No, I’m not talking about Kaeding’s Wikipedia entry that was altered to say he attempted suicide. I’m talking about this animated GIF here. Look at that stare. That’s the look of a man who’s far, far away from the boos that will rain down on him forever more.
I know that look. I’ve seen it before. Kaeding has a spiritual forefather on the Internet:
The only difference is Cupcake Dog is housebroken, so he’s less likely to shit the bed.
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The jet are going to put them in their HOF
I didn’t get to watch the game because I was in Panama but I saw two groups of leather-tanned, Hawaiian shirt-wearing gringos who looked like they just found out UCLA was gonna hire another darkie to coach them and I just KNEW
//glad we don’t have to face the Chargers in the Conference Championships
//hi-fives Monkey Business
//wipes grease off hands after hi-fiving Monkey Business
@Nate Newtons van
Monkey Buisness couldn’t catch a 45 yard pass. He’s too busy eating and beating off to film of Pey-Pey. Fat Hump
he looks stoned
@Ron Mexico’s pet wildcat
Jefferson died of dysentery. I figured it was appropriate (if obscure).
@EastEndClam
Sure. “OH CHILD, IT LOOKED LIKE A BABY ARM! And it’s RED!”
Can’t wait for the Bears to make the make-or-break push to hire Norv to be the new OC.
That dog is fucking awesome.
Never trust your kicker to win the game for you. That’s why you go for it on 4th and 1 from your opponents 36 fucking yard line. I love that Marty Shottenheimer got fired for essentially doing the same thing and Norv just got a 3 year extension.
Why Kaeding missed those kicks is obvious.
Rex Ryan is so massive, his own gravitational pull messed up the kicker’s trajectory.
Note that the Bengals kicker miss each time in the Wild Card match.
Didn’t he also miss the game winning fg the previous time SD and Jets met in the playoffs?
Nate wishes he could kick like Flozell Adams.
Thomas Jefferson? Slave banging reference?
My comments aren’t going through on the Fat Humps thread, and I have so much hate to share.
Why can’t they teach Scifres to place kick? He’d blast FGs from the other end zone. Dempsey’s half foot stands no chance against Scifres Leg Blast.
Kickers may indeed suck, but I bet that just about everyone who posts here could catch a 45 yard pass but not one of us could make a 45 yard field goal. It’s the great paradox of place-kicking: So easy, almost nobody can do it.
That loss is all on Norv. Hey Norv, remember your army of freakishly tall receivers? How ’bout you give them a shot? You know, as opposed to your shitty run game?
On an unrelated note, has anyone noted that Urban Meyer and Peter North are apparantly twin brothers?
I remember the first time I saw cup cake dog and thinking, damn, you’re a dog. Kill the cupcake dominitrix bitch, eat the cookies, and then kill your owners. You’re a dog, don’t take that shit.
/I also provide pornographic dialogue for all TV commercials
//Not much of a life
@TankGal
Pictures please
Blaming Kaeding for that loss is a cheap excuse. One of the FGs was the equivalent of a hail mary, so really its just two bad misses you’re talking about. That’s bad, but it happens. You want to go to the Super Bowl? How about your D tries stopping Shonn Greene from making that 50+ yard run, or Laserface tries making a throw before the final 3 minutes.
He looks like Cupcake Dog had an ass baby with the Great Gazoo.
/does it have to be an ass baby?
//yes.
///why not a regular baby?
////it’s an ass baby.
Can I haz moutheyez?
+1 Otto.
Kaeding looks like he is wearing S Tasker’s anti-concussion helmet.
Now he’ll probably travel to Vietnam and kick field goals for money with a gun to his head, Deer Hunter-style.
Can you believe the eye discipline that dog has?
That’s the 1,000 yard stare. All field Marines have it (and shitty kickers too).
As a Raiders fan, all I have to say is…
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
I have no particular love for the Jets, but that was just fun to watch.
As an Iowa City native, I am here to ask, as a Hawkeye fan, that you all take it easy on our Nate. That guy made so many clutch kicks for the Hawkeyes, that it is unthinkable this could happen to him.
Then again, he went to West High, so fuck him. CITY HIGH LITTLE HAWKS FTW! TROJANS BREAK UNDER PRESSURE! BOOSH!
I’d say Nate was in his happy place… but Shooter McGavin is probably banging his girl there, too.
Please don’t ever post this Satan-dog again.
As it is, that dog will haunt my nightmares for weeks to come.
EYE OF THE TIGER ROCK!
I’d think it would be important to note that Kaeding’s wikipedia article said that he tried to hang himself, “but failed when he tried to kick the chair out from under him and whiffed.”
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
Thomas Jefferson wasn’t number 2…
That dog has sufficiently creeped me the fuck out and it’s only 5:00am.
Jets still blow ass
I suck at Photoshop, so can someone put the dog’s mouth into Kaeding’s eyes? It would just be…..interesting, that’s all.
I think that look means he knew what Shawn Merriman was going to do to him in the locker room afterwards.
The Marines call that the 1,000 yard stare. Or, in Nick’s case, I guess it’s a 44.3 yard stare (average miss).
He gets a pass for missing the 57 yarder, but no excuse for the 36 and 40 yard misses.
Stains Kaeding: nice work.
Hahaha, +1 Otto.
he still hasn’t quite achieved Gary Andersen status…maybe next year (if he’s still alive)
I’ll take Cupcake Dog, but every time I see Kaeding I always think of the Great Gazoo.
Nice kick, dum-dum!
Thomas Jefferson?
Too fuckin funny.
He out-Suisham’d Suisham!
Fucking miss 3 all goddamn year and then decides in the most important game of the FUCKING year, he didn’t just shit the bed, he went Thomas Jefferson on it. Fuck him. Fuck his foot. And fuck these Jets underwear that I have to wear because he couldn’t be 66%.
he looks like a stoned, retarded version of cupcake dog.
God. I really have no feelings about the Chargers one way or another, but everytime I see this guy’s face, I just want to punch it. It’s kind of like a gag reflex, only with my fists.
Should have included a “dogs with creepy human eyes” tag. Same thing if the Obama dog ever makes an appearance.