Gambling and gratuitous sexiness, quite possibly my favorite kind of mashup. Unless you count Usher and the goat. Which I do.
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Alright, so it works a bit better on the Youtube Doubler site. But if you start the second video three seconds after the first one you’ll get the idea. I fucking love the internet.
Oh that’s right, I’m supposed to pick this week’s game. I’m told it’s a pretty big deal.
Earlier in the week we went over some of the prop bets, so all that’s left is to pick the spread and the point total. I may not like it, but I have to agree with Tony Dungy’s take on the game. That means I like the Colts to cover, with the total score going over. And yes, that would suck.
Here’s some additional sexiness to carry you through a long weekend. Her name is Gabriella Grecco, and she is ridiculous.
There’s more over at Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls. Like this (NSFW). And be sure to keep up with Ollie for all of your meteorological needs throughout the snowmageddon.
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appreciate the spirit of the female brasiliens… hot.. absolutely hot
i would like to join the cross country tour with lots of au pairs
I love puppies. I just got one particular a week ago and it has not been trained yet and has bitten me a few times but its absolutely nothing to worry about, i can train it well. I hope :-)
eres super hermosa mi amor me gustas mucho
An incredible post.
Brazilian chick? Nope, not yet. Can I get a participation certificate for sexing an Ecuadorian chick on a boat off the Galapagos Islands?
I for one will admit that I have never even sniffed a Brazilian chick’s fart, let alone sexed one. Although I’m open to either opportunity in the future.
so ESPN reports that Drew Brees wins the super bowl. a day early. check it
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=2&listId=516
shows Pey Pey and Breesus as having 1 ring each. dun dun dun
Dammit. I was hoping to see Emmitt Smif’s reaction to his Hall of Fame election.
Some Guy -
I”ve emailed him previously to point out to him the availability of:
* matchbook.com – which allows you to act as your own book. Ideal for “selling” off your own futures / game bets
* in-game live betting from Bodog
he’s on his way to being Peter King
Oh, and Brazilian Girls – Fuck Yeah indeed
That’s what she said!
Not just a school bus, a short one.
What? Some anonymous guy on the internet claims to have boned a Brazilian chick? I call bullshit.
Just kidding – I also lost my virginity to a Brazilian woman. In the sauna of the apartment complex where I was the lifeguard. True story.
I just want to brag a bit – I lost my virginity to a Brazilian exchange chick. Good times, good, good times.
Admit it, 289, you drive a school bus.
but what does Emmitt Smiff have to say about Michael Irvin being accrued of grape?
As a female, I’d just like to say that that Usher/goat mashup cracked my shit up. And I say “as a female” to excuse myself from making a comment about wanting to jizz all over a brazilian girl. Though admittedly, if I had the power to jizz, a brazilian girl seems like a worthy target. I hear the sun makes their skin extra absorbent.
Exhibit # 454399932 in the Simmons is a lazy hack department. From his “superbowl picks” today:
. Over/under on Archie Manning shots in the luxury box (over 33.5, even odds).
OK, I made that one up. But that seems like a reasonable number, right? And wouldn’t it be fun to keep track of? Literally, it’s the only way to stomach the Archie Manning overload on Sunday.
That’s right folks. The great gambler himself apparently doesn’t know what the fuck Bodog is or how to check it to see what actual prop bets exist. Amazing.
NSFW = Not Safe For Who dat
So, Maj? Got enough supply to last this nasty shit out?
That looks like a cold motherfucker.
How would one go about stocking up for a “Snow Event” like this?
Inquiring Californians would like to know.
/Well, it is raining pretty hard out here. I got my socks wet and it’s down to 54.
Lofty continent.
And yes, I am saddened to say that I would have to take both the Colts and the over. This game could get ugly fast if Williams is stupid enough to try to blitz Manning heavily.
South America is the world’s most underrated continent.
Thank you sexy Friday.
I’m a cross country tour guide. Most of our passengers are 19-24 year old European/South American/Australian girls. Lots of au pairs.
I’m thinking that maybe to mock all the poor bastards who live someplace where it’s cold, I might have my Superbowl party up on the roof. Except that it’s raining here (horrible, horrible rain!) so I probably won’t.
Snowmageddon
I prefer Snowpocalypse Now: Redux
RE twoeightnine Says:
“I wound up in bed with one of my Brazilian passengers this summer, they’re everything you’ve heard and then some.”
Did you smuggle her into the country or something? In what sense was she a “passenger”? Sorry if this has been explained previously. Also, it was a she, right? Or am I assuming too much?
I’d bokeh all over those boobs.
I wound up in bed with one of my Brazilian passengers this summer, they’re everything you’ve heard and then some.
Yum. Just fucking yum.
boosh
when i win the powerball, its gonna be cocaine and brazilian girls for all my friends.
FYBG might get me fired. It’s a chance I’m willing to take, though.
This just proves that we’re on the good side of the KSK mafioso and that Brazilian women are on this planet to taunt us mercilessly…unless were fortunate enough to be strangled by one.
/too soon?
//I love that FYBG site with all my heart
Is Brazil another planet? What the fuck?
@eb- and large.
In the Boxer breed, chest freckles traditionally indicate the number of champions in the bloodline. Gabby has many champions in her family and I’d do her like a dog.
Brazilian women are proof that Mother Gaia loves us and wants our wrist muscles to be happy