Answer: Because your middling rookie quarterback is going to fold like a cheap origami tent made by the Houston Texans.
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A sign that invokes the old Jets logo? Is that from 1991?
Anyone notice the douche bag dressed up like a Vietnam Era fighter pilot?
Well, that’s just your opinion, backed up by a season’s worth of statistical evidence, man.
I think I’m getting an erec– oh. Jets fans.
@ Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance
Pretty sure that’s Randy Quaid from Independence Day.
That’s the closest Jets fans have been to seeing good-looking women naked in franchise history.
I was thinking he was going for Randy Quaid from the movie Independence Day.
God damn it. That’s the last time I delay posting a joke to read a story about Joe Biden’s mom dying.
Notice the guy in the foreground has his camera pointed squarely on the hot piece of ass. That will come in handy later tonight
So which of the Guidettes are those chicks?
Always make the joke first. Joe Biden’s mom won’t be any less dead if you hold off on reading about it for a few minutes.
Randy Quaid can be my wingman any time.
/Bullshit, I can be his?
Jeez, this is NY where every starry-eyed midwestern poon comes to make it. Those look like they developed gangrene living in the projects behind Quaids’ head. Oh, WFAN, that explains a lot.
You’ve clearly never been to Scores on a Thursday night.
They may be fetching, but the entire time they were walking, they just wouldn’t stop talking about trading Reyes and Wright, and whether to bring Damon back at a discount, and how thuggish Gilbert Arenas is, and who your real MVP is and…
Those fans act as if this week’s opponent is going to rest their starters.
Is that the Lefrak City Projects? And are they walking on the L.I.E.? What in the fuck is this Mickey Mouse shit?
You couldn’t have put it any other way. You my good man deserve a BJ.
Does this count as SexyFriday?
@CC, Uggs, they’re everywhere!
“Russell Casse Mr. President” By the way, hope the Jets beat the Bengals so they can come over to Indy and get the ever-lovin’ sh*t kicked out of them. Curtis Painter won’t be walking thru that door again Rexy.
I like to remember Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddy not that buffoon from I.D.
/Morning, shitter was full!
Ricky Williams obviously wasn’t in the spiral of the Stadium Named for Some Other Team at halftime until some PC killjoys called the Times and fucked it up. T I T, uh, J E T S, JETS, JETS, JETS!
Walking across the Brooklyn Bridge in single digit wind chills will have nothing much to do with whether the Jets win or lose. Meantime, have a hot dog-
Ha! That does look like Lefrak City Projects! I thought they were walking on Queens Blvd.
@Jackin4beats: Somewhere on LI might actually be more appropriate. But that’s the Smith Houses, just north of the Brooklyn Bridge, northside.
@Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance:
“I bet you could use a cool one.”
Aww, Ape, are you upset that your retard QB isn’t getting a chance to be sacked 12+ times in the post season?
Besides, Steve Carton is such an ass he makes Dog a Mensa member.
Besides, Craig Carton is such a dumb-ass he makes Dog a Mensa member. Boomer, you have my deepest sympathies.
Craig Carton is such a dumb-ass he makes Dog sound like a Mensa member. Boomer, you have my deepest sympathies.
Don’t care. I’d still bang the short brunette senseless…
Shouldn’t that read 12+ times per game in the post season?
Besides, Steve Carton is such a dumb-ass he makes Dog a Mensa member. Boomer, you have my deepest sympathies.
Gunner Esiason said the Jets victory last week left him breathless
Can you say that again? Not sure I caught it the first 8 times.
thank god rex ryan opted out of this parade
/waits for the front door to open with a large man yelling “how the fuck are ya?!”
What’s this about Craig Carton? I think we have a challenger to Monkey Business for worst commenter.
He used to be an insufferable Stern wannabe on the ‘Jersey Guys’ radio show. The only thing he and Stern have in common is that they are both Jewish. He attempts to talk like a tough Italian, Jersey Guido, but falls WAY short.
@2010 Draft: You are correct, sir. Unless some woman adopts Joe… oh, you must mean you’ll be reading multiple articles about his mom. WhoTF are you?
Will Broadway Joe be on the sidelines ? If so will he be hammered and kissing a reporterette. Inquiring minds want to know ! He’ll love the ridge running backwater northern kentucky hood rats known as the dirty bengals.
How the fuck did Brett Favre get 1 MVP vote? That is one more than Revis got. Someone tell me how Favre is better. Also, you know it had to have been Peter King that voted for the Last Land Baron.
/pulls dick out of mesh shorts
WOW! When did they have the Million Douche Bag March? And did the invite Favre? PK? Rick Reilly?
Sorry guys for the Caton BS. Uproxx was hanging and refreshing showed nothing posted.
/hangs head in shame, shows self door.
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