Welcome to another year of Better Know A Draft Pick. Leading up to the draft we’ll profile all the top prospects that are worth knowing.
Name: Tim Tebow
Nickname: The Mohel
Motor: Internal combustion
Old throwing motion: Wild and erratic like premarital sex.
New throwing motion: Mechanical and pleasureless like marital sex.
Mainstream Media Comparison: Jesus Christ
KSK Comparison: Mark Brunell with a lower completion percentage.
Who Wants Him: Peter King, others who value a winning attitude over an ability to play football at the next level.
Who Will Take Him: An owner who reeks of desperation.
Story ESPN Will Shove Down Your Throat: If I have to pick one I’ll go with Tim Tebow: Promise Keeper.
Immediate Impact: Good PR for whichever team drafts him.
Down the Road: A new GM for whichever team drafts him.
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