can we hire every single member of the Ryan family to be an NFL coach? Please?
01.19.10 at 3:52 pm
DancingBaptist
The notion of a KSK ” character ” being exactly as they are in real life was first proven by Chad 85. The comments on this thread are applause worthy.
01.19.10 at 12:01 pm
Joe Blow
I was watching the game in our little private theater with 20 people and I’m yelling:
“Fuck Yeah!!! Chicken Wings and Hookers for EVERBODY!!”
I don’t think they’ve read KSK because they were like “what?”
01.19.10 at 2:45 am
MexicanJesusNY
BRAD SMITH! YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS “EL GATO MONTES”, BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY FUCKING FORMATION YOURE USEFUL IN AND BECAUSE NACHO DOESNT LIKE GETTING HIT!
01.19.10 at 1:52 am
Dr. Julius Peppers
Rex knows how to motivate this team; that holier-than-thou Mormon Andy Reid would never be able to do shit like this.
01.19.10 at 1:28 am
Haterade
You know Riz-ex is reading this, prolly while using a double steak/ double cheese philly as a jerk towel
01.18.10 at 9:31 pm
Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance
“Fuck Yeah Boys! I’m gettin’ laid tonight who’s with me?” What Coach Rex would say instead of “I’m going to Disney World”
01.18.10 at 9:24 pm
K-Mart
This is scary good.
.
01.18.10 at 8:08 pm
Kitsune
On the one hand, Rex Ryan. On the other, their quarterback is named for a poop mustache.
hmm…
01.18.10 at 6:27 pm
Treima
@Monkey Business:
I’m glad you have an avatar. Makes skipping your bullshit comments much quicker and easier when I can just hit page down when I see it.
01.18.10 at 5:59 pm
DTrain
Someone needs to start working on cloning chris farley so he can play lead in a movie about rex ryan.
01.18.10 at 5:06 pm
Bugg
FAT HUMPS RULE!
At least ’til Sunday.
Any media moron want to reconsider their DPOY vote? What a fuckin’ joke!
01.18.10 at 3:59 pm
H Cuz
I live in an area with a lot of douchebag Jets fans, and I can’t stand Sanchize. I love Rex Ryan and wish he coached my team, but I just can’t bring myself to root for them.
Don’t fuck this up, Nawlins!
01.18.10 at 3:56 pm
beannazi
Wow, he’s just like Dick Jauron!
01.18.10 at 3:19 pm
Rex Ryan ate Mangustus Gloop
rex ryan in real life is more over the top than rex ryan’s kskharacter.
01.18.10 at 3:10 pm
Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits
In my world, Rex has a Bear Jew that will descend from the stands at Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday and kill Peyton with a baseball bat.
01.18.10 at 2:35 pm
Bloodbath & Beyond
After another disappointing year to close a disappointing decade for my sad, defeated Bills, I did my usual “Postseason Meh” thing only to be pleasantly surprised by the Jets surviving not one game but two.
One of you NYJ fans put it the same way in a previous thread, but the only team in the AFC East I don’t dislike is the Jets because “neither of us ever win anything.” My sentiments exactly.
Also, I want to see Rex rip off Pey-Pey’s head, mount it atop his pimp cane, and shit down his neck.
01.18.10 at 2:18 pm
Shmohawk
gaines adams had a big heart
01.18.10 at 2:01 pm
Mark Sanchez's Hairy Mole
NFL glorifies coaches/teams that have thugs die doing things thuggishly. Where’s the Gaines Adams love?
01.18.10 at 1:41 pm
Chief Wahoo
Even Marvin Lewis threw a challenge flag when he heard he was Coach of the Year.
01.18.10 at 1:25 pm
selke99
Oh yeah. Marvin Lewis Coach of the Year? Fuck that. New ROOKIE QB (who grew up/played in warm weather), new head coach, best WR unable to catch passes. Now in AFC Championship Game. Rex Ryan baby.
/could give 2 shits about the Jets.
01.18.10 at 1:21 pm
selke99
Jets training camp on Hard Knocks this year a done deal right? I would sign up for HBO immediately if that happened. Imagine all the Rexisms we would hear!
