Needs more John Fourcade…
01.22.10One thing I love about the NFL playoffs is that it inspires sincere, yet misguided, fans to produce YouTube videos that 1) are absolute comedy gold; and 2) make my job easier. Today “leewilliamsinthedell” tells us who’s gonna win dat Super Bowl (SPOILER ALERT: dem Saints is). So sit back and allow me to breakdown this 21st century minstrel show.
0:09 – Chill coat, brah. What is that, faux ocelot?
0:15 – If you’re above the age of 25 and still keep Jaegermeister in your freezer, you probably ought to question the direction in which your life is headed.
0:19 – There is a zero percent chance this guy’s favorite player is someone other than Jeremy Shockey.
0:22 – Popeye’s fried chicken– perhaps I’ve judged this guy too harshly.
0:38 – Hokie Gajan: coolest name in the world or coolest name in the universe?
0:44 – Oh hey, gun show in New Orleans this week– corner of Rampart & Dumaine.
0:50 – Wait, did he just hope for the Saints to take the opening kickoff back for a– touchback?
0:57 – Just when I thought they weren’t going to bust out the running man—BOOM! They bust out the running man.
1:14 – You know your team isn’t steeped in playoff history when your defining highlight is a muffed punt by Az Hakim.
1:33 – Brian Milne restores a man’s faith in the almighty.
1:42 - He would have thrown some love the o-line’s way, but it’s a bitch thinking of something that rhymes with “Stinchcomb”.
1:47 – Dissecting a frog? That’s some Cajun on Cajun violence right there.
2:03 – More memorable moments in Saints history: Steve Gleason blocks a punt during the “Domecoming” win over the Falcons after Katrina. I bet that guy is a hero in New Orleans and would never volunteer something as degrading as getting tasered by the local sheriff. Wait, he did? Whoopsie doodle.
2:28 – Enough with the context-less highlights, please.
2:40 – So watching the Super Bowl at Cajun Mike’s is preferable to actually attending the game in person? I call bullshit. Unless he’s talking about the 2012 Super Bowl in Indianapolis—in which case I wholeheartedly agree.
2:48 – Damn, Zack Galifianakis has got some moves, yall.
Wow, that was a piece of work. Dreadlock Do the Shoe guy better step up his game.
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Oh, and by the way, living down here in New Orleans means that watching the Superbowl with your friends at your favorite bar (namely, Cajun Mike’s) is INDEED preferrable than seeing it in person. I could say mean and ugly about you like you have done to my friend Lee, but that’s not how we roll down here in NOLA.
OBVIOUSLY, you guys don’t get that Lee is INTENDING to be funny and cheesy. And, by the way, New Orleans culture allows for persons of any age to keep multiple alcoholic spirits in one’s freezer.
Hey, Taco. While Cajun Mike’s happens to be located right off Canal…it’s by FAR not a tourist place. Some good friends of mine used to own it and it was mostly locals and regulars. I will have to admit, it may have gotten a little touristy the last time LSU was in the National Championship in New Orleans…
I live in the city and I too would pass up SuperBowl tickets to watch it here in New Orleans (not at some faggy tourist place like Cajun Mike’s though). Riots in the streets and more looting than post Katrina? Sign me up.
I can’t stop thinking about how much funnier this would be as a Bob Odenkirk parody.
I didn’t expect Reggie Bush’s Pimp to have such long hair. Nice video brah!
Hey I’m all affaires dans l’avant, partie dans le dos.
Star wipes would have been good but kangaroo screen wipes would have been outstanding.
That’s an Archie (+) jersey, not Shockey. Needs another 8 for Jeremy’ s number.
“leewilliamsinthedell”? I can only imagine that “thedell” refers to the magical part of the world known as Slidell, Louisiana. I worked there this summer. This does NOT surprise me. I think they put meth in the drinking water there.
Oh, Louisiana. Proud (?) to call it home…
/yeah, on balance, proud
//of NOLA, anyway
///whodat!
New Orleans:Guys named Big Daddy::New Orleans:Guys named Regular Daddy.
New Orleans:Guys named Cajun Mike::Boston:Guys named Sully, yes?
And…if I could explain the fact that the Hakim muff has been our defining moment in the playoffs…
The Saints had been to a couple of playoff games by that time. Lost ‘em all. We were playing the Rams (obviously) when they were the Greatest Show on Turf (they also happened to be in our division at that time). The Saints demolished the Rams for the entire game.
31-7 in the fourth quarter.
And then…and then. In typical Saints fashion, we watched them start to blow it. 31-14. 31-21. 31-28. We were punting (again) and we just KNEW the Rams were going to win. But! “Hakim dropped the ball! Hakim dropped the ball!”
Our very first playoff win in Saints history. And against the Rams.
It was HUGE.
pure piss
The Prince one is a joke, right? I mean, someone pulled the wool over the eyes of the Vikings and the local media…’cause there’s no way Prince can be responsible for that, is there? Jeebus…
I know this will surprise y’all…but I know the guy who did the video. I received it by e-mail just a couple of days ago. I have no defense…other than he’s actually a pretty fun guy.
Also? If I couldn’t go to the actual SuperBowl, I would definitely want to watch the game at Cajun Mike’s – a seriously rawking hole-in-the-wall bar that has given me many hangovers…
Also, Jaegermeister is a pancake topping in New Orleans.
Prince song > this guy for the mega-jinx.
@ Pirate – I thought Prince was a Vikings fan.
1.) I love how he throws the goosestep into the running man, common mistake
2.) Whoever did the Pop-eyes ink should be banned from the practice.
3.) Way to mega-jinx your team jackass
The coat is actually nutria. I wish Fat Jesus had done the cabbage patch…that would have defined gritty
Move over 85 Bears, baby!
I didn’t expect Reggie Bush’s Pimp to have such long hair. Nice video brah!
You have to admit, it’s catchy.
Aw, y’all are just jealous! I’ll be sure to think of KSK when I’m in the ‘Dome (it’s Super!) this weekend. Well, maybe not, but I’ll definitely be sure to get some pix of Saints Gal if I see her.
/excited
//just peed a little
Awesome shoutout to John Fourcade – he’s a cool guy. Did you know he has played for more teams in more leagues than anyone in football history?
catchy tune.. but in the interest of proper grammar shouldn’t it be “dem saints ARE”? seriously though, it’s much less annoying than the fat humps or the prince song.
I thought prince only played basketball?
/Charlie Murphy’d
Hokie Gajan sounds like if you piss him off he is liable to go Super Saiyan and drop a Spirit Bomb on your ass.
I don’t know what’s funnier… The Zack Galifianakis look-alike, or that the meth tag has another entry.
Cajun Boy’s got some moves.
He really could’ve made it look more professional with star wipes.
Wow. I got nothing to defend this with.
Your move, great state of Minnesota.
Wait. It gets worse.
http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/sports/prince-reveals-song-for-vikings-saints-game