Hey giant Cowboys helmet guy…where can I get one of those helmets? That’s just too funny! I’d really like to get one of those!
01.20.10 at 1:27 pm
Mathletic Director
/makes “God’s Is Dead” picture background on work computer
//refuses to answer questions
01.20.10 at 1:05 pm
Mullet Mafia
Second to last picture: Shouldn’t it be “makes me smire” or is it just the makeup that leads me to that assumption?
01.20.10 at 12:19 pm
Drave
@Casselhoff:
When we first met Brenda Warner, she was trailer trash married to a never-was QB who stocked supermarket shelves.
Then add 10 years and 100 million dollars and she can do WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS (as long as it passes Kurt’s “what would Jesus do?” filter)
01.20.10 at 12:04 pm
will
oh look, a worn out seinfeld reference; got any new material?
01.20.10 at 12:03 pm
MenaceIISobriety
here’s a helpful hint:
if you ever say, “the only good Indian is a dead Indian,” to a REAL Indian, they will throw a wet paintbrush at you and try to fight you.
01.20.10 at 11:35 am
Killshot
I think Warner is sayin’ “does my breath smell like pussy? I ate Brenda out before the game!”
01.20.10 at 10:31 am
LaFarve's Next Drink
Looks like Manning has been eating at Steak and Shake.
01.20.10 at 9:59 am
OJ Incandenza
I can’t think of a suitable Xavier reference that works there, and I’ve even seen the show.
Oh, and /Druish dick joke.
01.20.10 at 8:50 am
HarfHarfHarf
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
01.20.10 at 4:41 am
BaCsonkaDonk
Higher power? So Vince McMahon is a Cardinals fan?
“It was me, Leitch! It was me all along!”
01.20.10 at 1:45 am
KSKvsCMR
Distraught Dallas fan’s position plus huge helmet Dallas fan’s open mouth = long distance invisible pity BJ.
01.19.10 at 10:40 pm
K-Mart
That second one mightest well be me.
You gotta love Rex and his appetite.
01.19.10 at 10:15 pm
Johnny Chopsocky
I’m surprised that you guys didn’t go with the “MARMALARD IS VERY FUCKING ENRAGED” picture.
The Cardinals one at the end was hilarious, though. I love happy pictures with dejected follow-ups…
The coach’s favorite cuisine is Mexican — his assistants call it “Rexican” — and Ryan dined Friday night in San Diego at Café Coyote, whose menu features the adjective “large” before many of its south-of-the-border offerings.
01.19.10 at 6:49 pm
2010 Draft: "Cutlerfucker, meet McClusterfucker"
Re: Brenda Warner’s transformation; whenever a middle aged woman grows her hair out after years of keeping it short, it usually works to some extent in making that person look younger and more attractive. That, and all the plastic surgery that Jesus-backed NFL millionaires can afford.
01.19.10 at 6:35 pm
Jeteyes
*pasta sauce
01.19.10 at 6:34 pm
Jeteyes
Rex Ryan’s ketchup is really the blood of his enemies.
Or, for chunky pizza sauce, the blood of Colts fans.
01.19.10 at 6:04 pm
Mo Charlo
The local news came in to the bar I was at in Dallas on Sunday. They panned across our table as the announcer said, “A few dejected fans stayed until the very end.”
So yeah, that one hits a little close to home.
01.19.10 at 6:01 pm
Bill Cowher's Chiclets
Would ketchup on the meatloaf be considered a veggie?
01.19.10 at 5:59 pm
zero charisma
Detection of bias was funny enough to pull me out of my sickness induced malaise.
01.19.10 at 5:53 pm
Matt Casselhoff
Really, why dont they ever do a 60 minutes piece on Brenda Warner’s transformation? Or like a Modern Marvels at least…. Inquiring minds need to know how that happened….
01.19.10 at 5:46 pm
Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller
Kurt Warner has a bigger following than Jim Jones did at the height of his popularity.
@Hef-
Unless you’re topless, attractive, female, and single…I agree wholeheartedly. Old pedophiles and their victims should not be on signage, unless an amber alert has been issued.
01.19.10 at 5:19 pm
Hef
But why? Why would you put up a picture of yourself on a sign? Why?
01.19.10 at 5:17 pm
ThePirateSloth
WHAT? You went over my helmet?