01.18.10 at 1:18 pm
Long Ball Larrry
Is Rex Ryan the new Bill Braski? Rex Ryan oncew scissor kicked Angela Lansbury…
01.18.10 at 1:01 pm
porky1
The Cowboys may be “America’s Team” (if you’re a dumbass) but Rex Ryan’s Jets are “America’s Goddamn Fucking Team” as of right now and by God this Raiders fan is just fine with that.
01.18.10 at 12:44 pm
Ridley
What, no ‘rex ryan: greatest coach ever’ tag?
01.18.10 at 12:23 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
If there’s a God, then Rex Ryan needs to have his own HBO 24/7 special run-up to the Super Bowl.
01.18.10 at 12:00 pm
claude balls
None were morbidly obese at the time they won their championships.
Well said 2010 Draft. I bet he wears hawaiian shirts.
01.18.10 at 11:49 am
Santonio's Coffee Thermos
I love me some Dislexy Rexy
Also from PK today
“On the second series of the game, Gay brought the wood”
He has to be hoping that making it so easy fro Drew will cause him to stop
Don’t let that happen ever
01.18.10 at 11:47 am
Mark Sanchez's Hairy Mole
Cases of Bud Light with Clamato were bought for this event. Along with a meal of McGriddles.
01.18.10 at 11:47 am
2010 Draft: "Cutlerfucker, meet McClusterfucker"
Rex Ryan is not a Fat Hump; he’s a Big Fat Party Animal. There is a difference.
01.18.10 at 11:41 am
Jake "Old Snake" Plummer
ARE YOU MEN READY TO KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL THOSE FAT HUMPS
01.18.10 at 11:40 am
Bassett
What no love? I did my best illegal video content copying to bring that to you!:)
01.18.10 at 11:36 am
Hamburglar
There was a lot of pussytubing going on in San Diego last night
01.18.10 at 11:27 am
anticucho
@claude balls
None were morbidly obese at the time they won their championships. I’m talking about the disgusting gluttonous obese like Andy Reid, Rex Ryan, and Charlie Weis.
01.18.10 at 11:27 am
jmac_the_man
@F’(x)
That was from the Crowder thing? He’s started so much shit with people, it’s hard to keep track. But then again, he started the Jets winning again. He’s great. In my book, he gets to talk all the shit he wants.
01.18.10 at 11:24 am
Vernon Ghost-on
From the youtube comments:
Hey hey we already talked about it, we already know what gonna be written right? Three home teams advance and the fucking Jets. NY Jet win right there baby hah! How about that ground and pound?! And thats what it came down to. TJ (Thomas Jones) Runner a play lets go get that first you knocked their ass off the ball Great fucking win guys great job. Where you at TRich (Tony Richardson)?! 12 123 and the home of the Jets!
01.18.10 at 11:24 am
Joe Sixpack
Anyone have a transcript of that? The audio is terrible.
01.18.10 at 11:15 am
Haterade
My roomate has a shrine to dan marino, with candles and the whole shebang. He has unopened boxes of marino-o’s that he dusts. My roomate hates the jets more than I have ever known a human to hate something. He blames 9/11 on the NY jets, because as he posits, if it weren’t for jets 9/11 never would have happened. He says Bruno stole that stationary bike from the jets locker room. He just got a new girlfriend. She has tickets to the super bowl. This guy’s life is literally staked on the dolphins, and his hate for the jets. We live in South Florida, and the dolphin’s stadium is considered his Mecca. There is a very real possibility that this guys lifetime dream of going to a super bowl in dolphin’s stadium(Yeah landshark, blow me corporate entities) will actually be the nightmare of watching his most hated team win a superbowl in his stadium. Hes a nice guy and a friend, but I love irony far too much not to have a chub about this. Oh yeah I am from the north and he is a dumb redneck that drew a mason – dixon line in our apartment so yeah fuck him and I hope to hell this happens
01.18.10 at 11:15 am
claude balls
@ anticucho:
John Madden and the Raiders disagree. So do Bill Parcells and the Giants. And Weeb Ewbank and the Jets are pretty sure you are wrong.
