It’s ovah! It’s ovah! I can’t believe it! OW-AH PRECIOUS DYNASTY HAS COME TO AN END!
You faggots out they-ah cannawt appreciate what you have just seen! Far the past fackin’ decade, ow-ah beloved footbawll Red Sawx were-ah the DAWNINANT FARCE in the fackin’ National Nawt Baseball League!
(loiters in Store 24)
But aftah wawtching two minutes of last Sunday’s game against those crab faggots from Baltimore-ah, it is clee-ah! THE PATS DYNASTY IS OVAH! I can’t believe it! We, the legendary fans of RED SOX CITY NATION, nevah thawt it would happen! And now, we ahhhh just anothah team that wins division titles regularly and goes to the playoffs! WE AHHH NAWT SPECIAL ANYMORE-AH! You cannot undahstand what that feels like! THIS ONE HIT US HAHHHHHD!
(sits on stoop, drinks 40)
But we Bawston fans ahhh SCHMUCKIN’ FAHHHHHT! You normal, average fans out they-ah thawt this Pats team was just as good as usual. But we knew bettah! We had a fifth sense about them! Even before-ah the team knew they sacked, WE KNEW THEY SACKED! That’s why we didn’t sell out that playawff game on Sunday! We had a sneaking suspicion this could be the end of an ERAH, so we knew to avoid watching it so we could tawk about why Terry Francona is a fackin’ bald cunt! BAWSTON FANS AHHH SMAHT ENOUGH TO STAY AWAY WHEN THEY KNOW THEY-AH IS NO HOPE! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
We knew. WE KNEW. We knew they were-ah done! Belichick? He’s old! He’s lost his fastbawll! I’ve wawtched Keith Foulke, so I know when fastbawlls ahhh lost! He’s ovah 55, and my special laws of sparts say coaches ovah 55 can’t win DICK! Even when they ahhh as white and shahhhhp as Billy B!
(cuts in line at bar)
And Tawmmy Brady? Done. DONE. He’s fackin’ done! When the last time he played well? 2007? THAT WAS, LIKE, FIVE YEE-AHS AGO! He’s 32! THIRTY FACKIN’ TWO! NO QB OVAH THRITY TWO HAS EVAH WON ANYTHING! AGAIN, I MADE THAT A RULE! NO ONE ELSE NOTICES THESE THINGS BUT ME!
Way-uh ahhh ow-ah blue chippahs?! Do you see any blue chippahs on this rawstah?! EXCEPT FAHHH FACKIN’ WELKAH?! I don’t! I see a cubbard that is BAY-AHHHH!!! We need to staht ovah! Bill Belichick has made too many moves that I now question in hindsight! WE COULD HAVE DRAFTED SHAWNNE FACKIN’ GREENE! I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT!
(walks across street despite DO NOT WALK SIGN, is almost hit by car, throws up hands in anger and gives driver menacing look)
Is it me, or would trading Tawmmy Brady for Big fackin’ Ben make A STAGGERING AMOUNT OF SENSE FAR BOTH TEAMS INVAWLVED?! Or am I crazy? Who would be against this? How could this fackin’ trade nawt go down?! I AM THE VP OF CAWMMON FACKIN’ SENSE! IF I WAS MADE GENERAL FACKIN MANAJAH OF EVERY NFL TEAM, EVERY TEAM WOULD WIN! NO ONE DENIES THIS! I HAVE A PLAYAWFF MANIFESTO THAT IS ACCURATE WHEN ADJUSTED ON A YEARLY BASIS!
(girlfriend is never seen without a Sox hat and ponytail)
This is just such a dahhhhk day! Dahhhkah than Derek Jetah’s blackie ancestahs! I remembah nawt watching the Pats as a kid. IN THOSE CLASSIC PAT PATRIOT UNIS, THE FINEST UNIS IN NFL HISTORY! We didn’t wawtch them back then, because the team knew they had to fight for-ah ow-ah loyalty! THAT’S WHAT MAKES BAWSTON FANS SPECIAL!