(didn’t think we had that one from last week)
01.19.10 at 4:38 pm
Matt Casselhoff
Wow, I hope the Colts paid their PR guy a lot of money for coming up with that wizardy of a slogan. Its horrible AND deflects attention away from their flawless season (OUR BACKUPS LOST THOSE 2 GAMES, PEYTON IS STILL PERFECT IN OUR MINDS!!!1111!!1)
01.19.10 at 4:21 pm
Lost in the Office
Fuck you Jo-boo.
01.19.10 at 4:19 pm
J.L. White
I see the fat humps want their team to be as successful at football as Ross Perot was at politics.
01.19.10 at 4:15 pm
Gino Tourettsa
Running out of Spaceballs references
That Cowboys fan doesn’t even need his Virgin Alarm.
01.19.10 at 4:10 pm
Kyle in Tampa
Romo fan wishes he was getting invisbul BeeJay.
01.19.10 at 4:08 pm
2 Girls 1 Cutler
Did you know there’s 2 sides to every Schwartz?
/Can there be a Spaceballs reference in every lolnfl?
01.19.10 at 4:08 pm
Enrico Pallazzo
Would a pound of french fries count as a veggie for Rex’s pies?
01.19.10 at 4:06 pm
Soul On Ice
Last two pics: John Wooden is up and around
01.19.10 at 4:06 pm
BabySexCannon
holy shit, I don’t think I’ve never seen fans holding up PICTURES OF THEMSELVES. that’s incredibly creepy and incredibly awesome.
01.19.10 at 4:05 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
“…And if I find a single vegetable, I’ll kill you.”
I believe him.
01.19.10 at 4:03 pm
Mark Sanchez's Hairy Mole
Needs more Rex.
01.19.10 at 4:01 pm
drainbead
I was hoping to see that Colts fan with the horse’s head make a return with the caption “Wrong End”.
01.19.10 at 3:53 pm
touchdown!mypants
that distraught Dallas fan was just stuck behind the spaceball guy and couldnt see
01.19.10 at 3:51 pm
Upstate Underdog
Looks like the God Is Dead guy has a bad sun burn and huffs gold spray paint.
01.19.10 at 3:51 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
Glad to see Collinsworth got to see the Vikes game in person.
And who the fuck puts a picture of themselves on their poster? Hey look! That’s us! Us! This picture is of us!
(Especially when you kidnapped your bride in Vietnam? I bet her family is looking for her.)
01.19.10 at 3:49 pm
samerochocinco
I’m surprised that there were no Xavier: Renegade Angel references for the last two pictures. Then again, roughly six people would understand them.
01.19.10 at 3:48 pm
Grimey
Immediately after the Marmalard picture was taken, Rivers spit his acidic venom into the referee’s eyes. The Barbasol can was never found.
01.19.10 at 3:48 pm
Billiam Foushdow
That’s Leitch’s dad, right?
01.19.10 at 3:47 pm
GregPaulusPromKing
How about:
from suck to blow for the Chargers Defense
01.19.10 at 3:46 pm
Mike from Stumptown
Alternative caption for the non-Dark Helmet Cowboys fan pic: invisible bad BJ
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Hey giant Cowboys helmet guy…where can I get one of those helmets? That’s just too funny! I’d really like to get one of those!
/makes “God’s Is Dead” picture background on work computer
//refuses to answer questions
Second to last picture: Shouldn’t it be “makes me smire” or is it just the makeup that leads me to that assumption?
@Casselhoff:
When we first met Brenda Warner, she was trailer trash married to a never-was QB who stocked supermarket shelves.
Then add 10 years and 100 million dollars and she can do WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS (as long as it passes Kurt’s “what would Jesus do?” filter)
oh look, a worn out seinfeld reference; got any new material?
here’s a helpful hint:
if you ever say, “the only good Indian is a dead Indian,” to a REAL Indian, they will throw a wet paintbrush at you and try to fight you.
I think Warner is sayin’ “does my breath smell like pussy? I ate Brenda out before the game!”
Looks like Manning has been eating at Steak and Shake.
I can’t think of a suitable Xavier reference that works there, and I’ve even seen the show.
Oh, and /Druish dick joke.
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Higher power? So Vince McMahon is a Cardinals fan?
“It was me, Leitch! It was me all along!”
Distraught Dallas fan’s position plus huge helmet Dallas fan’s open mouth = long distance invisible pity BJ.
That second one mightest well be me.
