 year-olds in the early 90s?
Peyton’s a bit of a diva, but a great quarterback. Love him or hate him, who gives a fuck.
Xmas Ape is either more of a hack than PK or merely prefers to waste whatever talent he has on spite rather than actual cleverness, which…
… leads me to conclude that of all you morons swinging on his simian gonads either lead sad lives or are not good people.
Or is this what sports-obsessed idiots consider trolling?
Have a good one, kids! ;)
“I think I’ll just save my sports-related energies for a team that can, you know, actually win something.”
I’ll only root actively for the teams that I like when they win!
/Checks Colts fan stereotype database
//Sees MB fits right in
///Wonders if MB realizes he’s a parody of himself
You’re not stupider than a Monkey Business are you?
Well how big’a Monkey Business?
And this season’s KSK villain gives his curtain call. Now we can finally begin gearing up for the draft.
At least MB will have some more time to visit Steak N’ Shake.
“And Christmas Ape: seriously, you might be the most pathetic one of all. You have an award-winning sports humor blog, of which you’re one of the better writers, and you’re picking a fight with a commenter who is neither funny nor popular. Just curious, but when you were in school, did you get suspended a lot for picking fights with the retarded kids? It’s basically the same thing, you fat piece of shit. No wonder you got fired. Considering Peter King, Bill Simmons, and Jason Whitlock are still gainfully employed, you must be ten kinds of suck.”
Wow. MB is a deplorable manhippo, but….almost well played.
How many NFL teams have rebounded from a Super Bowl loss to win it all the next season?
One.Two. But both were almost 40 years ago.Future’s so bright you gotta wear shades.
you’re picking a fight with a commenter who is neither funny nor popular. Just curious, but when you were in school, did you get suspended a lot for picking fights with the retarded kids?
I love that MB likened himself to a retarded kid. Masterful analogy. Almost Peyton-esque.
No wonder you got fired. Considering Peter King, Bill Simmons, and Jason Whitlock are still gainfully employed, you must be ten kinds of suck.
I am also gainfully employed. Not having an office job does not equal unemployed. But then you’re apparently a retarded kid, so continue spinning in circles.
Well, it’s been 48 hours. I felt like I owed the KSK readership my thoughts, regardless of whether they were wanted or not.
First off, congrats to the Saints. They kicked our ass. They made plays, we didn’t. It was that simple. That being said, watching the guy that used to cheat off me in Chemistry at IU run a Peyton Manning pass back for a TD in the Super Bowl had to be one of the more gut-wrenching sports-related experiences of my life. I want to be upset. I want to furious and angry. But I’m not. The Saints earned it. New Orleans deserves it. When someone spends years getting shit on, you instinctively feel glad for them that they actually won something, even if it’s at your expense.
Regarding Manning walking off the field without shaking anyone’s hand; I’m okay with it. I don’t care if it’s poor sportsmanship. I want him, and every other Colts player, to remember what it feels like to walk off the field of the Super Bowl as losers. And yes, it’s different than when a coach does it.
As for the lackluster showing at the airport, it was reported through the local news that the team had requested that people not come to the airport to see them home. So, it’s the 11 people that showed up that are the morons, not the rest of us.
All that being said, the Colts still have an exceptionally bright future. Our window is far from closed, or even starting to close. I can’t say the same for the rest of our AFC rivals, all of whom looked old (Patriots), slow (Steelers), and overrated (Chargers) this season.
Also, next time you guys try to dispense some internet hate, do better. Seriously, that was pathetic. “HARF HARF MANNING SUCKS COLTS BLOW FUCK YOU FAT HUMPS”. Christ Almighty, I wasn’t even insulted. It was more amusing than anything.
And Christmas Ape: seriously, you might be the most pathetic one of all. You have an award-winning sports humor blog, of which you’re one of the better writers, and you’re picking a fight with a commenter who is neither funny nor popular. Just curious, but when you were in school, did you get suspended a lot for picking fights with the retarded kids? It’s basically the same thing, you fat piece of shit. No wonder you got fired. Considering Peter King, Bill Simmons, and Jason Whitlock are still gainfully employed, you must be ten kinds of suck.
With this year’s NFL season in the books, I think it’s time for me to take a little vacation. Considering my other teams are IU (who won’t even make the NIT), the Pacers (who are mediocre at best and not getting better), and the Mets (whom rooting for is like signing up for the Kick In The Crotch Of The Month Club), I think I’ll just save my sports-related energies for a team that can, you know, actually win something. Say what you will about us being a big bunch of chokers, but we did what 30 other teams didn’t: make it to the Super Bowl. Maybe next year Polian will quit being a dickhead and actually let them go for 16-0. So long for now, KSKommentaters. See ya next fall.
You can all die in a fire,
Monkey Business
“Never mind, Caldwell was busy mastering his Romeo Crennel face all game.”
Uh, Romeo Crennel actually smiles/has functioning cheek muscles.
Sadder Location: Indianapolis or Garkonia?
I think we’re all missing what is important here, there’s a site called http://www.allthingsbillbelichick.com . Was http://www.stickitinmyassbillwhiletomblowshiswaddownmythrought.com already taken?