(gambles, loses, refuses to pay)
And now, they will have to prove themselves to us again! Because as fahhh as I can see, this team sacks! And I give up awn it! THE SIGNING OF ADRIAN BELTRE IS HUGELY UNDERRATED! IT’S A DEAL I WOULD HAVE MADE AGES AGO! You people bettah remembah these Pats! Bruschi! Vrabel! Troy Brown! You will nevah see a team like that again. And if you ahhhhn’t sad with us today, then YOU DON’T LOVE FOOTBAWLL!
YANKEES STILL SACK!
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Thank God! I’ve been waiting for this post all week.
The best parts of this feature are the actions in parentheses. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
Tawmee will just have to start rooting for the COwboys again. And it sounds like he and Simmons have the same manifesto.
You can hear the stampede of fans bolting from this team.
I can’t drink enough of this haterade…
we Bawston fans ahhh SCHMUCKIN’ FAHHHHHT!
fuck the heck?
I can’t believe it took until Wednesday for the bandwagon to clear-out…
Fuck if I cant read these in a voice other than Diamond Joe Quimbys.
“Ill take the nondescript briefcase, as opposed to the sack with the doll-ah sign.”
/smacks lips, looks like he’s thinking
Needs more arbitrary flexing of muscles, but otherwise highly delicious.
I liked the part where he made fun of Boston fans
Haterade? Naw man, this is fine whiskey. Better than Bushmills.
I laughed at (loiters in Store 24).
Jefferson Tardship is right about the parenthetical actions. The best part of this for me is seeing how many of them I can compare to stuff that happens at my college. That Store 24 one is great.
Tommy 40 oz of choice has to be Micky’s
hindsight? No fuckin way Tawmmy knows that word.
Is it me, or would trading Tawmmy Brady for Big fackin’ Ben make A STAGGERING AMOUNT OF SENSE FAR BOTH TEAMS INVAWLVED?! Or am I crazy? Who would be against this? How could this fackin’ trade nawt go down?! I AM THE VP OF CAWMMON FACKIN’ SENSE! IF I WAS MADE GENERAL FACKIN MANAJAH OF EVERY NFL TEAM, EVERY TEAM WOULD WIN! NO ONE DENIES THIS! I HAVE A PLAYAWFF MANIFESTO THAT IS ACCURATE WHEN ADJUSTED ON A YEARLY BASIS!
Ahhhh, looks like Tawmmy channeled Bill Simmons. Carry on….
Unfortunately Store 24 is now known as Tedeschi’s. Sad but true. The real end of an era.
Hey, don’t give sitting on a stoop while drinking a 40 to Bostonians. They don’t deserve it.
I for one look forward to the early 2010′s Pats looking like the early 1990′s Pats.
I HAVE A PLAYAWFF MANIFESTO THAT IS ACCURATE WHEN ADJUSTED ON A YEARLY BASIS!
And even then, not really.
/bets heavily against Simmons’ picks
“…we ahhhh just anothah team that wins division titles regularly and goes to the playoffs!”
So – basically – they’re now the AFC’s Eagles.
(walks across street despite DO NOT WALK SIGN, is almost hit by car, throws up hands in anger and gives driver menacing look)
(gambles, loses, refuses to pay)
I accept these as Bahstahn Gahspel.
Ahhhh, looks like Tawmmy channeled Bill Simmons. Carry on….
psst…Tawmy (damn near)= Bill Simmons. Carry on.
Upstate, you and me both. Dick McPherson can’t wait to coach his boys again…
@UU: Victor Kiam loved those early 90s team so much, he died.
THIS IS AWLL MAWSS’S FAULT!
@Nestminder…Tawmee isn’t quite as dumb as Simmons. But he is a bigger douche.
(gambles, loses, refuses to pay)
Gil is a Pats fan?
we Bawston fans ahhh SCHMUCKIN’ FAHHHHHT!
fuck the heck?
Fucking smart you schmuck fart.
(gambles, loses, refuses to pay)
Has anyone noticed that Tommy from Quinzee and Jay Cutler have never been photographed together?
New England is the new Dallas
@Slothrop…Just wait til Lisa Olson comes back to visit…
@Philly: Usually, I liken the Chargers to being the AFC’s Eagles. The Patriots actually won a ring or three before their decline.
This Kharacter is polluting the minds of the young folk. One of my daughters, while taking the GRE, ended one of her essays with “NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
/Looks like State next year
Tawmee has a girlfriend? No, this has to be satire.
