MY BOY ROMO IS A GODDAMN STAR! THAT MINDBLOWING PICK TO LEBER WAS JUST A MESSAGE TO ME TO SLICE YOU INTO BITE-SIZE CHUNKS AND SHIP THEM TO THE STARVING HAITIANS!
YOU KNOW FOX PUT FAVRE UP TO THIS! THIS WAS RIGHTFULLY ROMO’S CHANCE TO WHORE FOR THE NETWORK! NOW WE’RE STUCK WITH DIET PEPSI MAX!
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tony romo: the second coming of danny white.
the year after tony romo retires due to too many concussions, and they carry double j feet first out the door cuz he vapor locked in grief, that’ll be the year the schmucks get their 6th lombardi trophy.
and not one fucking moment sooner.
geaux saints, geaux. being right there by the quarter, it’s ok to sodomize brittfar on nat’l tv.
What exactly did you people see that would cause you to think Wade Phillips should be fired? Do you suppose he told his o-line before the game that rape was inevitable so they might as well sit back and enjoy it?
Now in San Diego, where Norv onside kicked with one timeout plus the two-minute warning remaining, I can see calling out the coach. Somehow I don’t think Rex Ryan goes for it on 4th down from his own 30.
As of halftime, I started getting calls from everyone I knew looking forward to the inevitable Wade and Jerry dialogue. It will honestly be the highlight of my week. Between that and Rex Ryan actually being the KSKharacter we know and love, things are good right now.
As any Packers fan will tell you, that win wasn’t surprising. Favre usually does pretty well in his first playoff game. It’s the second one that he absolutely kills you.
When was the last time he won his second playoff game? I’ll give you some clues: John Elway was still the QB who couldn’t win a ring, Terrell Davis was the best RB in the league, Shanahan was still a genius, Mike Holmgren hadn’t gotten fat enough all-out walrus mode, and Mark Chmura was thinking it would be a good idea to do some partying.
Just some food for though there Drew.
@gnar Rumors that Cowher has his eyes on the Giants job.
YEEEHAAWWW!
It has been a painful and heart wrenching day for me. Not because my beloved Chargers stunk up Mission Valley like a dozen smelting plants with a hand full of sewage treatment facilities thrown in for good measure, but the Dallas/Vikes game.
I failed to look at the big picture before hand, and as a result was subjected to an array of emotions it would have been better for someone as frail as myself to avoid.
The desire to see this ego pig Favre get killed, somehow overshadowed the knowledge that T Romo was, and is a choke artist. That Wade should be an elementary school crossing guard, and Jerry Jones should always be allowed just enough hope that it hurts the most when it’s yanked away, a very delicate balance that will keep him thinking that “this year is the year”, every year; Lucy pulling the ball back from charlie Brown’s kicking attempt.
No, the only outcome that would have been satisfactory for me? Some douchebag third stringer one upping Gilbert Arenas and wandering BOTH locker rooms at half time on full auto.
Go Saints!!!
Thanks Dan that is awesome. It looks like a horror movie where the killer is standing behind their next helpless victim.
@ least Romo can find solace in all the awesome Starter gear he gets from his endorsement deal.
Goddamn, Jerrah looked like he wanted to murder Wade’s soul.
@ Karl — check out deadspin — All he lacked was a gun placed to the back of his head — I’m sure that will come tonight/tomorrow
Bye, Fatbody
Hope this game puts to rest the “Jason Garrett is a hot OC right now.”
His running game was eating them up and Witten was doing his inexplicable “slow white guy always gets open somehow” trick and he still couldn’t leverage that beyond 3 points.
Inexcusible, as is making Jimmy frickin Kennedy look like an all-pro.
I hope someone got a screen cap of Double J standing behind Wade and staring him down. That was classic.
PK gonna get/give some tongiht
Sooooo? Cowher next year?
Better get cha popcorn ready.
Oh wait…
Oh Minnesota, you are so exquisitely set up for an epic beating next week. Thanks for getting rid of the Cowboys though.
Wade is GONE.
WTF was up with JJ going out to midfield after the game for the congratulations? Isn’t the coach supposed to do that? Oh, that’s right, that position is vacant.