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"LOLNFL: Wildcard Weekend"
He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Finally some good dirty sanchez pics.
The Jets killed Kenny. Those bastards.
i was going to find a video of some old men kissing to share with everyone but google search results are always better:
you Gay Mafia fellas sure are some greased up, hood ornament on a pride float, sassy bitches!
A Space Balls AND a South Park reference? Hell Yes! This makes up for the Cowboy’s winning.
/Actually Lying. Nothing makes up for the Double Jay coming out on top
//Not even a Pats smack-down of epic proportion.
“Now THAT’S how you masterbate the ball down the feel!”
Lone-Star-State Dark Helmet always has coffee when he’s watching football.
Wow…pulled out all the stops for the playoffs.
I bet he gives great helmet. Because he’s a Cowboys fan. That makes him gay, you see.
When will then be now?
Cowboys Stadium is the NFL equivalent to SpaceBall One.
I didn’t even need to see the rest. You had me at “assholes”
I had no idea Jake Gyllenhaal was a Jets fan.
Yavo Lord Helmet…
Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
@ Rowdy Roddy Peeper
if JONES=SKROOB then Wade must be Pizza the Hut. It’s going to be so tragic when President JJ locks him in his office for ten whole minutes and he’s forced to eat himself to death.
“12,345? That’s amazing! That’s the same amount I pay my coaches!”
Are those packers fans the Spanish News Team from Anchorman? Como estas, bitches!
“What’s the matter, Colonel Sanders? … Chicken?”
Bills Fans: “Found any coaches yet?”
Bills Management: “We ain’t found shit.”
The raw sex dripping off these photos is just overwhelming. Mmm MM good.
///goes back to barfing in his trashcan
I BE DAT PACMAN. HAF PAC HAF MAN. I’M MAH OWN BEST FRIEND.
I’m a Mog. half Mandingo, half Ogod I gots ta play wif myself!
/Charles Haley’s penis takes the role of the late, great John Candy.
@85 – goddammit – you beat me to the line – time to troll the Interwebs for a better quote.
Keep firing Assholes!
The terms McNabb is seeking in his contract extension have just been released: Sugar, water, and of course, purple.
JJ: So, “Lone Star”, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
/it’s apt, because I like the Texans, you see
//shows self out
///will still read everyone else’s comments
I really haven’t been able to take the Cowboys seriously since Fatty Smurf jumped on the bandwagon.
looks like 2 catchers and a fag hag have already reported
excellent conjugation and use of the declarative. your high school spanish teacher would be orgulloso
No surprise. Jerruh always looks like he just ordered Ludicrous Speed.
“Are those . . . Cowboys?”
“Oh, shit. There goes the neighborhood.”
This weekend, Double Goddamn J and BrittFar will get their schwartz’s twisted.
Hey hey…the “I knew it” guy…Is that Collinsworth?
I thought The Boys wore white at home. Why is this guy wearing the cursed Blue Jersey?
“How come nobody told me my ass was this big?”
Andy Reid O-face contest: Round Two?
from the Jets Blog. epic.
“Come back here, you fat, bearded bitch!”
“Tranformation process complete. Cowboys Stadium is now….[BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMM]….MEGA-JERRAH!”
Thirst Clown is going in NFL LOL HOF First Ballot
“It’s McNabb, sir…he’s gone from suck to blow!”
/has exhausted the last of the good Spaceballs references
//goes back to shopping for lye soap for the Silkwood shower I’m gonna need after rooting for Favre this weekend
I may never get over that picture of Reid and Phillips.
I want to kill big Cowboy helmet guy.
This post is semi-Drew-ish.
Really? He doesn’t look Drewish.
Are you guys Canadian? Spaceballs was on CBC last night which I’m sure inspired your reference.
RIP John Candy.
Spaceballs… Always a classic.
“In sad today Wade Phillips was found dead. Apparently, the notorious fat coach got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death.”
And may the Schwartz be with youuu
“When your mother went to the police academy, I thought it would be a hilarious adventure like that movie ‘Space Balls’, but instead, it’s been painful and disturbing, like that movie ‘Police Academy’.”
@Spatula – +1, however, I’d have gone with “quasi-drew-ish-esque”.
/yes, I know it would have ruined the joke
Wade looks like he found a post game snack in Andy Reid’s mustache. Provably a lamb.
Meanwhile, Zulu Cthulhu wins OPOY, and Buttmonkey Party’s butt buddy only gets 1 1/2 votes. Even Breesus Christ could only muster 9 votes to Zulu Cthulhu’s 38 1/2.
The radar sir. It appears to be…jammed.
Raspberry! I HATE raspberry!
There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry…. BUD ADAMS!
Team colors cowboys fan also happens to be wwf Repo Man fan
@ Spatula: Great. A Drewish princess.
“1-2-3-4-5? That’s the same combination I have on my luggage!”
“Lord Helmet, at last we meet for the first time, for the last time.”
Also acceptable for the last one:
“OHHHH SCOTT JURGENSEN! I LOVE IT! I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO MURDER YOU!”
That big helmet Cowboys fan is fucking retarded. He clearly didn’t think the whole dark helmet thing through. It only takes one moron to ruin it for the rest of us. America…meet moron.
There’s fic of it some where. I’m sure of it.
There’s just the matter of subjecting my brain to finding it it.
/goes to the google.
Old helmet head looks like the Great Gazoo from The Flintstones.
Ten-gallon helmet, four-ounce brain
When did Leach become a Bengals fan?
You could sense the sexual tension between Wade and Reid in that pic.
Hahaha that was hilarious. I hope there are more of these throughout the playoffs. Go Packers and Browns!
The Spaceballs reference is genius. That is all.
I hate yogurt! (especially strawberry)
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