From Who Datting commenter TurleyGirlie, a tale in parking lot rubishness she captured prior to last Saturday’s win over the Buzzsaw.
For some reason, I thought y’all would love this. We saw this as we were walking into the game from our tailgating spot. The thought process of the tards that tailgated here:
Tard 1: Oh shit! We broke the back window!
Tard 2: Shit!
Tard 1: Let’s stretch this too-small garbage bag over the window.
Tard 2: Great idea!
Tard 1: Okay, it’s game time, let’s go!
P.S. The forecast was like 80% chance of rain.
Also? I woulda done the same damn thing. What were they going to do? Leave and get it fixed? Hell no.
Well, of course. It’s not like anything ever gets fixed in New Orleans anyway.
In keeping with the contributions from Saints fans, here’s LSUFreek’s gif of Kurt Warner’s destruction at the hands of the Who Dats.
The Patron Saint Joe Namath will be narrating the CBS intro to the AFC Championship on Sunday. Good thing it’s the early game, that way he’s only eight or nine drinks into his day. Bodog needs to put odds on whether he calls them the Baltimore Coltshhhhhhhh.
Bills GM Buddy Nix takes a jab at the Raiders in the process of explaining unctuously that the Bills fielded calls from other candidates prior to settling on Chan Gailey as coach. Nice to know that in addition to being willfully stupid, they’re also smug about it.
@ Stealthiswebcomic: Ray Lewis will clean that shit up for you for $20…
01.21.10 at 10:50 am
TurleyGirlie
That’s great, Jer – glad I know the story now. We were just down the row. See you on Sunday?
P.S. TOTALLY worth it to break the window to retrieve the tickets.
01.20.10 at 8:06 pm
Jer
Actually, I was there when the dude broke his own window (we were on the ramp by the N.O Center waiting to go through security). Turns out he locked his tickets (and keys) in the SUV. We were all making fun of him (naturally) as he picked the most expensive window possible to break. This lead to numerous discussions as to how much the scalped price and location of new tickets would have to be in order to break even.
It was pretty much the worst possible location for you to have to do something like that. There were roughly 400 people on the ramp and he was on the top floor of the parking lot. Plenty of chances for him to be called a dumbass. At least he got a round of applause when he came out with the tickets.
01.20.10 at 8:06 pm
Rex Ryan ate Mangustus Gloop
Marmalard’s having some trouble there.
01.20.10 at 7:08 pm
Storm
Buddy Nix has to be some illegitimate spawn created in Mike Lombardi and Bill Belichick’s gay tryst for the sole purpose to make Lombardi look competent in comparison, right?
01.20.10 at 6:31 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
Ah yes…that’s my peoples.
01.20.10 at 4:57 pm
Fred Dryer for VP
Also that Raider article linked mentions them looking in to hiring the Ravens QB coach. REALLY??? I love my Ravens but only in Oakland would turning an average prospect in to an average QB be considered a success.
01.20.10 at 4:54 pm
Fred Dryer for VP
I can’t tell. Does he ever actually pick it up or just try 4 times and then say fuck it.
01.20.10 at 4:31 pm
MenaceIISobriety
i wanna make a deMotivational poster based on that Rivers GIF
MOUTHPIECES:
they’re slippery when they have interceptions all over them.
01.20.10 at 3:53 pm
Mark Sanchez's Hairy Mole
Pacquiao vs. Jax from Mortal Kombat?
01.20.10 at 3:47 pm
StuScottBooyahs
The Bills: At least we’re not as hopeless a franchise as the Raiders! A team that had more Super Bowl appearances this decade than we had playoff appearances!
01.20.10 at 3:41 pm
Christmas Ape
instead of using his shoulder to block him cleanly.
He led with the shoulder. But, in fairness, it was the DIRTY SHOULDER. GRRR EVIL RECEIVER WHO SEEKS CONTACT!
01.20.10 at 3:40 pm
selke99
Brad and Angelina have nothing on Jerrah Jones. He looks like he’s showing off his new adopted kids. Or hired help.
01.20.10 at 3:34 pm
85
Mike Shanahan in HD. Once again, nice timing Danny, you shitdick midget.
01.20.10 at 3:29 pm
85
Lucky it wasn’t Hines Ward blocking Warner or he’d have put the crown of his helmet under his chin instead of using his shoulder to block him cleanly.
/Hoolay Battership Wald
01.20.10 at 3:29 pm
twoeightnine
Goddammitallshucksgilly, I didn’t catch the Bills nation part. FUCK YOU CHAN! GET REAPED!
01.20.10 at 3:28 pm
steve
But double commenting does work today. Sorry.
01.20.10 at 3:27 pm
steve
Apparently the mind-float doesn’t work on mouthguards.
01.20.10 at 3:26 pm
steve
@ Ape
Apparently mind-floating doesn’t work on mouthguards.
01.20.10 at 3:23 pm
Slash
Doesn’t most of New Orleans look like the back of that SUV? So it’s a tribute to the resilient spirit of New Orleans. Or how often people come out of a bar or restaurant or their own home and find that someone has broken into their vehicle. Take your pick.
