Yeah, Jack! Yeah, it’s official! WE GOT COOCH SHANAHAN! That’s right! The Mastermind! Noo, it just happened TODEE! They just hired him todee! I’m not lying! Would I lie to you with the basketball jersey on? WE’RE TALKIN’ SKINS HERE!
Well, if I were you, I’d cancel our golfing trip to Hilton Head this year. We’re gonna have to start getting riddy for Super Bowl Sundee 2011! WE GOT COOCH MASTERMIND! I haven’t been this excited since I got a table at Cheesecake Factory with only a 20-minute wait! SEE YOU AT CHURCH!
I want more like this!
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