Mystery Solved!
02.03.10The origin story of Jerome Bettis is at long last revealed! Try to contain your shock and/or fallout of your cranial explosion.
The full interview with Le Autobus is available at The Sporting Blog. I promise that only the first few minutes are dedicated to unfathomable sexual acts you will never be able to unsee.
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Now ask him where the Bus’s last stop was!
JEROME BETTIS IS FROM DETROIT AND ALSO HAPPENED TO PLAY HIS LAST GAME THERE WHICH WAS ALSO THE SUPER BOWL.
[ESPN producer orgasms]
A Donruss Rated Rookie shirt? FTW. I’m frakin jealous now.
My only surprise is that his fat ass isn’t 400 pounds yet
Pierre Garcon is from Haiti is going to be the new Jerome Bettis is from Detroit after it’s all said and done and CBS milks every possible “stuff that has nothing to do with the actual game” humanitarian angle.
It’s like football for people who watch Extreme Makeover. God.
/doesn’t give a shit where any player is from
//as long as the player isn’t from Boston, in which case, fack him
I see Jerome’s “asthma” is acting up again.
/he’s fat
When he was rambling on about the fandamonium nonsense you looked a little distracted. You were picturing him naked weren’t you?
Wow! An interview with former L.A./St. Louis Rams running back Jerome “The Battering Ram” Bettis!
Smooth, Ape. I, too, like to start with a playful touch of her shoulder/back to initiate contact and ease any tension before moving in for the kiss.
the story of Jerome Bettis’s origin. Dan: pretty weak.
The origin ~~ The original
Uh, what?
not pictured: the jizz in ape’s pants
The origin ~~ The original
Fix Yo Grammar!
” ‘Member that time, when you guys were in the Super Bowl in, uh, Detroit, and you guys, um, you guys won?…
That was awesome.”
Did you get a little tingle when you touched Bettis?
sick Rappaport cameo
Whaaaa? Rated Rookie, that’s a baseball shirt, Ape.
Good idea getting rid of the bleach job. You don’t want to stand out too much.
bettis, tiki & Emmitt Smiff – Put them in a round room and tell them there’s and interveiw in the cornor.
my god. ape looks like drew brees.
Jerome Bettis…hmm. Doesn’t ring… OH!!
You mean Duce Staley’s backup in Pittsburgh, right?