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Ass wand girl seems to be smiling because she knows her ass is made out of 24K gold. She also seems to be getting the form ready for receiving beads by ever so subtlely lifting her Jersey.
Oh, Red Shoe Diaries…how you taught me to wank.
Unoriginal since 2006
Colts’ SB loss due to O-Line; had nothing to do with the Saints:
Does that curly-hair referee know that the blank-and-white stripes on his uniform are inverted? And that he sings like that old guy from the CSI intro?
Love it! “The red shoe diaries” also ushered me into a new phase of exploration and self abuse…
/furiously looks for old vhs tapes
//logs off internet
Goddamn Carville is one ugly mofo.
I’m sure the woman in the first pic battled her depression with cheese fries and skeeball as she watched the game at that mecca of Indy fine-dining, Dave & Buster’s.
Who Fat? Humps Fat.
Nice work on that sign, by the way. Had to squeeze those letters in there like two Colts fans sharing the back seat of a car.
Fat Humps don’t share.
The only things uglier than James Carville are possums and his transvestite wife.
/btw, before she got married and got fat, that onion ring colts gal was probably a decent piece of ass
I wonder if Austin Collie has ever explained to his African-American team-mates how, according to the Book Of Mormon, they came to be, in fact, black skinned.
Oh to be a fly on that (soon to be blood splattered) wall.
I’m told Carville’s face is illegal in many counties in California. Guys like him (and Clausen) should be forced to wear burkhas.
I’m sure that sign was re-purposed as a bib of some sort while the Fat Humps tried to eat away their sadness at Steak & Shake.
But where’s the funny part?
Next year’s halftime show? Cab Calloway. You heard it here first.
Daltry’s microphone looks like a giant joint
What are the red shoe diaries? I feel like I’m missing out on something.
Yeah same here. I am intrigued by these diaries you all speak of.
@UU: Which, incidentally, is about the only thing that might’ve made that performance in any way tolerable.
Mo and PFJ, soft core porn show on Showtime during the early 90’s
@Mo and Pig Face: Enjoy!
If you were in middle school during the early nineties and knew someone who had Showtime, and didn’t have any access to actual pornography, you would know Red Shoe diaries as the greatest television show ever created.
@Mo and Pig: 1st real role for X Files’ Duchovny, in a thin plot device used to get us to soft-core porn via a Ms. Lonelyhearts column. Ran on Showtime during the meat (heh) of the 90’s and was hoarded on videotape by doubtless thousands of pre- and post-adolescent Americans.
If you don’t know what “videotape” is, then that’s probably why you don’t know what the RSDs are.
Mo–early 90s softcore porn series that aired on Showtime.
who needs VHS when you have Hulu.
Hulu? For real. Fantastic! Unfortunately I’m in Canada.
//reaches for tissues
///box is empty
////remembers the last few hours watching Red Shoe Diaries
Tate Witherspoon, you are amazing, I’m snowed in as the East Coast devolves into anarchy, so this is perfect!
I was in middle school in the late nineties. Never had no ho-time until I got to college. This is fascinating.
/dies at Austin Collie one
Colts fans haven’t had an original thought since leaving Bawlmer!
Austin Collie was pretty damn funny. (Alt. “Can we talk about what my Scripture refers to as your degraded parentage?”)
The unanswered question that all of America wants to know – did PK make a conciliatory visit to the Manning residence in New Orleans after the game? Was their house TP’d?
Thanks guys, this site is not only funny but can also be educational! I did not grow up with Showtime nor knew anyone who did…I missed out I guess. But I did have a friend whose father got Penthouse so I got by during those pre-internet days.
Was this before or after David Duchovny made a few appearances on Twin Peaks as a cross dressing FBI agent? That was a GREAT show haha.
I had heard it was gonna be the Big Bopper.
Honest to frickin’ god, Drave. Is Polian the biggest f’n whiner to have just one ring ever?
And Collie: suck my tablet. Through a sheet if needed.
I can’t fucking believe red shoe diaries is on hulu!
I have looked forward to this feature like update day on a paid porn site. Thanks for a lovely season of them.
Looks like Onion Ring girl is keeping up with Indianapolis tradition of wearing her best thermal undershirt out on the town.
The RSD on Hulu, brought to you by KY …
That “You said it” one is gonna be quite useful, yeah!
this is I love emo
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