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"LOLNFL: Week 17"
I thought for sure Mangini’s would have read “5 WINS EARNS YOU……A GOLDEN SHOWER.”
In defense of that Lions fan, he put up more yards than the Lions run game did.
Slow clap for the Cheech and Chong “Dave’s not here” reference
Somewhere a Houston grammar school teacher just shakes her head and quietly mutters.
We heard you like snow, so we put a Snow in your snow so you can snow while it snows!
Even more embarrassing for the Texans fans- they were trying to spell HOUSTON but only got two letters right.
Even an 8 year old knows it is spelled NOSEY.
See, this is what happens when you skip rehearsal.
It looks like DeShawn Stevenson’s boys spelled Eisen wrong. Silly undocumented workers.
It looks like DeShawn Stevenson’s boys mis-spelled their Eisen tribute sign.
Rex Ryan doesn’t get the last pic.
What do taxes have to do with anything?
Is Punte’s first name Dave?
+100 for “TEAXS”
Ahhh… I’m still laughing. Good times.
The cameras missed the Pat’s fans right in front of me holding up a large banner celebrating their team’s success upside down in the third quarter.
Brady: “and had a huuuge, beautiful canary yellow diamond on it.”
Nosie…what happens when your 2nd grade teacher is a Cowboy fan.
Ghosts: Your komment would have benn funnier if that vid-cap was from JerraWorldDome but it’s from GasPasserDome in Houston. Sorry ’bout that. And while I’m being a douche: Chazz, ‘Houston’ and ‘nosie’ have three (3) letters in common, nice try though.
The “nosie” guys are obviously Pats fans. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Spanky…the Cowboys have been around a bit longer than the Texans…hence the idiot teacher of the five tards in Houston most likely being a front-running Cowboy fan.
In other news, here’s a spoon. Enjoy eating out of my ass, fucksack.
Hey kids! Ghosts is The Toss Salad Man!
Now the important question: does he prefer Jello or syrup?
@UU … and the Spaceballs reference
If the Colts play the Bills in Canada, Snow can do “Informer” at half time.
A Licky Boom Boom Down!
I was resisting that joke because I thought no one would get it. And now I’m sad I did.
12 INCHES OF SNOW!
And now I’m sad I did.
To clarify: I’m sad I got that Snow reference, not sad that I missed my chance to make it.
You own that nightmare, Gino. I hope you can live with yourself.
Yeah, I do feel kind of dirty after making an easy (yet mostly-obscure) joke about a crappy song done by an early-’90s white Canadian rapper, but you played along, too, Otto. There’s 12 Inches of Snow on your hands!
And at least PirateSloth is an out and proud “Informer” and not hiding in the closet.
I’m just sad that all 3 of us connected the joke together, and we’re the only ones laughing about it.
/waits for a Vanilla Ice reference
//or Color Me Badd
///shoots self for terrible 90’s references
Why is the referee trying to tackle that cancer patient? Doesn’t he know that the Make a Wish Foundation organized his running on to the field at a Lions game?
/asshole refs always fucking it up for everyone.
@jackin’4beats: “Looks like little Johnny should’ve wished for some blocking!”
Barnett looks like Bill Bailey in that pic :D
The Colts lost again?
I guess that dome teams always lose when they play….
with Snow on the field.
Next year, Mangini will be getting gatorade baths from his kids’ pop warner team. That is they let him be the coach.
This is awesome. We’re totally gonna have S.F. this week…..
Mailbag Qs by tomorrow, dammit!
No love for the Spaceballs reference? That one kills.
Also, I figured that Packer douche to be a Jersey Shore reference. Just battling that beat!
Good hussle, PJD. I totally missed the Spaceballs reference and I just watched that gem of a movie after Mel Brooks got his Kennedy Center award. The Schwartz is not with me. Weed, alcohol and stupidity are, though.
January 5th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
C’mon guys, you have to keep up.
Everyone knows Justin Snow is the greatest long snapper to ever play the game. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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