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01.28.10 at 5:07 pm
Action Vincent Jackson
I think you’re missing a few more letters there, guy. It should say “F-I-N-G-E-R J-A-M”, as in “Monkey Business would love to get a finger jam in the ass from Peyton.”
01.27.10 at 9:49 am
stealofthedraft
Nope, I didn’t leave a comment. Just amazing that reality seems to be trumping satire here.
01.27.10 at 9:43 am
WYD
@stealofthedraft
Did you go over there and do your best Tawmee impersonation? Aside from the anonymous “Tawmee” quote the rest was pure unadulterated Baw-ston douchebaggery. He’s comparing the Vikings to the pre-2004 Red Sox. And of course the greatest loss in the history of all losses is when the Patriots lost to the Giants. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!! I have to admit from just reading KSK and staying away from message boards in general, I thought the funniest part of Tawmee was he was so over-the-top … Apparently he’s nowhere near over-the-top!
I was just waiting for the guy to say “The day we-ah lawst the Super Bawl was dahkah then than the dahkest dahkie that evah robbed a liquor store.”
01.27.10 at 8:34 am
Monkey Business
@UU: UM, you forgot the “B” at the end of “FIGJAM”. FIGJAMB = Fuck I’m good, Just Ask Monkey Business)
/p.s. the “B” is silent
I like it. I like it a lot. Almost as much as Shoe Dat.
01.27.10 at 2:46 am
Animal Mother
So does this make Darrell Stingley the Patron Saint of Crippled Receivers?
Too soon?
/I’m going to hell anyway, may as well get my shots in beforehand. amiright?
01.26.10 at 10:23 pm
INTWTFK
If the N’awleans Aints win, that means Mark Brunell will have as many Super Bowl rings as Brett Favre.
01.26.10 at 10:17 pm
steerepike
@stealofthedraft
They even lose better than everybody else. That was asinine. …or the funniest thing I’ve read in a great while.
01.26.10 at 8:30 pm
JaMeatloaf
Truly the least funny entries on this website, which is otherwise great.
01.26.10 at 7:37 pm
K-Mart
@steal
FA ONLY DOSE WHO AW AS SUPA SMAWT AS I WILL BE ABLE TO SAVIVE
01.26.10 at 7:29 pm
stealofthedraft
This is unbelievable: Vikings blogger eloquently captures what it means to be a Vikings fan. Patriots fan stops by to explain that OW-AH PAYUN IS MOAH HAHHTBREAKING THAN YOU-AHS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!: http://pacifistviking.blogspot.com/2010/01/farewell.html#comments
01.26.10 at 7:25 pm
K-Mart
Where’s the picture of Drew with his pants on the ground?
01.26.10 at 6:31 pm
Mike D
Soon Shockey and Russell Crowe will merge and become one. Their transformer name would be OVERRATOR.
01.26.10 at 6:30 pm
terrrrrible
I was waiting for a “Favre on the ground” caption, was thinking it about when the game started.
01.26.10 at 6:03 pm
MenaceIISobriety
i believe it’s pronounced ‘FOO.’
01.26.10 at 5:32 pm
Nate Newton's van
Man, i’d love to punch the new FIGJAM in the cock. After I knock it out of you-know-who’s mouth, of course.
01.26.10 at 4:43 pm
Mark Sanchez's Hairy Mole
Gotta love them Wranglers in the confetti pic.
01.26.10 at 4:23 pm
Peyton'sYourMomma'sDaddy
And it was neither insightful nor witty then.
01.26.10 at 4:16 pm
Your Wife's Lipstick
Way to plagerize Willy – I saw that on TMQ…
asshat.
01.26.10 at 4:08 pm
Willy
Check it out:
Hamartia. The “tragic flaw” described by Aristotle: A leader cannot control his own inner shortcoming, which causes him to achieve the reverse of what he desired. In “Antigone,” the king, Creon, tells himself he is acting in the interest of the city, when actually he is acting to glorify his own ego — this hamartia destroys him.
Sound familiar? Bet you thought I was ragging on the O man and Nancy and Harry….read on….
Brett Favre comes up a bit short of a character in ancient Thebes, but on Sunday he was brought low by hamartia all the same. It was not enough for Favre’s team to reach the Super Bowl — he had to get the credit. Game tied with 19 seconds remaining, Favre scrambled at about the New Orleans 40-yard line, with open field ahead of him. All he needed to do was run a few yards, hook-slide, call timeout, and the Vikings’ strong-legged kicker, Ryan Longwell, had a solid chance to win the NFC championship. But the credit had to go to Favre; he had to throw a spectacular pass at the end, so television announcers would swoon. So he heave-hoed a dramatic across-the-field pass. It was intercepted, and the Saints won in overtime.