01.20.10 at 3:22 pm
Steve
@ Coachdonovan
Believe me, that’s Buddy’s real voice. I like to think that he wears cowboy boots at all times (big stretch, I know).
01.20.10 at 3:22 pm
Christmas Ape
01.20.10 at 3:21 pm
Charlie Sweatpants
@ThePirateSloth
Nah, they broke it by drunkenly/enthusiastically closing the back door while something was where the window wanted to go. A metal folding chair, the side of a grill, really anything that’s sturdy and relatively wide would pop that window clean out just like you see in the picture. A desperate escape by a drunken cajun is certainly funnier, but my guess is they were packing up, couldn’t quite get the door closed, pushed a little too hard and then pop. The really sad part is that it was probably pretty cheap to get fixed.
01.20.10 at 3:18 pm
Steal This Webcomic
Hey! Smokey’s over here takin’ a . . . what Warner just did.
01.20.10 at 3:15 pm
Dr. Cocktopus
In addition to bringing out drunken Joe Namath, let us dig up the graves of Curt Gowdy, Weeb Ewbank and John Unitas so we can have a Super Bowl III reunion panel before the AFC Championship.
01.20.10 at 3:14 pm
Tim the Enchanter
I have trouble caring about midget boxing. They don’t have a 145-lb football league. Either you’re the best fighter or you aren’t.
I do believe Punch is correct. Someone Falcon Punch’d their way out of the back of that Chevy. I wonder if that was where Leicth was being kept?
01.20.10 at 3:05 pm
whatchatalkinboutwillis?
Kurt Warner’s God has big ears.
01.20.10 at 3:04 pm
English Jay
Honestly, before following the link, I would have sworn that Pacquiao pic was shopped. Double J was probably sniggering at him behind his back at putting him in a kicker’s jersey, like some kind of bitch. Some non-football-knowing bitch.
01.20.10 at 3:03 pm
Charlie Sweatpants
@SafetyDan
Whoa, let’s not say things we don’t mean. The Lions haven’t had a better record than the Bills since 2000. The Bills were 8-8 that year and the Lions were 9-7. That was the last season before the Millen Era. When Buddy Nix causes the Bills to be worse than the Lions for an entire decade then we can start with the Millen comparisons. At least wait until he gets to his third head coaching hire.
01.20.10 at 3:00 pm
Otto Man
Buddy Nix predicts great things for the Dillon Panthers this season.
01.20.10 at 2:55 pm
Fred Smoot's Jockstrap
Yet another LSUfreek win. YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUGGOUT!
The Danny won’t be outdone by Jerrah!!! Well, he will, but that’s a good thing.
In addition to having displays on par with those of the 1992 Chunichi Dragons, the Skins organization has used them to subject all unfortunate FedEx attendees to the gayest, most insufferable crowd-pump-up shit imaginable. DE FENSE!!! Guhhh.
01.20.10 at 2:54 pm
Punch Rockgroin
Based upon forensic evidence, it looks like that window was broken outwards, like someone trying to escape.
01.20.10 at 2:52 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
@Chief Wahoo…you forgot to fix your shades there, Horatio.
01.20.10 at 2:52 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
Buddy Nix? I think he fixed my furnace last winter.
As far as Namath doing the intro Sunday, I guess Richard Todd was busy at the Circle K and Apu wouldn’t let him off?
01.20.10 at 2:50 pm
Christmas Ape
@Spatula
He’s a receiver SO IT’S DIRRRRTY
/dillllty
01.20.10 at 2:48 pm
coachdonovan
i didn’t think the audio on that Bills clip was real. how the hell did those two hillbillies end up in Buffalo?!
01.20.10 at 2:48 pm
Spatula
Lucky it wasn’t Hines Ward blocking Warner or he’d be fined and suspended. Nice to see the rules are enforced.
01.20.10 at 2:45 pm
Chief Wahoo
Guess you could say he got…JACKED UP!!!!!!!!
01.20.10 at 2:41 pm
SafetyDan
Buddy Nix, because God had to prove to us there was a level suck beyond that of Matt Millen.
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@ Stealthiswebcomic: Ray Lewis will clean that shit up for you for $20…
That’s great, Jer – glad I know the story now. We were just down the row. See you on Sunday?
P.S. TOTALLY worth it to break the window to retrieve the tickets.
Actually, I was there when the dude broke his own window (we were on the ramp by the N.O Center waiting to go through security). Turns out he locked his tickets (and keys) in the SUV. We were all making fun of him (naturally) as he picked the most expensive window possible to break. This lead to numerous discussions as to how much the scalped price and location of new tickets would have to be in order to break even.
It was pretty much the worst possible location for you to have to do something like that. There were roughly 400 people on the ramp and he was on the top floor of the parking lot. Plenty of chances for him to be called a dumbass. At least he got a round of applause when he came out with the tickets.
Marmalard’s having some trouble there.
