The really funny thing here is that Jets fans are calling Dolphins fans obnoxious. JETS FANS ACCUSING OTHERS OF BEING OBNOXIOUS! Upon hearing there were more obnoxious fans than the Jets’ brood, Gary Bettman immediately looked into expanding an NHL team to hell.
02.02.10 at 7:49 am
pemulis
seems odd that he’s getting more shit for this in one day than tony larussa ever got for his dwi
02.02.10 at 4:15 am
Leigh
Isn’t this the official Jets response when encountering Dolphins fans yelling at them?
02.01.10 at 3:44 pm
Animal Mother
I know you! You are Eddie Murphy, the Fuck You man! Hey Eddie, Fuck You!
02.01.10 at 10:41 am
Bill Cowher's Chiclets
Imagine Rex working the Butterball Hotline!
02.01.10 at 10:39 am
Slash
The classics never go out of style.
02.01.10 at 10:35 am
Bob Sacamano Lives
How much pussy tubing happened after this picture was taken?
02.01.10 at 10:28 am
StuScottBooyahs
@Tedsfrozenhead: +1
02.01.10 at 10:19 am
jackin'4beats
Until an MMA fighter cuts of the head of a live Colt and eats it raw, they can suck on this RIGHT HEAH!
/greatest coach ever
02.01.10 at 9:53 am
Waylon
Damn, look at that finger. It’s the size of a sea cow. My hero!
02.01.10 at 9:09 am
Gastineau's Lost Brain
Photo credit: Roger Goodell
02.01.10 at 8:48 am
Tedsfrozenhead
Rooster Shamblin must have turned up KSK googling “50 types of cock.”
02.01.10 at 1:46 am
StuScottBooyahs
A fucking American treasure.
02.01.10 at 1:17 am
MightyMightyMitzu
Bud Adams is feverishly searching for a way to switch out Rex Ryan and Jeff Fisher
02.01.10 at 12:49 am
yeah,right?
mark!
02.01.10 at 12:49 am
Action Vincent Jackson
Keep fucking that chicken, Rooster Shamblin.
/Ernie Anasto’d (YouTube it)
02.01.10 at 12:49 am
IrishCream
What’s the big deal? I give Dolphin fans the finger all the time!
02.01.10 at 12:47 am
yeah,right?
As long as we move fast nobody will notice if we kill a few illegals.
California Uber Alles on my mark.
02.01.10 at 12:43 am
Rex Ryan ate Mangustus Gloop
rex is amazing.
02.01.10 at 12:23 am
Rick Gatewood
We do not think it would be slandering Coach Ryan to say it looks like he’s had a few beers.
01.31.10 at 11:49 pm
DeSean's Touchdown Fake
Rex Ryan told Drew Brees he needed to knock the nice shit off and stop breaking bread with his enemies. He also told him he was a bitch for not telling Bush he was a bust. Finally, he told him he needed to go fuck his wife 8 times if he planned on beating the Colts, as Ryan only did it 7 times.
“It was stupid and inappropriate,” Ryan said in a statement released by the club. “I wouldn’t accept that type of behavior from one of the coaches or players and its unacceptable from me. I apologize to the Jets organization, the National Football League and NFL fans everywhere.”
And Rex Ryan gives it the same finger:
“I want to just tell everybody in Miami, hey, we’re coming to beat you twice next year.”
Note the important contextual differences. The apology was “in a statement released by the club”, the finger was photographed with a shit eating grin. The nation’s most populist coach just got a little more popular.
01.31.10 at 11:24 pm
Dan From Chicago
I think he’s pointing the way to where the pussy tubing is going on
Look out, KSK! There’s a new blog filled with cock jokes on the scene!
/gets off the stage
01.31.10 at 10:37 pm
joe wade
how a guy with a chicken blog stumbled his way onto this site i’ll never know.
01.31.10 at 10:08 pm
2010 Draft: "Cutlerfucker, meet McClusterfucker"
@Rooster Shamblin
If you love and care about the well being of your myriad of chickens, DO NOT let the man in the above picture anywhere near your property. Because by the time he’s through with you your chicken coops will resemble Auschwitz.
01.31.10 at 10:04 pm
Tim
That’s a lot of fucking chickens.
01.31.10 at 10:03 pm
Boss Godfrey
If the Pro Bowl is boring you;
and the ESPN blog is too dick-joke free for your tastes;
and you don’t care about chicken unless it’s in nugget form;
They should always mic Romo, so I can hear his voice crack more often.