01.26.10 at 4:05 pm
Enrico Pallazzo
Q. What happens when you cross “give peace a chance” with “heavy metal”?
A. Game-losing interceptions and Drew sobbing into his Kentucky Fried lard.
01.26.10 at 4:03 pm
Young James
God damn Peyton looks look a huge dwarf more than ever in that pic.
01.26.10 at 4:00 pm
Zero Charisma
@Rex Ryan ate
Rex Ryan covers patriotism in ranch.
01.26.10 at 3:57 pm
Rex Ryan ate Mangustus Gloop
rex ryan ate the eagle whole and live
01.26.10 at 3:57 pm
Zero Charisma
@Nimby and Junkfood
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MIAMI…oh…they do?
01.26.10 at 3:53 pm
marmatard
Garrett Hartley is a handsome man.
01.26.10 at 3:49 pm
TyMo
Does that make Aaron Rodgers Faramir? Becasue that dude has certainly shown his quality since Britfarr left ‘Sconsin
01.26.10 at 3:39 pm
mick
Nice heffers on the sidelines down in N.O. At least you know if you hook up down there you can expect some bacon and sausage with your breakfast the next morning at her place.
01.26.10 at 3:39 pm
Lost in the Office
@your team sucks
Are you DeShawn Stevenson’s tattoo artist?
01.26.10 at 3:38 pm
Nimby
@junkfood
Ha ha…Boromir. In happier times before the fall of Ithilien.
/shows self out
01.26.10 at 3:34 pm
Peyton'sYourMomma'sDaddy
@Nathan and @your team sucks
You’re both wrong. It’s the football that did it wrong.
01.26.10 at 3:26 pm
your team sucks
@Nathan
you’re a fag, but thanks. Isn’t it his left hand that’s making the number 2 sign? I thought that was the joke. whatever.
01.26.10 at 3:23 pm
Nathan
@your team sucks
No, it’s his left hand, dumbass.
01.26.10 at 3:22 pm
Bob Dylan
Overheard on Bourbon St. sunday night:
“So, how laid is Garrett Hartley getting tonight?”
“He’s getting SO laid. He’s gonna get some Clintonian level action.”
For serious.
01.26.10 at 3:17 pm
85
Cheer up, sad Jets fans! If you leave now you can beat the traffic to St. Elmo’s for a famous shrimp cocktail!
01.26.10 at 3:17 pm
SousChefGerard
Shockey is just living the dream that is an alcohol fueled trip to whore island.
01.26.10 at 3:14 pm
junkfood
Is that Shockey or Boromir?
01.26.10 at 3:13 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
It’s Shake and Bake, MAMA!
01.26.10 at 3:06 pm
Upstate Underdog
UM, you forgot the “B” at the end of “FIGJAM”. FIGJAMB = Fuck I’m good, Just Ask Monkey Business)
/p.s. the “B” is silent
01.26.10 at 3:05 pm
Nimby
Brunell is the old ass ex-Packer everyone can agree on.
01.26.10 at 3:03 pm
Upstate Underdog
Jack Tatum is the patron saint of crippling interceptors
01.26.10 at 3:01 pm
Bill Cowher's Chiclets
It may take hours to clean up. But it’ll end up in a Minnesota landfill!
01.26.10 at 3:00 pm
your team sucks
it’s his *right* hand that’s doing it wrong.
01.26.10 at 2:59 pm
MexicanJesusNY
“Patron Saint of Crippling Interceptions”
Wouldn’t that be George Blanda?
01.26.10 at 2:59 pm
Deux Deux Deux
The fact that Mark Brunell is going to the Super Bowl makes me angry, confused, jealous, and a little aroused.
/wondering if he’s salt’n'pepper down… you know… there.
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I used to be very pleased to find this net-site.I wanted to thanks to your time for this glorious learn!! I undoubtedly enjoying each little little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you weblog post.
I think you’re missing a few more letters there, guy. It should say “F-I-N-G-E-R J-A-M”, as in “Monkey Business would love to get a finger jam in the ass from Peyton.”
Nope, I didn’t leave a comment. Just amazing that reality seems to be trumping satire here.
@stealofthedraft
Did you go over there and do your best Tawmee impersonation? Aside from the anonymous “Tawmee” quote the rest was pure unadulterated Baw-ston douchebaggery. He’s comparing the Vikings to the pre-2004 Red Sox. And of course the greatest loss in the history of all losses is when the Patriots lost to the Giants. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!! I have to admit from just reading KSK and staying away from message boards in general, I thought the funniest part of Tawmee was he was so over-the-top … Apparently he’s nowhere near over-the-top!
I was just waiting for the guy to say “The day we-ah lawst the Super Bawl was dahkah then than the dahkest dahkie that evah robbed a liquor store.”
@UU: UM, you forgot the “B” at the end of “FIGJAM”. FIGJAMB = Fuck I’m good, Just Ask Monkey Business)
/p.s. the “B” is silent
I like it. I like it a lot. Almost as much as Shoe Dat.