Fucking smart you schmuck fart.
you should put that on a tshirt.
The idea of the Patriots becoming the AFC’s Eagles makes me squeal with childlike glee.
This loss proves that Welkah is the greatest receiver in the NFL, no team can win without Welkah!
Hey, I also remember not wathcing the Patriots as a kid. Can I join the BAWSTON FAITHFUL too? I can also make arbritrary rules that make me sound smart, and then completely ignore them when they are proven to be wrong.
Anything involving me sitting on a stoop sipping on a 40 oz sounds good to me.
I’m rooting for Lions or Cam Cameron Dolphins personally.
I’m always flabbergasted by you morons who wait for those “DON’T WALK” signs. I was out in California a few weeks ago walking around San Francisco and constantly stuck in groups of people standing around waiting for a light to tell them when to walk. THERE ARE NO CARS FOR MILES, JUST GO!!!
Walking out into traffic like a jackass is one thing but seriously… do people outside of pansy cities like San Fran really obey those stupid signs?
I love how Simmons brought up Shonn Greene as a guy the Pats overlooked. He was picked in the 3rd round…every team overlooked his ass. Oh, and you get points for the Keith Foulke reference. HE WAS OWA PAPELBAWN FROM 2004-2005ish!
You forgot to put it the part about how Edelman was the only one trying on Sunday. BECAUSE HE’S SO GRITTY.
/Yes, Simmons actually said that.
WE CAWL THA JUMP BAHL A TYREE NOW EVEN THO THAAT PAHSS WAAHSN’T A AHCTUAL JUMP BAHL.
@Philly, or the AFC East version of the Colts
I went to a bar to watch the Packers/Cardinals game Sunday (I’m in RI). Halfway through the first quarter, this guy comes into the bar saying that he was just at the Pats game, with the ticket to prove it. Apparently, he left halfway through the third quarter because he couldn’t watch the end of the game.
Fuck the Pats’ and their fair-weather, bandwagon jumping fans.
Not enough blaming of Randy Moss.
TVCS, thank God the package stores in RI are closed on Sunday or he would have missed the whole 1st quarter of that game.
+21 years and 40 million posts, Slothrop.
Actually, the Cowboys are (hopefully) the team to compare with the Pats. Won 3 Championships, then don’t win a playoff game for the next 13-14 years. In 10 years when the Pats get an undrafted “franchise” QB who’s dating an overweight Miley Cyrus, you’ll know the ineptitude is nearing its end.
“Way-uh ahhh ow-ah blue chippahs?! Do you see any blue chippahs on this rawstah?! EXCEPT FAHHH FACKIN’ WELKAH?! I don’t! I see a cubbard that is BAY-AHHHH!!! We need to staht ovah! Bill Belichick has made too many moves that I now question in hindsight! WE COULD HAVE DRAFTED SHAWNNE FACKIN’ GREENE! I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT!
(walks across street despite DO NOT WALK SIGN, is almost hit by car, throws up hands in anger and gives driver menacing look)
Is it me, or would trading Tawmmy Brady for Big fackin’ Ben make A STAGGERING AMOUNT OF SENSE FAR BOTH TEAMS INVAWLVED?! Or am I crazy? Who would be against this? How could this fackin’ trade nawt go down?! I AM THE VP OF CAWMMON FACKIN’ SENSE! IF I WAS MADE GENERAL FACKIN MANAJAH OF EVERY NFL TEAM, EVERY TEAM WOULD WIN! NO ONE DENIES THIS! I HAVE A PLAYAWFF MANIFESTO THAT IS ACCURATE WHEN ADJUSTED ON A YEARLY BASIS!”
Classic. The thinly-veiled digs at Simmons will never get old.
But Tahm Fackin Braydee won Comeback Playah of the Yea-ah. Next yee-ah the Pats will be the Cahmback TEEEEM of the yee-ah! Mawk it down you Fackin Facks.
The subtle Simmons digs are always my favorite part of these. Although this was less subtle than most.
@UU: but of course Tawwmy only imbibes from the finest Mickey’s 40 ounce containers. When asked to provide some insight into his choice of malt liquor, he simply replied “That-ah crooked eye swill is faaah-ah thah dahhhkies.” And so you have it.