01.18.10 at 11:13 am
F'(x)
@jmac – Channing Crowder. Rex Ryan challenged him to a fight. It’s been fun being a Jets fan this year.
01.18.10 at 11:02 am
sausage
jesus christ. i hate lovie smith so much more after watching that.
01.18.10 at 11:02 am
anticucho
FACT: Morbidly obese coaches do not win championships. Sorry Jets/Eagles etc fans.
01.18.10 at 10:58 am
jmac_the_man
@Wahoo I’ve loved Coach Rex ever since I heard this quote from him: “I’ve walked over tougher guys than that on the way to a fight.”
Who was he talking about?
01.18.10 at 10:54 am
Professor Pher
I wish Rex Ryan were my father.
01.18.10 at 10:52 am
porky1
Crush the Colts. Crush the NFC. Crush, Jets. Kill, Jets. DESTROY, JETS!!!
01.18.10 at 10:44 am
Living with Balls
So now I’m starting to think these Rex Ryan posts are factual.
01.18.10 at 10:36 am
Rowdy Roddy Peeper
I enjoyed every bit of this. Except for Monkey Business.
Goddammit what a fuck.
01.18.10 at 10:23 am
Otter
I so wish Rex coached the Cowboys. Give me son of Buddy over son of Bum any day.
01.18.10 at 10:18 am
Nathan Hale
Wow, in all my hatred of the Jets, I overlooked two things:
1. Charger fail is glorious
2. Rex Ryan is the fucking man
Fuck the Fat Humps, lets go Jets!
01.18.10 at 10:17 am
PigFace Joe
Even though I disagree with these Jets fans whining about Woodson winning DPOY. I have to say I am definitely pulling for them this weekend.
Oh, and Monkey Business is douchebag.
01.18.10 at 10:16 am
TF88
This KSKharachter is more close to life than any other. Winners go pussy tubing!
01.18.10 at 10:14 am
most_impressive
Wow. I really do want him to be my coach.
01.18.10 at 10:12 am
RexRyanforV-P
*FUCK* Yeah. That was glorious.
I can’t wait for this week’s Ryan post.
01.18.10 at 10:04 am
Cutlerfucker
Monkey Business, hopefully your fat ass shows up here when the Colts lose. And no excuses, that’s for Ravens fans.
01.18.10 at 10:00 am
Chief Wahoo
I’ve loved Coach Rex ever since I heard this quote from him: “I’ve walked over tougher guys than that on the way to a fight.”
I wanna see Richard Todd and his baseball bat on the sidelines!
01.18.10 at 9:53 am
CooperIsSuper
needs a “joe buck is disgusted” tag.
01.18.10 at 9:51 am
dougery
i’ve hated both these franchises since back when they both shared a division with the Bills. Back when Jeff George invented the pickerception and Ken O’Brien got sacked 32 times a game. I have to say little has changed since then and even though fetus-head has been excommunicated out of the AFC East and the Jets have these amusing KSKharacterizations, I am still going with Ape’s wish for the Dallas / Minnesota game:
Die, Die, Everybody Die.
01.18.10 at 9:50 am
Biggus Rickus
If the Jets actually pull this off, I’m not sure I can live in a world where Mark Sanchez is a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
01.18.10 at 9:48 am
Sea Otter
Boss, the NFL is a little like bragging rights amongst high school boys. Those who get tantalizingly close to the Holy Grail still have it over those who flamed out early.
01.18.10 at 9:42 am
Boss Godfrey
Wow. So many Jets fans so tantalizingly close to…. Inevitable failure.
01.18.10 at 9:38 am
Ditmas Av
You’re not funny. It’s not fun.
01.18.10 at 9:27 am
Monkey Business
Fat Hump Coach Vs. Fat Hump Team. WHO YA GOT?
I can’t wait for Rex Ryan’s postgame press conference. “Well folks, we just got fucked in the ass, and that’s all there is to it.”