So does this make Darrell Stingley the Patron Saint of Crippled Receivers?
Too soon?
/I’m going to hell anyway, may as well get my shots in beforehand. amiright?
If the N’awleans Aints win, that means Mark Brunell will have as many Super Bowl rings as Brett Favre.
@stealofthedraft
They even lose better than everybody else. That was asinine. …or the funniest thing I’ve read in a great while.
Truly the least funny entries on this website, which is otherwise great.
@steal
FA ONLY DOSE WHO AW AS SUPA SMAWT AS I WILL BE ABLE TO SAVIVE
This is unbelievable: Vikings blogger eloquently captures what it means to be a Vikings fan. Patriots fan stops by to explain that OW-AH PAYUN IS MOAH HAHHTBREAKING THAN YOU-AHS. NO ONE DENIES THIS!:
http://pacifistviking.blogspot.com/2010/01/farewell.html#comments
Where’s the picture of Drew with his pants on the ground?
Soon Shockey and Russell Crowe will merge and become one. Their transformer name would be OVERRATOR.
I was waiting for a “Favre on the ground” caption, was thinking it about when the game started.
i believe it’s pronounced ‘FOO.’
Man, i’d love to punch the new FIGJAM in the cock. After I knock it out of you-know-who’s mouth, of course.
Gotta love them Wranglers in the confetti pic.
And it was neither insightful nor witty then.
Way to plagerize Willy – I saw that on TMQ…
asshat.
Check it out:
Hamartia. The “tragic flaw” described by Aristotle: A leader cannot control his own inner shortcoming, which causes him to achieve the reverse of what he desired. In “Antigone,” the king, Creon, tells himself he is acting in the interest of the city, when actually he is acting to glorify his own ego — this hamartia destroys him.
Sound familiar? Bet you thought I was ragging on the O man and Nancy and Harry….read on….
Brett Favre comes up a bit short of a character in ancient Thebes, but on Sunday he was brought low by hamartia all the same. It was not enough for Favre’s team to reach the Super Bowl — he had to get the credit. Game tied with 19 seconds remaining, Favre scrambled at about the New Orleans 40-yard line, with open field ahead of him. All he needed to do was run a few yards, hook-slide, call timeout, and the Vikings’ strong-legged kicker, Ryan Longwell, had a solid chance to win the NFC championship. But the credit had to go to Favre; he had to throw a spectacular pass at the end, so television announcers would swoon. So he heave-hoed a dramatic across-the-field pass. It was intercepted, and the Saints won in overtime.
Q. What happens when you cross “give peace a chance” with “heavy metal”?
A. Game-losing interceptions and Drew sobbing into his Kentucky Fried lard.
God damn Peyton looks look a huge dwarf more than ever in that pic.
@Rex Ryan ate
Rex Ryan covers patriotism in ranch.
rex ryan ate the eagle whole and live
@Nimby and Junkfood
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MIAMI…oh…they do?
Garrett Hartley is a handsome man.
Does that make Aaron Rodgers Faramir? Becasue that dude has certainly shown his quality since Britfarr left ‘Sconsin
Nice heffers on the sidelines down in N.O. At least you know if you hook up down there you can expect some bacon and sausage with your breakfast the next morning at her place.
@your team sucks
Are you DeShawn Stevenson’s tattoo artist?
@junkfood
Ha ha…Boromir. In happier times before the fall of Ithilien.
/shows self out
@Nathan and @your team sucks
You’re both wrong. It’s the football that did it wrong.
@Nathan
you’re a fag, but thanks. Isn’t it his left hand that’s making the number 2 sign? I thought that was the joke. whatever.
@your team sucks
No, it’s his left hand, dumbass.
Overheard on Bourbon St. sunday night:
“So, how laid is Garrett Hartley getting tonight?”
“He’s getting SO laid. He’s gonna get some Clintonian level action.”
For serious.
Cheer up, sad Jets fans! If you leave now you can beat the traffic to St. Elmo’s for a famous shrimp cocktail!
Shockey is just living the dream that is an alcohol fueled trip to whore island.
Is that Shockey or Boromir?
It’s Shake and Bake, MAMA!
UM, you forgot the “B” at the end of “FIGJAM”. FIGJAMB = Fuck I’m good, Just Ask Monkey Business)
/p.s. the “B” is silent
Brunell is the old ass ex-Packer everyone can agree on.
Jack Tatum is the patron saint of crippling interceptors
It may take hours to clean up. But it’ll end up in a Minnesota landfill!
it’s his *right* hand that’s doing it wrong.
“Patron Saint of Crippling Interceptions”
Wouldn’t that be George Blanda?
The fact that Mark Brunell is going to the Super Bowl makes me angry, confused, jealous, and a little aroused.
/wondering if he’s salt’n'pepper down… you know… there.