KSK choo-choo-chooses you…
02.09.10Thanks to the ever-expanding NFL schedule, the playoffs now stretch almost clear into Valentine’s Day. Because of the proximity between the two big dates, we saw a number of NFL figures using favorite holiday treats to convey less than pleasant news. Here are some of the confections we saw being exchanged during Super Bowl weekend:
Players union Executive Director DeMaurice Smith was seen giving these away to players by the fistful over the weekend…
I’d wonder about anyone who didn’t want to send one these to Pete Townshend…
An embarrassed Tony Dungy was seen sheepishly distributing these after the game…
Eleven whole people turned out to welcome home the Colts? We have an idea who one of them was…
Drew had to sit out this week’s Peter King vivisection because his power was out after the mid-Atlantic blizzard. After we saw this, we’re not sure it was an accident…
I have no idea why Warren Sapp thought these were a good idea…
As Ape noted earlier, fat humps got the sweet t-shirt concession. SILVER LINING, PEOPLE…
This seemed to be the prevailing sentiment of many viewers (including Dan Shanoff)…
A suggestion for next year’s Super Bowl advertising…
Coach Ryan was going to give away a 55 gallon drum of these away in Miami, but then room service was 10 minutes late with his second lunch, so yeah maybe next year…
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There’s a holiday coming? Who knew?
Pey Pey to every other Cols player:
“UR Fault!”
GoDaddy still thinks this is 1993 and teenage boys don’t have instant access to women in clothing more revealing than a tank top and shorts.
Rex Ryan’s candy hearts are bacon flavored.
Rex Ryan’s real heart is bacon flavored.
Jim Caldwell handed out candy hearts that say “BE MY JULIET, I’LL BE YOUR ROMEO CRENNEL”
Caldwell didn’t actually think of the idea, nor did he actually distribute them, but nevertheless he welcomed the thank you letters.
Tracy Porter sent one each to Favre and Manning that said “I Grabbed UR Balls”.
Jim Caldwell’s candy hearts are actually blank pieces of pieces of cardboard that Tony Dungy cut out a year ago.
Oh boy, Bleacher Report is quickly becoming my favorite site, the hits just keep on coming:
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Did you read some of the quotes from the 11 Colts fans?
“We wanted to show our civil pride,” said Paul Calhoun
“He is the most amazingest player and has such grace on the field,” Robertson said.
Apparently the Indianapolis think tank is closed on Mondays.
Michael Irvin’s hearts:
LUV U EVEN
IF U SAY
NO!!!!
Jay Cutler doesn’t believe in sending candy hearts, because valentines day is just the product of the corporations to get men to spend more money.
Jay Cutler doesn’t believe in sending candy hearts because he is a Type 1 diabetic.
/fixed
Drew Brees has some normal candy hearts. Here, you give them to your girlfriend.
Drew Brees is sorry but he forgot it was valentines day, so he didn’t get you any candy hearts.
/you walk upstairs upset to find a bed of roses and a diamond necklace.
BEN
HART
CHOCO
Drew Brees is sorry but he forgot it was valentines day, so he didn’t get you any candy hearts.
/you walk upstairs upset to find a bed of roses and a diamond necklace.
/you whirl around suddenly to see an enraged Peter King.
Philip Rivers probably say “What, Huh, What? FUCK YOU”, but no one’s ever seen them because they keep floating away.
@Nathan. Wow. I’m embarrassed for those guys. That’s about the shoddiest, saddest excuse for analysis that I’ve ever seen. I’m embarrassed that I even read those bits. That’s a really special level of derangement. As far as I can tell the argument goes like this:
Peyton looked angry + no holding calls + no PI = Game Fixed for Saints
Offered up with a completely straight face and mournful figurative head-shaking. Please tell me no one pays those two.
And Aaron Rodgers just bleed, like the gaping hole that consumes the very blackest parts of his soul after being denied the chance for his Favengence.
WE
RELOCATE
AGAIN?
From Kendra to Hank.
Tawmmy sent a bunch of candy hearts to WELKAH.
…White ones, of course, so as not to stain his perfect complexion.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Why, this isn’t KILL KILL KILL!!! at all.
No KILL KILL KILL!!! comes during Valentines.
From PK to Tebow
I’m also glad
ur mom
didn’t abort you
Jay Culter only gave packs of Sour Patch.
Nice post title. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
Jim Caldwell to Hank Baskett:
CLEAN OUT
UR LOCKER
The Bleacher Report is hilarious, gonna throw that one into my fav timewaster sites. I had a good buzz on Sunday but even i was catching some of the non holding calls, but i was chalking it up to killing a few beers. I didnt realize there were no PI calls in the game. I would like to know if the refs were told to chill on the flags for the stupid shit they called all season…I mean really, how many freakin “blockin in the back” calls per game were called this year? From watching the Bengals alone it was at least 3 on them per week, and 2 or 3 for the team kicking thier ass that week.
I enjoy a good conspiracy theory but thinking that Manning would lose a game on purpose is pretty freakin retarded
After the Super Bowl:
BYE BYE
500 BUCKS
SRV: technically there was one PI call — the INT that peypey threw that the DB caught out of bounds, they called offensive PI.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (wheeez, cough, wheeeez) oooooooooooo.
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Howcum my candy hearts say ROOFIE on them?
(Thud)
thank you Buttsmack, i had forgot that one..i thought it was an INT and the PI was going to be declined.
Who was the commenter here that pointed out that there were very few if any shots of the crowd in the stadium. I saw a highlight of the pick six and was amazed when the camera following Porter running free panned up enough to catch the crowd, in that split second the screen was switched to a different view that showed nothing of the crowd… wonder if the Bleacher Report can focus on the conspiracy of the “dont show the crowd”
Plax’s heart says:
I (heart) Schillenger.
or
No More Sweatpants
And well, Pey-Pey got clipped bigger than shit on the pick-six too…QB or not, it still happened.
/can’t believe he’s taking up for the Colts
/still getting over the stomachpunch
/curls up in fetal position on couch draped in Chuck Foreman jersey
you choo-choo-choose me? …. and there’s a picture of a train
@289
as a resident of SA that really doesn’t make any sense seeing as how there are no Steak N Shake’s within 50 miles of here.