01.18.10 at 9:24 am
WYD
Can’t wait for the Rex Ryan post this week but damn that video will do for now!
01.18.10 at 9:22 am
Buttsmack O'Kelley
I am so torn about the Jets. As an avid KSKer, I want them to go all the way so we get more Rex Ryan, but as a Bengals and Buckeyes fan, I want Braylon “Roy Williams” Edwards to fail at everything forever. Maybe I’ll be lucky and Marvin Harrison will shoot him before the game next week and I can have the best of both worlds.
01.18.10 at 9:21 am
I'm Hafner the man I used to be
Well, I guess if someone is going to pussytube my mom, and it isn’t my dad, it may as well be Rex Ryan.
01.18.10 at 9:15 am
LaFarve's Next Drink
This proves that God loves pussytubing more than abstinence.
01.18.10 at 9:14 am
Mailman Delhomme
@Hafner- Nope, that was Rex Ryan, too.
01.18.10 at 9:12 am
I'm Hafner the man I used to be
I cannot believe Rex Ryan is actually like this.
This is just like the time when I found out Santa Claus was real because I saw him leaving my mom’s bedroom while my dad was at work.
01.18.10 at 9:10 am
Buddha
There is simply no greater man (girth or otherwise) in sports today. I never cared about the Jets either way until this year. Now, I’m pulling for them to win the whole thing.
01.18.10 at 9:08 am
dm72
The Jets are gonna Barbaro the Colts, eat some Horse steak and fuck the Colts cheerleaders with the dead horse cocks!!! Yeah!!!!
/Giants fan, but loving this fat Buddy Ryan spawn
01.18.10 at 9:00 am
Ditmas Av
That video gets me ready to turn the Colts into the Geldings.
/look it up
01.18.10 at 8:53 am
ErnieAdams
/everyone brings it in
01.18.10 at 8:51 am
BigJerseyD
God Dammit I am in love with that tubby man!
01.18.10 at 8:40 am
Charlie Sweatpants
How can one semi-fictional man make an otherwise unlikeable franchise so much more palatable?
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can we hire every single member of the Ryan family to be an NFL coach? Please?
The notion of a KSK ” character ” being exactly as they are in real life was first proven by Chad 85. The comments on this thread are applause worthy.
I was watching the game in our little private theater with 20 people and I’m yelling:
“Fuck Yeah!!! Chicken Wings and Hookers for EVERBODY!!”
I don’t think they’ve read KSK because they were like “what?”
BRAD SMITH! YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS “EL GATO MONTES”, BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY FUCKING FORMATION YOURE USEFUL IN AND BECAUSE NACHO DOESNT LIKE GETTING HIT!
Rex knows how to motivate this team; that holier-than-thou Mormon Andy Reid would never be able to do shit like this.
You know Riz-ex is reading this, prolly while using a double steak/ double cheese philly as a jerk towel
“Fuck Yeah Boys! I’m gettin’ laid tonight who’s with me?” What Coach Rex would say instead of “I’m going to Disney World”
This is scary good.
.
On the one hand, Rex Ryan. On the other, their quarterback is named for a poop mustache.
hmm…
@Monkey Business:
I’m glad you have an avatar. Makes skipping your bullshit comments much quicker and easier when I can just hit page down when I see it.
Someone needs to start working on cloning chris farley so he can play lead in a movie about rex ryan.
FAT HUMPS RULE!
At least ’til Sunday.
Any media moron want to reconsider their DPOY vote? What a fuckin’ joke!
I live in an area with a lot of douchebag Jets fans, and I can’t stand Sanchize. I love Rex Ryan and wish he coached my team, but I just can’t bring myself to root for them.
Don’t fuck this up, Nawlins!
Wow, he’s just like Dick Jauron!
rex ryan in real life is more over the top than rex ryan’s kskharacter.
In my world, Rex has a Bear Jew that will descend from the stands at Lucas Oil Stadium on Sunday and kill Peyton with a baseball bat.
After another disappointing year to close a disappointing decade for my sad, defeated Bills, I did my usual “Postseason Meh” thing only to be pleasantly surprised by the Jets surviving not one game but two.