@Bobman: fuckin tourists here in NYC do the same shit. It’s 10 degrees outside with no cars coming and they’re waiting for the light to confirm that it’s OK to walk. This is why I’ve taken to walking down 6th Avenue with razor blades attached to my elbows. Those blades right there? I CALL EM CROWD MOVERS.
This is just such a dahhhhk day! Dahhhkah than Derek Jetah’s blackie ancestahs!
This is where I lost it. Expected, but still played perfectly. Sad part is, the one Pats fan (read: bandwagon jumper) I can occasionally talk to without succumbing to the overwhelming need to punch them in the face is spouting this exact same end-of-an-era shit and how they can’t watch football again. Urge…to kill….rising….
j4b, plus Micky is the name of at least 3 of Tommy’s cousins.
/S.t. crooked I was my malt liquor of choice back in college
Tawmmy is Simmons. Simmons is Tawmmy. Tawmmy is a man?!?
/Plays Crying Game single
/Plunges Face
/Checks to see status of Massachusetts marriage laws.
Has anyone else noticed that guy like 10 rows behind Tawmmy, who’s raising his arms in the exact same fashion?
I’m trying to figure out what kind of jersey he’s wearing, because I don’t think it’s a Pats jersey.
Any thoughts?
No one has ever left a game where their team was losing before the end outside of Boston! What a typical Boston band wagon jumper!
I really loved that during Simmons’s podcast this week, he and Sal talked about how Simmons’s friends back in New England who went to the game noticed that there were a lot of no-shows and less traffic than normal. He attributed it to the Pats “fans” knowing this team wasn’t going to win it all.
That should pretty much put the nail in the coffin on any argument against Pat fans being total bandwagoners. ITS A FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME, YOU FUCKING MOOKS.
@Nathan Hale
I think it looks like a Steelers Jersey, just for the fact that I see several yellow and gold knit hats as well.
Every time I hear someone bemoaning the Pats, which is way too often in these parts, I immediately think of Tawmmy. Thanks Drew, you’ve burned this image into my brain forever.
By the way, bandwagon fans leaving would be the best thing to happen to the Pats. Someone asked me who “Tippett” was this weekend at the game. It was that moment that I decided to give up defending the few remaining actual Patriots fans. Lost friggin cause.
I still only read Tawmee as Matt Damon from Dapahhted or Good Will Hunting.
Ah- the parenthetical stage directions remain the best part of these posts but your refusal to include the dropkick murphy’s as a soundtrack to Tawmmee’s musings continues to baffle me.
Oh, and before anyone mistakes me for one of those Pats fans who comes on here and does the whole, “Its true, we’re so lame!” shit, please know that I hate everyone of you and that I hope you die in houseboat fires. Also, The PATS AH GOING TO DRAFT RILEY COOPAH AND JOHDAN SHIPLEY AND HAVE THE WHITEST MOST GRITTY FACKIN RECEIVAH CO-AH EVAH in 2010! STRAIGHT THE SUPAH BOWL! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
dm72, the black and gold knit hats could be Bruins hats.
“Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!”
*ahem. I meant straight TO the superbowl in the second to last “sentence.”
Go fuck yourselves,
-Chazz
@ Nathan Hale
Looks like Steelers or Skins #20 or 80
@Nathan Hale
The file name is “0201021P RAIDERS V PATRIOTS X”, but the gold and black knitted caps do seem a tad out of place if it’s really Oakland v/s New England.
@ Upstate: Can’t be Bruins hats…the Bawstahn fans only support true champeens. And Chazz, if the Pats load up on white WRs in the draft, Revis will love having 2 extra weeks off every year…
@dm, jamaican
It does look like Steelers or Skins, or possibly even Browns. I definitely don’t think it’s a Raiders or Pats jersey.
This could be one of the great unsolved mysteries: why would a non-Pats or Raiders fan pay big money to go and sit in the snow at one of the NFL’s historically shitty stadiums? And what are they so excited about if their team isn’t playing?
@ Nathan – Looks like a BC jersey.
@Ghosts: Yeah, well…..
/Fuck. Revis is really really good… and has an awesome nickname. I’ve got nothing.