01.31.10 at 9:46 pm
Rooster Shamblin
http://roostershamblin.wordpress.com/ would you please spend a few minutes of your time and check out my new blog. I am a farmer who has been raising more than 50 breeds of chickens for forty years.
01.31.10 at 9:33 pm
RickyWilliams'sBong
Holy God, Lazerface has 5 kids?
You better ask somebody, indeed.
01.31.10 at 9:30 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Depends on what you call the Pro Bowl
01.31.10 at 9:28 pm
joe wade
sooo this is the pro bowl thread, right?
01.31.10 at 9:24 pm
Bacon and cheez whiz
Rex Ryan tells us all that his team is No. 1.
01.31.10 at 9:22 pm
Gamblor
Rex Ryan thinks the Pro Bowl is for pussies.
01.31.10 at 9:11 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Colbert’s daughter is kinda hot, in a 16 year old, attn: FBI I’m not a predator sort of way
01.31.10 at 9:06 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Jay-Z seems to have something in his ass…
01.31.10 at 8:59 pm
Brady Quinn's Courage
The ESPN live blog was pretty much like ESPN: They spent the entire time talking about Brett Favre and ignoring everything else going on.
01.31.10 at 8:57 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Someone needs to blow up a punter or I’m changing the channel.
01.31.10 at 8:51 pm
Jay Cutler's Diabeetus
Just when I thought I couldn’t like him anymore…THAT GUY!
01.31.10 at 8:37 pm
Warren Sapp's Tact
Fuck that, Rex gave up on that lazy sack of ass.
Certified black man, my ass…
01.31.10 at 8:35 pm
K-Mart
Going out in style.
Bestest coach ever.
01.31.10 at 8:33 pm
JerBear50
Rex Ryan, moonlighting as Wes Sims’ conditioning coach.
01.31.10 at 8:31 pm
David the Underpants Gnome
You say there’s no dick jokes but there are rape jokes. You just have to look under the surface.
01.31.10 at 8:29 pm
Shmohawk
that espn liveblog sure is boring. no dick jokes at all.
01.31.10 at 8:20 pm
Punch Rockgroin
I’m thinking I should have bet the over.
01.31.10 at 8:18 pm
Punch Rockgroin
This guy, I call him the Linebacker!
01.31.10 at 8:16 pm
Nathan Hale
There are three ways to do things:
1. the right way,
2. the wrong way
3. the Rex Ryan way (that’s the wrong way, only faster.)
01.31.10 at 8:16 pm
Punch Rockgroin
OMAHA
01.31.10 at 8:05 pm
Boatdrinks
Such a nice boy
01.31.10 at 8:00 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Scratch that – Defensive effort != Pro Bowl
01.31.10 at 8:00 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Effort != Pro Bowl
01.31.10 at 7:57 pm
Head Bee Guy
Asante Samuel on the first touchdown – apathetic play or the most apathetic play?
01.31.10 at 7:54 pm
Punch Rockgroin
If I wanted to hear about what ESPNer’s thought I’d take a shit, fish that shit out of my toilet, stick that shit in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then cram that shit into my ears.
01.31.10 at 7:52 pm
David the Underpants Gnome
Typical Cowboys tackling.
01.31.10 at 7:51 pm
David the Underpants Gnome
All the ESPN bloggers are having a really bitchy liveblog over at ESPN. Lots of sniping going on between Seifert and Clayton.
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The really funny thing here is that Jets fans are calling Dolphins fans obnoxious. JETS FANS ACCUSING OTHERS OF BEING OBNOXIOUS! Upon hearing there were more obnoxious fans than the Jets’ brood, Gary Bettman immediately looked into expanding an NHL team to hell.
seems odd that he’s getting more shit for this in one day than tony larussa ever got for his dwi
Isn’t this the official Jets response when encountering Dolphins fans yelling at them?
I know you! You are Eddie Murphy, the Fuck You man! Hey Eddie, Fuck You!
Imagine Rex working the Butterball Hotline!
The classics never go out of style.
How much pussy tubing happened after this picture was taken?
@Tedsfrozenhead: +1
Until an MMA fighter cuts of the head of a live Colt and eats it raw, they can suck on this RIGHT HEAH!
/greatest coach ever
Damn, look at that finger. It’s the size of a sea cow. My hero!
Photo credit: Roger Goodell
Rooster Shamblin must have turned up KSK googling “50 types of cock.”
A fucking American treasure.
Bud Adams is feverishly searching for a way to switch out Rex Ryan and Jeff Fisher
mark!
Keep fucking that chicken, Rooster Shamblin.
/Ernie Anasto’d (YouTube it)
What’s the big deal? I give Dolphin fans the finger all the time!