One of you NYJ fans put it the same way in a previous thread, but the only team in the AFC East I don’t dislike is the Jets because “neither of us ever win anything.” My sentiments exactly.
Also, I want to see Rex rip off Pey-Pey’s head, mount it atop his pimp cane, and shit down his neck.
gaines adams had a big heart
NFL glorifies coaches/teams that have thugs die doing things thuggishly. Where’s the Gaines Adams love?
Even Marvin Lewis threw a challenge flag when he heard he was Coach of the Year.
Oh yeah. Marvin Lewis Coach of the Year? Fuck that. New ROOKIE QB (who grew up/played in warm weather), new head coach, best WR unable to catch passes. Now in AFC Championship Game. Rex Ryan baby.
/could give 2 shits about the Jets.
Jets training camp on Hard Knocks this year a done deal right? I would sign up for HBO immediately if that happened. Imagine all the Rexisms we would hear!
Is Rex Ryan the new Bill Braski? Rex Ryan oncew scissor kicked Angela Lansbury…
The Cowboys may be “America’s Team” (if you’re a dumbass) but Rex Ryan’s Jets are “America’s Goddamn Fucking Team” as of right now and by God this Raiders fan is just fine with that.
What, no ‘rex ryan: greatest coach ever’ tag?
If there’s a God, then Rex Ryan needs to have his own HBO 24/7 special run-up to the Super Bowl.
None were morbidly obese at the time they won their championships.
Oh, really?
Sorry, I meant Oh, really?
Well said 2010 Draft. I bet he wears hawaiian shirts.
I love me some Dislexy Rexy
Also from PK today
“On the second series of the game, Gay brought the wood”
He has to be hoping that making it so easy fro Drew will cause him to stop
Don’t let that happen ever
Cases of Bud Light with Clamato were bought for this event. Along with a meal of McGriddles.
Rex Ryan is not a Fat Hump; he’s a Big Fat Party Animal. There is a difference.
ARE YOU MEN READY TO KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL THOSE FAT HUMPS
What no love? I did my best illegal video content copying to bring that to you!:)
There was a lot of pussytubing going on in San Diego last night
@claude balls
None were morbidly obese at the time they won their championships. I’m talking about the disgusting gluttonous obese like Andy Reid, Rex Ryan, and Charlie Weis.
@F’(x)
That was from the Crowder thing? He’s started so much shit with people, it’s hard to keep track. But then again, he started the Jets winning again. He’s great. In my book, he gets to talk all the shit he wants.
From the youtube comments:
Hey hey we already talked about it, we already know what gonna be written right? Three home teams advance and the fucking Jets. NY Jet win right there baby hah! How about that ground and pound?! And thats what it came down to. TJ (Thomas Jones) Runner a play lets go get that first you knocked their ass off the ball Great fucking win guys great job. Where you at TRich (Tony Richardson)?! 12 123 and the home of the Jets!
Anyone have a transcript of that? The audio is terrible.
My roomate has a shrine to dan marino, with candles and the whole shebang. He has unopened boxes of marino-o’s that he dusts. My roomate hates the jets more than I have ever known a human to hate something. He blames 9/11 on the NY jets, because as he posits, if it weren’t for jets 9/11 never would have happened. He says Bruno stole that stationary bike from the jets locker room. He just got a new girlfriend. She has tickets to the super bowl. This guy’s life is literally staked on the dolphins, and his hate for the jets. We live in South Florida, and the dolphin’s stadium is considered his Mecca. There is a very real possibility that this guys lifetime dream of going to a super bowl in dolphin’s stadium(Yeah landshark, blow me corporate entities) will actually be the nightmare of watching his most hated team win a superbowl in his stadium. Hes a nice guy and a friend, but I love irony far too much not to have a chub about this. Oh yeah I am from the north and he is a dumb redneck that drew a mason – dixon line in our apartment so yeah fuck him and I hope to hell this happens
@ anticucho:
John Madden and the Raiders disagree. So do Bill Parcells and the Giants. And Weeb Ewbank and the Jets are pretty sure you are wrong.