You’d think “regularly” would come out sounding like Tom Brokaw, but instead it comes it out all Brian Williams.
@Nathan Hale
It could be a Gino Cappelletti throwback jersey.
dm72, the black and gold knit hats could be Bruins hats.
Bwahahaha, please tell me you typed that with a straight face.
@289, I forgot the “sarcasm” tag
The non-sell out might be the best thing that has happened to the Pats in recent years. The crowd seemed to be getting less and less rowdy each year and hopefully the crashing/burning of the bandwagon and numerous fans will allow for the real fans to get tickets again.
I’m glad that the bandwagon is disbanding, it makes being a real fan feel that much better.
@NathanHale Pretty sure that is a Redskins Jersey a few rows back of Tawmmy doin the “we are the Champs” pose, like our beloved Tawmmy-Boy. Long may he swill and cuss.
It’s not a Steelers jersey, the pic was taken at the Tuck Rule Game. The yellow is actually Bruins gear because the Bruins were on the way to their first division title in a decade and the Pats hadn’t established the bandwagon enough yet to have winter gear.
Against the walk signs? It must be a west coast thing. I never got a second look in the northeast for doing it as I was usually just going with the flow anyway. In San Diego last fall crowds froze when I went around them to cross and the looks of horror on the other side as they quickly scanned both ways to see if I’d survive the crossing.
While this is good.
[www.gettyimages.com]
These guys need names.
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289, the picture says the one on the left is TJ Schmitz, I’ll call him Bitch Tits Schmitz
@ 289
I’d bet my life that that 1998 edition Patriots fan was from New Hampshire. He’s clearly perfected the white trash look that is so beloved there.
WE MUST TRADE MAWSS FOR AWSTIN FACKIN’ CAWLIE! GET THOSE INDIANAPOLIS FAGGOTS ON THE PHONE!
“Far the past fackin’ decade, ow-ah beloved footbawll Red Sawx were-ah the DAWNINANT FARCE in the fackin’ National Nawt Baseball League!”
I do believe that is my new favorite Tawmmy line, narrowly supplanting the classic “darker than the darkest darkie that evah robbed a liquor store.”
@ LaFavre’s Next Drink-
I thought it was a BC jersey too after Natan Hale asked. Who knows? The Calgary Stampeders won the Grey Cup about a month before the Tuck Rule Game and the colors match. No better bandwagon team than them.
@Pigs:
Agree wholeheartedly.
/pain is softened due to Ravens being another team I like
//hopes Colts get demolished in similar fashion
///when do we get a Colts character like good ol’ Tawmee from Quinzee?
I might need to start reading Simmons again just so I can catch the subtle digs at him.
…Naaaahhhh
crab faggots
Awesome.
“I remembah nawt watching the Pats as a kid.”
BINGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully with the Pats being mediocre again, these posts will be less common.
Who the fuck am I kidding.
@nathan hale, jamaican
It is logically impossible that it’s a Skins jersey. I defy you to find anyone who bought a Chad Morton, Skip Hicks, or Justin Tryon Redskins jersey.
Seriously, Tawmmy posts are nothing but Simmons with his native accent. Pretty soon he’ll be calling for Belichick to retire and for the Pats to trade Brady.
Give it about a year or two. He’ll be playing for the Raiders in no time.
When did Simmons say all this new material? podcasts? I can barely stand his columns so I’m not touching a podcast (that voice!). Also, let this be another plea to Drew to lay out the Simmons columns PK style each week. I could get all the enjoyment of mocking him without giving him the page hits. It sickens me how popular he is and I would hate to think I’m contributing.
What Pats fan would ever want Big Ben over Brady? This is the first time this hasn’t felt authentic. For shame.
fastest unloading of a bandwagon?
Please cite.
I mean, I was at the game, and they deserved to be booed. However, next year they will be right back at the top of the league.
re: crossing against DON’T WALK signs, East/West coastal thing
A few years ago I was showing my cousins from Seattle around the Georgetown neighborhood of DC on a Sunday afternoon, when it’s as busy as a small town. They acted like I was crazy for crossing the narrow streets that cross M St. against the lights.
Does anyone else think the Pats fans will become equally irritating in a different way if their team’s dynasty really is over with? You know, just by comparing every other good team to the Pats teams of the 00s forever and ever until the end of time?