As long as we move fast nobody will notice if we kill a few illegals.
California Uber Alles on my mark.
rex is amazing.
We do not think it would be slandering Coach Ryan to say it looks like he’s had a few beers.
Rex Ryan told Drew Brees he needed to knock the nice shit off and stop breaking bread with his enemies. He also told him he was a bitch for not telling Bush he was a bust. Finally, he told him he needed to go fuck his wife 8 times if he planned on beating the Colts, as Ryan only did it 7 times.
Rex Ryan sees your puerile League policy (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4875336):
“It was stupid and inappropriate,” Ryan said in a statement released by the club. “I wouldn’t accept that type of behavior from one of the coaches or players and its unacceptable from me. I apologize to the Jets organization, the National Football League and NFL fans everywhere.”
And Rex Ryan gives it the same finger:
“I want to just tell everybody in Miami, hey, we’re coming to beat you twice next year.”
Note the important contextual differences. The apology was “in a statement released by the club”, the finger was photographed with a shit eating grin. The nation’s most populist coach just got a little more popular.
I think he’s pointing the way to where the pussy tubing is going on
Hey! Lookit my Cock(s)!!!
Wait…what?
Rex Ryan masturbates to Rooster Shamblin’s blog.
that finger smells like warpussy.
i’m gay for rex ryan.
/oh rex, why can’t i quit you?
/not really gay…i don’t think.
Look out, KSK! There’s a new blog filled with cock jokes on the scene!
/gets off the stage
how a guy with a chicken blog stumbled his way onto this site i’ll never know.
@Rooster Shamblin
If you love and care about the well being of your myriad of chickens, DO NOT let the man in the above picture anywhere near your property. Because by the time he’s through with you your chicken coops will resemble Auschwitz.
That’s a lot of fucking chickens.
If the Pro Bowl is boring you;
and the ESPN blog is too dick-joke free for your tastes;
and you don’t care about chicken unless it’s in nugget form;
THEN
Learn football from Vince Lombardi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKN3rvrWyvg
/lombardi does not tolerate fuck ups
They should always mic Romo, so I can hear his voice crack more often.
http://roostershamblin.wordpress.com/ would you please spend a few minutes of your time and check out my new blog. I am a farmer who has been raising more than 50 breeds of chickens for forty years.
Holy God, Lazerface has 5 kids?
You better ask somebody, indeed.
Depends on what you call the Pro Bowl
sooo this is the pro bowl thread, right?
Rex Ryan tells us all that his team is No. 1.
Rex Ryan thinks the Pro Bowl is for pussies.
Colbert’s daughter is kinda hot, in a 16 year old, attn: FBI I’m not a predator sort of way
Jay-Z seems to have something in his ass…
The ESPN live blog was pretty much like ESPN: They spent the entire time talking about Brett Favre and ignoring everything else going on.
Someone needs to blow up a punter or I’m changing the channel.
Just when I thought I couldn’t like him anymore…THAT GUY!
Fuck that, Rex gave up on that lazy sack of ass.
Certified black man, my ass…
Going out in style.
Bestest coach ever.
Rex Ryan, moonlighting as Wes Sims’ conditioning coach.
You say there’s no dick jokes but there are rape jokes. You just have to look under the surface.
that espn liveblog sure is boring. no dick jokes at all.
I’m thinking I should have bet the over.
This guy, I call him the Linebacker!
There are three ways to do things:
1. the right way,
2. the wrong way
3. the Rex Ryan way (that’s the wrong way, only faster.)
OMAHA
Such a nice boy
Scratch that – Defensive effort != Pro Bowl
Effort != Pro Bowl
Asante Samuel on the first touchdown – apathetic play or the most apathetic play?
If I wanted to hear about what ESPNer’s thought I’d take a shit, fish that shit out of my toilet, stick that shit in the microwave for about 20 seconds, then cram that shit into my ears.
Typical Cowboys tackling.
All the ESPN bloggers are having a really bitchy liveblog over at ESPN. Lots of sniping going on between Seifert and Clayton.
http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/17397/nfl-nation-live-pro-bowl
Trying to tell Akers to miss the kick is futile. He’s Republican. He doesn’t listen to anyone, except Sarah Palin.
“My finger STILL smells like hooker shit!”
What’s my name? FUCK. YOU. That’s my name.
What’s that say on his shirt? Wide Guy? If so, that’s a little to on the ball.
That’s my Rexy.
Those titties are bigger than the ones I was sucking on last night. Am I right?
“Hey Boys, Pull my finger!!!”