Buddy Nix has to be some illegitimate spawn created in Mike Lombardi and Bill Belichick’s gay tryst for the sole purpose to make Lombardi look competent in comparison, right?
Ah yes…that’s my peoples.
Also that Raider article linked mentions them looking in to hiring the Ravens QB coach. REALLY??? I love my Ravens but only in Oakland would turning an average prospect in to an average QB be considered a success.
I can’t tell. Does he ever actually pick it up or just try 4 times and then say fuck it.
i wanna make a deMotivational poster based on that Rivers GIF
MOUTHPIECES:
they’re slippery when they have interceptions all over them.
Pacquiao vs. Jax from Mortal Kombat?
The Bills: At least we’re not as hopeless a franchise as the Raiders! A team that had more Super Bowl appearances this decade than we had playoff appearances!
instead of using his shoulder to block him cleanly.
He led with the shoulder. But, in fairness, it was the DIRTY SHOULDER. GRRR EVIL RECEIVER WHO SEEKS CONTACT!
Brad and Angelina have nothing on Jerrah Jones. He looks like he’s showing off his new adopted kids. Or hired help.
Mike Shanahan in HD. Once again, nice timing Danny, you shitdick midget.
Lucky it wasn’t Hines Ward blocking Warner or he’d have put the crown of his helmet under his chin instead of using his shoulder to block him cleanly.
/Hoolay Battership Wald
Goddammitallshucksgilly, I didn’t catch the Bills nation part. FUCK YOU CHAN! GET REAPED!
But double commenting does work today. Sorry.
Apparently the mind-float doesn’t work on mouthguards.
@ Ape
Apparently mind-floating doesn’t work on mouthguards.
Doesn’t most of New Orleans look like the back of that SUV? So it’s a tribute to the resilient spirit of New Orleans. Or how often people come out of a bar or restaurant or their own home and find that someone has broken into their vehicle. Take your pick.
@ Coachdonovan
Believe me, that’s Buddy’s real voice. I like to think that he wears cowboy boots at all times (big stretch, I know).
@ThePirateSloth
Nah, they broke it by drunkenly/enthusiastically closing the back door while something was where the window wanted to go. A metal folding chair, the side of a grill, really anything that’s sturdy and relatively wide would pop that window clean out just like you see in the picture. A desperate escape by a drunken cajun is certainly funnier, but my guess is they were packing up, couldn’t quite get the door closed, pushed a little too hard and then pop. The really sad part is that it was probably pretty cheap to get fixed.
Hey! Smokey’s over here takin’ a . . . what Warner just did.
In addition to bringing out drunken Joe Namath, let us dig up the graves of Curt Gowdy, Weeb Ewbank and John Unitas so we can have a Super Bowl III reunion panel before the AFC Championship.
I have trouble caring about midget boxing. They don’t have a 145-lb football league. Either you’re the best fighter or you aren’t.
/fedor
The Bills just released the photo they will use for Buddy Nix in the 2010 Media guide: http://images.thetruthaboutcars.com/2008/09/rich-texan-the-simpsons.jpg
I do believe Punch is correct. Someone Falcon Punch’d their way out of the back of that Chevy. I wonder if that was where Leicth was being kept?
Kurt Warner’s God has big ears.
Honestly, before following the link, I would have sworn that Pacquiao pic was shopped. Double J was probably sniggering at him behind his back at putting him in a kicker’s jersey, like some kind of bitch. Some non-football-knowing bitch.
@SafetyDan
Whoa, let’s not say things we don’t mean. The Lions haven’t had a better record than the Bills since 2000. The Bills were 8-8 that year and the Lions were 9-7. That was the last season before the Millen Era. When Buddy Nix causes the Bills to be worse than the Lions for an entire decade then we can start with the Millen comparisons. At least wait until he gets to his third head coaching hire.
Buddy Nix predicts great things for the Dillon Panthers this season.
Yet another LSUfreek win. YOU GOT KNOCKED DA FUGGOUT!
The Danny won’t be outdone by Jerrah!!! Well, he will, but that’s a good thing.
In addition to having displays on par with those of the 1992 Chunichi Dragons, the Skins organization has used them to subject all unfortunate FedEx attendees to the gayest, most insufferable crowd-pump-up shit imaginable. DE FENSE!!! Guhhh.
Based upon forensic evidence, it looks like that window was broken outwards, like someone trying to escape.
@Chief Wahoo…you forgot to fix your shades there, Horatio.
Buddy Nix? I think he fixed my furnace last winter.
As far as Namath doing the intro Sunday, I guess Richard Todd was busy at the Circle K and Apu wouldn’t let him off?
@Spatula
He’s a receiver SO IT’S DIRRRRTY
/dillllty
i didn’t think the audio on that Bills clip was real. how the hell did those two hillbillies end up in Buffalo?!
Lucky it wasn’t Hines Ward blocking Warner or he’d be fined and suspended. Nice to see the rules are enforced.
Guess you could say he got…JACKED UP!!!!!!!!
Buddy Nix, because God had to prove to us there was a level suck beyond that of Matt Millen.