YOU FACKIN’ SAN DIEGO FAGGOTS MAY HAVE A DECENT TEAM THIS YEE-AH, BUT THE CHAHHHHJAHS AHH NOTHIN’ COMPAYUHED TO THE FACKIN’ PATS JUGGAHNAWT OF THE OH-OHS! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!
sadly alot of this is true. ive heard everything from “belichick has lost it” to “i miss cassel, he’s better than brady”. dumbfucks.
monkey business needs to calm down, he’s talking just as crazy as the new england bandwagoners. dont forget that the chargers are gonna beat the colts, like always.
@TBBJ: I would think a nice ’18-1′ reset would shut any such Pats fan right the hell up. The Giant Snatch saved the world from douchebaggery Mercury Morris only dreams of.
/DIAF Mercury
With one minute left on the clock, the fact that we seemed to be in a stadium full of Ravens fans totally sucked. But we stayed… bitter end, bitter end
@ Slothrop
Even a dolphins fan can agree with this. Please Mercury, give it a rest.
/mom was 3 in 1972
//only glad for 18-1 so I could run around my college campus screaming it.
///why yes, I am an asshole.
This made my FUCKING day. I WON’T DENY THIS!
@ deeznutz
This post was simmons’ podcast nearly word for word.
Which is what makes it so fucking fantastic.
Tawmee honey, there’s a Mister George Blanda on the phone who would like to have a word with you about 32 being too old to be a quarterback.
/QB until 43 and older than Count Al by two years…
However, next year they will be right back at the top of the league.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/takes deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/wipes away tears and cleans soda from keyboard and screen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
HA
Wow, that was hilarious. Tell us another.
The guy behind Tawmmy is wearing a #20 Doug Flutie BC jersey, I’m positive. They still sell them in the bookstore. FLUTIE WAS THE ORIGINAL WELKAH!
Whoops, its 20, not 22. Carry on.
Dahhhkah than Derek Jetah’s blackie ancestahs!
Oh God please make the laughing stop
And Crab Faggots, I think, is a restaurant in S.F.
well it should be then
(gambles, loses, refuses to pay)
So Awesome
As a Bears fan, I wish we could travel back in time to see Tawmee’s response to Super Bowl 20. Craig James is so facking gritty. Why do I feel like that was the single most significant event of his childhood?
“However, next year they will be right back at the top of the league.”
You’re joking, right? More “this year was a fluke” bullshit.
“Crab faggots” Perfect description of Baltimorons.
\was in shock from the first play
\\not happy at all with the losing
\\\REALLY not happy with Kraft chatting up Urbie Tuesday night.
Simmons is not, nor has he ever been, spokesman for Patriots fans. He knows nothing about football.
I have no love for the Ravens, but I spent much of the summer listening to Red Sox fans refer to Camden Yards as “Fenway South,” so justice has been served by this result.
@concrete cyanide
doug flutie was number 22
The #20 BC jersey is Gerard Phelan
That loss nevah would have happened if Bill Belichick were-ah still alive!
/pounds 40 of Mickey’s
//waits for pitchers and catchers to report
Ha ha ha your vitriol is like oxygen to me. You’re all just jealous. No one denies this.
That was delicious…I’ll take seconds please.
The-ahh Erahr was Owwuhz!
fastest unloading of a bandwagon?
Please cite.
This is why deeznutz amuses me. He apparently can toss out broad and vague assertions about other fanbases casually, but if someone dares say anything about the Pats, they better prepare to attach a couple dozen footnotes.
being from MA, and suffering through a childhood of Tony Eason, Hugh Millen, Tommy Hodson, Vincent Brown, Hart Lee Dykes, et al….I can still appreciate this—Tawmmy from Quinzee is probably my favorite besides Marmalard….but the “Pats fans didn’t exist until 01/02″ thing is a bit played out/untrue–I watched every shit bag game (that wasn’t blacked out) growing up and most Boston fans did…this reminds me of an old game I used to play with my friends who were Yanks fans asking them to name 5 pre-Jeter Yanks (1980 on), spotting them a Willie Randolph/Dave Winfield–same shit, different team, just making fun of bandwagon fans isn’t new