So, yeah. Pete Carroll made a Funny or Die video ostensibly about leaving USC for the Seahawks (for a charitable purpose). As a Seahawks fan, my knee-jerk reaction was a cross between fury and eye-rolling… but there are actually a couple laughs in here. I like Rob Riggle and that girl from “Parks and Recreation” who isn’t Rashida Jones, and even Carroll has some okay comic timing. I just hope he’s better at coaching than acting.
Oh God. He’s going to suck, isn’t he?
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Is this decision worse for PC or the Seachickens?
Yeah!! We got Pete Carroll! We’re one C.J. Spiller away from the championship!
/Quarterback, Schmuarterback
//6-10 season. In the NFC west. Oof.
Can’t be much worse than the last two years right????
@tafka
ah-fucking-greed.
This is going to be a long offseason Uff.
+1 CC
So… is that his house, or his girlfriend’s townhouse?
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Whiniest winners ever.
“Oh God. He’s going to suck, isn’t he?”
But Dana (Jabba) Jacobson wants to remind people that he had a winning record as a coach in the NFL! …even though her idea of a winning record is 31-33 (must’ve forgotten that year he went 4-12 with the Jets! OOPSIE!) Also, when he joined the Pats he took over a squad put together by Bill Parcells and couldn’t maintain the team (10-6, 9-7, 8-8).
So to answer your question: OH YEAH!
I wonder if the Pacific Northwest will be able to take the LA out of Pistol Pete.
To be fair, Tomlin did unleash Hell. So he’s got that going for him.
@Endorsed – I do believe you are correct. Buffalo fans, SQUEEL LAAK A PEEEEGGGG!!!
@Tracer – who don’t like Rashida Jones?! That’s the 2nd best thing Quincy Jones ever did!
Wait, does that mean you DON’T like Rashida Jones? I believe I left my ass-kickin’ boots around here somewhere.
yah but what team does Falco pull for?
@ Reggie – Buffalo’s Buddy Nix and Chan Gailey are auditioning for a remake of Deliverance. Bills fans will play the part of Ned Beatty
@MB
Flubby supports the Edmonton Eskimos, while PUNTE backs the Calgary Stampeders. Boy do they have quite the rivalry, I tell you what.
“Is that a real no, or a Brett Favre real no?’
i’d be more than happy to give you jason garrett to be your offensive coordinator. i’d even throw in roy williams.
Oh God. He’s going to suck, isn’t he?
How many coaches starting out a new job would do this? Mike Tomlin is Omar Epps’ long, lost twin and he wouldn’t do it when he signed on to coach the Steelers. Sean Payton looks like Frankie Muniz at age 50 (Muniz is 40 otoh) and he wouldn’t do it it at all. Hell, Wade Phillips is a perfect replica of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and he’s not doing any parody videos!
Not a good omen.
Ha ha, those fart noises get me every time.
Are you jacked and pumped?
Daughter’s hot. Pictures please
It is always weird when more people you know get really famous. Hopefully some day I can be in a video with Jim Schwartz and Stephen Colbert.
PUNTE– Bengals fan
flubby– Raiders fan lol
Love the “err durr” look on his face in the screen cap above. I’m betting that look of idiotic confusion mixed with panic will be seen in nightmares throughout the Northwest this fall.
On the bright side he’ll probobly invite celebrties over to practice.
Something tells me Sir Mix-A-Lot and Bill Gates are not going to be quite as inspiring as Will Ferrell and Snoop Dogg …
This is most Seahawk P.R. since the fans ball bagging about the Super Bowl officiating.
I would love nothing more to see Brian Russell run full speed and then bounce off of people again.
According to ESPN, the Seahawks (Pete Carroll) are bringing in DB Brian Russell for a workout tomorrow. They expect to sign him to a 3 year contract.
aubrey plaza is FINE.
The question is, will he whine as much as Holmgren about officiating? I think not, he’s too happy go lucky for that. So that’s an upgrade.
The players might get jealous when he takes all the cheerleaders for his own harem though….
Okay, so, UM is a Redskins fan, Cpt. Caveman is a Seahawks fan, Drew is a Vikings fan, and Ape is a Steelers fan.
So who do flubby and Punte root for?
Also, that was kind of funny.
Well, I guess they could’ve hired Urban Meyer and drafted Tim Tebow, allowing all of us to witness a shitty college offensive scheme that would make the Spurrier Era in Washington look acceptable.
On the one hand, he’s a PAC-10 guy, so his offense is probably worth 3 or 4 wins. Other the other hand, he’s a PAC-10 guy, so his defense is probably worth 12 or 13 losses.
On the bright side he’ll probobly invite celebrties over to practice.
Sorry in advance for the three years of pain you’re about to endure, Uff.
whatever happened to richie kotite?
or Jim Zorn
Could be worse, the Seahawks could have hired Chan Gailey.
No more so than with the Jets after Marinos spike.
Yes, yes he is.