@jmac – Channing Crowder. Rex Ryan challenged him to a fight. It’s been fun being a Jets fan this year.
jesus christ. i hate lovie smith so much more after watching that.
FACT: Morbidly obese coaches do not win championships. Sorry Jets/Eagles etc fans.
@Wahoo
I’ve loved Coach Rex ever since I heard this quote from him: “I’ve walked over tougher guys than that on the way to a fight.”
Who was he talking about?
I wish Rex Ryan were my father.
Crush the Colts. Crush the NFC. Crush, Jets. Kill, Jets. DESTROY, JETS!!!
So now I’m starting to think these Rex Ryan posts are factual.
I enjoyed every bit of this. Except for Monkey Business.
Goddammit what a fuck.
I so wish Rex coached the Cowboys. Give me son of Buddy over son of Bum any day.
Wow, in all my hatred of the Jets, I overlooked two things:
1. Charger fail is glorious
2. Rex Ryan is the fucking man
Fuck the Fat Humps, lets go Jets!
Even though I disagree with these Jets fans whining about Woodson winning DPOY. I have to say I am definitely pulling for them this weekend.
Oh, and Monkey Business is douchebag.
This KSKharachter is more close to life than any other. Winners go pussy tubing!
Wow. I really do want him to be my coach.
*FUCK* Yeah. That was glorious.
I can’t wait for this week’s Ryan post.
Monkey Business, hopefully your fat ass shows up here when the Colts lose. And no excuses, that’s for Ravens fans.
I’ve loved Coach Rex ever since I heard this quote from him: “I’ve walked over tougher guys than that on the way to a fight.”
I wanna see Richard Todd and his baseball bat on the sidelines!
needs a “joe buck is disgusted” tag.
i’ve hated both these franchises since back when they both shared a division with the Bills. Back when Jeff George invented the pickerception and Ken O’Brien got sacked 32 times a game. I have to say little has changed since then and even though fetus-head has been excommunicated out of the AFC East and the Jets have these amusing KSKharacterizations, I am still going with Ape’s wish for the Dallas / Minnesota game:
Die, Die, Everybody Die.
If the Jets actually pull this off, I’m not sure I can live in a world where Mark Sanchez is a Super Bowl winning quarterback.
Boss, the NFL is a little like bragging rights amongst high school boys. Those who get tantalizingly close to the Holy Grail still have it over those who flamed out early.
Wow. So many Jets fans so tantalizingly close to…. Inevitable failure.
You’re not funny. It’s not fun.
Fat Hump Coach Vs. Fat Hump Team. WHO YA GOT?
I can’t wait for Rex Ryan’s postgame press conference. “Well folks, we just got fucked in the ass, and that’s all there is to it.”
Can’t wait for the Rex Ryan post this week but damn that video will do for now!
I am so torn about the Jets. As an avid KSKer, I want them to go all the way so we get more Rex Ryan, but as a Bengals and Buckeyes fan, I want Braylon “Roy Williams” Edwards to fail at everything forever. Maybe I’ll be lucky and Marvin Harrison will shoot him before the game next week and I can have the best of both worlds.
Well, I guess if someone is going to pussytube my mom, and it isn’t my dad, it may as well be Rex Ryan.
This proves that God loves pussytubing more than abstinence.
@Hafner- Nope, that was Rex Ryan, too.
I cannot believe Rex Ryan is actually like this.
This is just like the time when I found out Santa Claus was real because I saw him leaving my mom’s bedroom while my dad was at work.
There is simply no greater man (girth or otherwise) in sports today. I never cared about the Jets either way until this year. Now, I’m pulling for them to win the whole thing.
The Jets are gonna Barbaro the Colts, eat some Horse steak and fuck the Colts cheerleaders with the dead horse cocks!!! Yeah!!!!
/Giants fan, but loving this fat Buddy Ryan spawn
That video gets me ready to turn the Colts into the Geldings.
/look it up
/everyone brings it in
God Dammit I am in love with that tubby man!
How can one semi-fictional man make an otherwise unlikeable franchise so much more palatable?