Eli’s batting average rose precipitously after Olivia reminded him that he’s right-handed. SI has compiled a gallery of Manning family photos to keep us amused during the interminable lead-up to the Super Bowl. Eli At the Bat is probably my favorite, but there are a few other gems including Wet Willy, Peyton the Yankee, and Dear God, Don’t Look Under the Mattress! Peruse the rest at your leisure. [SI via Scott]
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This may end up being a terrific game. Both of these teams are extremely well matched. I think Indy has the edge because Manning is just about unstoppable. If he can play, Freeney and Mathis should certainly be capable of getting more than enough pressure on Drew to force him to unload the ball before he wants to. If the saints defense doesn’t make a few turn overs the colts will probably win.
This one is the best:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1002/manning.family.rare.photos/content.15.html
It’s the last thing Eli’s dates see before the roofie takes effect.
Cooper is the Fredo of the Manning Family.
No pic of Eli in a Chargers jersey?!!
I don’t care what anyone says – you can never go wrong with a pair of fresh white tube socks.
Olivia kinda looks like Jane Lynch in the bedroom photo. “Peyton, I’m very discreet… but I will haunt your dreams.”
I see Archie photoshopped the t-ball stand out of that photo.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1002/manning.family.rare.photos/content.16.html
OUTCAST BE GONE! STONE THE RETARDED ONE!
@ Peter King’s Latte – “Don’t worry Olivia, it was I who hid ‘Indy’s Fat Humps over 45 with 4 kids eating shrimp cocktail Monthly’ under his bed. Really, Peyton’s a stand up guy. He only reads the Hardy Boys.”
In order to fit in his pint-sized bed, Fetus Head had to sleep in the fetal position.
@ Matt T
But then Drew Brees came forward and took the blame.
If Eli wins another Super Bowl, he gets to sleep in Peyton’s big boy bed.
Those pics should be locked away in a vault never to be seen by human eyes ever again.
/Archie loved those tight pants huh?
cooper stole Eli’s button in one of the pics.
I, for one, take heart from this great collection of photos. They are proof positive that your disabled kids really can grow up to be anything they want to be . . . .
Peyton’s Mom found the porn under the bed, so naturally, he blamed it on Cooper.
fap fap fap
No helmet, huh Eli?
Kinda explains a lot.
And hey, I had that bat in 1996!!
No helmet, huh Eli?
Kinda explains a lot.
Did Peter King harass them so much they just gave him a thumb drive to play around with? Also, Peyton’s Fetus head is even more fetus-like in those 1996 photos.
Who found Peter Kings collection of voyeur Manning photos?
You’d think they’d have a house with a yard.
Re: Peyton the Yankee
Aren’t they worried about hitting a car?
Well we know what MB will be doing the rest of the day. This shit must be like porn to him.