You gotta love Rex and his appetite.
I’m surprised that you guys didn’t go with the “MARMALARD IS VERY FUCKING ENRAGED” picture.
The Cardinals one at the end was hilarious, though. I love happy pictures with dejected follow-ups…
I guess Bawlmer don’t love Poe no mo’
Brees and Warner are clearly measuring the length of each other’s Schwartz.
I remember watching King Laserface arguing with the refs after that 1st INT, and could sense some Marmalard-related fun would be made from it.
The tumblr one had me on the floor.
Sexy Rexy’s south-of-the-border offerings had better feature “largeness” if he wants to see them ever again.
Would ketchup on the meatloaf be considered a veggie?
Depends if Ryan worked in the Reagan administration or not.
Oy vey. From JClear’s link:
The coach’s favorite cuisine is Mexican — his assistants call it “Rexican” — and Ryan dined Friday night in San Diego at Café Coyote, whose menu features the adjective “large” before many of its south-of-the-border offerings.
Re: Brenda Warner’s transformation; whenever a middle aged woman grows her hair out after years of keeping it short, it usually works to some extent in making that person look younger and more attractive. That, and all the plastic surgery that Jesus-backed NFL millionaires can afford.
*pasta sauce
Rex Ryan’s ketchup is really the blood of his enemies.
Or, for chunky pizza sauce, the blood of Colts fans.
The local news came in to the bar I was at in Dallas on Sunday. They panned across our table as the announcer said, “A few dejected fans stayed until the very end.”
So yeah, that one hits a little close to home.
Would ketchup on the meatloaf be considered a veggie?
Detection of bias was funny enough to pull me out of my sickness induced malaise.
Really, why dont they ever do a 60 minutes piece on Brenda Warner’s transformation? Or like a Modern Marvels at least…. Inquiring minds need to know how that happened….
Kurt Warner has a bigger following than Jim Jones did at the height of his popularity.
That Coach Rex one looks just about right. See: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/ryan_worth_his_weight_in_gold_Fy1W4Ect6LCWRfP7Rl5q2I
@Hef-
Unless you’re topless, attractive, female, and single…I agree wholeheartedly. Old pedophiles and their victims should not be on signage, unless an amber alert has been issued.
But why? Why would you put up a picture of yourself on a sign? Why?
WHAT? You went over my helmet?
(didn’t think we had that one from last week)
Wow, I hope the Colts paid their PR guy a lot of money for coming up with that wizardy of a slogan. Its horrible AND deflects attention away from their flawless season (OUR BACKUPS LOST THOSE 2 GAMES, PEYTON IS STILL PERFECT IN OUR MINDS!!!1111!!1)
Fuck you Jo-boo.
I see the fat humps want their team to be as successful at football as Ross Perot was at politics.
Running out of Spaceballs references
That Cowboys fan doesn’t even need his Virgin Alarm.
Romo fan wishes he was getting invisbul BeeJay.
Did you know there’s 2 sides to every Schwartz?
/Can there be a Spaceballs reference in every lolnfl?
Would a pound of french fries count as a veggie for Rex’s pies?
Last two pics: John Wooden is up and around
holy shit, I don’t think I’ve never seen fans holding up PICTURES OF THEMSELVES. that’s incredibly creepy and incredibly awesome.
“…And if I find a single vegetable, I’ll kill you.”
I believe him.
Needs more Rex.
I was hoping to see that Colts fan with the horse’s head make a return with the caption “Wrong End”.
that distraught Dallas fan was just stuck behind the spaceball guy and couldnt see
Looks like the God Is Dead guy has a bad sun burn and huffs gold spray paint.
Glad to see Collinsworth got to see the Vikes game in person.
http://kissingdrewsybreeber.uproxx.com
And who the fuck puts a picture of themselves on their poster? Hey look! That’s us! Us! This picture is of us!
(Especially when you kidnapped your bride in Vietnam? I bet her family is looking for her.)
I’m surprised that there were no Xavier: Renegade Angel references for the last two pictures. Then again, roughly six people would understand them.
Immediately after the Marmalard picture was taken, Rivers spit his acidic venom into the referee’s eyes. The Barbasol can was never found.
That’s Leitch’s dad, right?
How about:
from suck to blow for the Chargers Defense
Alternative caption for the non-Dark Helmet Cowboys fan pic: invisible bad BJ
Mmmm, Spaceballs…