A shame the stadium was so loud we couldn’t hear him yell “Goddammit, Reggie!” after Tracy Porter made himself my new favorite corner in the NFL.
I understand schadenfreude, but this is joyless
Joyless? Joyless? My two-day old boner will beg to differ.
did I read PK’s column correctly, he’s going to South Africa to cover the world cup? Can’t wait for him to call someone the Brittfarr of soccer.
The eleven people at the airport was more than the Dolts had on their final offensive possession.
/lookin’ at you, Reggie
To people who have trouble hating the Colts:
Worry not, we’re almost done with the hump hate spree for now. The team has been dispatched. All but 11 of their fans have retired to the corner booth of Steak n’ Shake. As usual, nothing will come out of Indy for six months until Reggie Wayne shows up to training camp in a construction helmet that reads “Excuse my alligator arms.”
Apparently I’m the only Colts fan that isn’t upset about this?
emmitt smith: player
patriots: team
agreed, BBM. the colts are blah. people just don’t care. the patriots on the other hand are very easy to hate. there are almost too many reasons to dislike that pathetic franchise.
11 people showed up? ELEVEN!?! Bwahahaha. You know, while watching the game, my friends and I were wondering why we’ve never heard the term “Colts Nation” thrown around. There’s Red Sox Nation, Yankee Nation, Steeler Nation, Who Dat Nation, hell I’ve even heard Raider Nation and they haven’t been decent in a decade. Yet no Colt Nation despite being the winningest team of the 00′s.
Our only conclusion was that people don’t give a shit about the Colts. They care about FetusHead, as long as he keeps throwing TDs for their Fantasy Teams. But nobody gives a fuck about the actual team.
It seems nobody in Indianapolis does either.
Fathumps are now reaching Ravens status when it comes to “dumb unfounded shit to blame our teams shortcomings on”
Its hilarious that LeBron gets fined for walking out after they got eliminated last year in the ECF yet its perfectly fine for Manning to just walk away under the guise that “well shucks I just didn’t want to be in ya’lls way”. Bullshit.
Cheer up Colts fans, you still have the Pacers
/checks NBA standings
//nevermind
I’d look back for games Big Ben lost to see if he shook hands, but of course he did. Retards fuckin LOVE shaking hands.
See, if the Colts didn’t sit everyone at the end of the regular season, we’d all be enjoying our schadenfreude over the Colts 18-1 season.
Just like when the Patriots went 18-1.
it’s easy to hate the pats.
it’s hard to care about the colts.
am i wrong?
if Manning had stuck around on the field it was because he didn’t really care about the game and was gunning for more commercial endorsements
Only if he stuck around the field eating a giant bowl of Wheaties Fuel in front of a Sony flatscreen someone rigged up (and paid for with their Mastercard).
This is probably the most Pro-Patriot/Belichick blog ever written on this site
c’mon, the blog upping the bounty on Brady’s knee was as pro-Patriot a blog as have been blogged on this here blog.
@ Xmas Ape
Is it odd I like that yall hate on the pats? Its refreshing to remember that there are 31 other teams/fanbases in the league, most of whom want brady to either die in a car accident or get caught blowing a tranny in a jersey turnpike rest stop.
Besides, the best sports discussion involve a bit of mutual respect, a bit of evy, a bit of straight up loathing.
I’m officially dumber for reading that Bleacher Report post. Cheated? Gentleman’s game? Unwritten rules? WTF? So by that same logic, playing the game straight up without any trick plays is the way the game is supposed to be played?
Someone clearly is unaware of how the AFL’s style of play impacted the now merged league that we all know and love as the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.
That Steve Montana guy is clearly a flapjack shy of a short stack.
/I hate you Grimey. I really do :-(
Oh Monkey Business, why do you tease us with your absence? We wait patiently for your scholarly treatise on the Super Bowl. Please don’t make us go to other sites to read excuses, lame conspiracy theories and douchey complaints about the Saints’ tactics. Provide them to us here, in our home, so that we may consider them thoughtfully, so that we may bask in your misery and so that we may shit all over you and your franchise- thieving kind.
@85: It seems, though, that it was cultivated by Stampede Blue and Monkey Business, and nothing else really. Maybe I’m missing something, but in general Colts fans didn’t reach the level of obnoxiousness Pats fans (lately) and Steelers/Cowboys fans (always) exude. The tone has become utterly irrational– I’m sure if 50,000 people showed up at the Indy airport to greet the team it would have been further evidence that Indy is a pathetic cow town with nothing to do, if Manning had stuck around on the field it was because he didn’t really care about the game and was gunning for more commercial endorsements, etc. I understand schadenfreude, but this is joyless.
This is probably the most Pro-Patriot/Belichick blog ever written on this site
And yet I still called him an asswipe.
@85 As evidence of Colts Hate never being a forced Meme, ever, I’d like to submit the following:
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/01/fat-hump-dreadhead-presents-%E2%80%9Crise-of-the-shoe%E2%80%9D.html
As long as there is a flicker of memory in my brain for that video I’ll never run out of hatred for the Colts, the state of Indiana, and their shitweasel fanbase known as the Fat Humps.
This is probably the most Pro-Patriot/Belichick blog ever written on this site
/tear