Cake Wrecks is the home of a blogger who was able to parlay her internet success into a book deal. (I hate jerks like that.) Anyhoo, today it featured Super Bowl cakes that did not end up as planned. I would be crushed if I was planning a fancy party and at the last minute discovered that the cake had a glaring mistake. I would demand a refund. Or a 30 second shot directly in the mouth from the frosting gun. Either one. Preferably the latter.

 

bowel
Either a horrible typo or Big Daddy Drew felt like commemorating his latest bathroom achievement.

 

superboll
An east coast agribusiness concern has developed a technique for producing
cotton plants the size of Karlos Dansby.

 

supper
These Fat Humps were doubly aggrieved—first they lost the game, then they found out
there wasn’t really going to be a “Supper Bowl”.

 

peytonm
Actually, there’s no blooper here—just a faithful rendering of Peyton Manning.
What an uncanny likeness. Well done.