Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine, Matt Jones you better watch your speed. The Bengals are back, baby! After a down year that saw the team’s collective arrests eclipsed by their win total, Cincinnati is on the path to rectification. They’ve agreed to terms on a contract with Matt Jones that will pay the receiver $700,000 (believed to equal $300,000 after taxes, commissions, and an eight ball). The former Jaguar sat out last season following his arrest for snorting coke in a parked car. Oh, and no word on whether they’ll offer a similar deal to Pacman Jones, although he’s also been worked out by Marvin Lewis. CHUH CHUH! [Cincinnati Enquirer]
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