
The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are incredibly excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Miami! Up next, it’s Apple CEO Steve Jobs.
Within the span of a few hours since the Apple brand has unveiled the new iPad tablet, many have already glibly dismissed the new product as a larger iPhone without calling function or, worse still, a laptop without a keyboard.
Time will prove these childish jibes to be nearsighted and, frankly, embarrassing. For the people making them have failed to grasp the limitless possibilities and applications the device can and will have on their everyday lives. And they will be dumbfounded by the speed with which Apples will effect those changes.
An example: What’s the big event coming up?
[Pause without pregnancy]
The Super Bowl.
What do we enjoy about this event? The friends, the family, the snacks, the commercials, the halftime show. Sometimes, even the game itself.
But what about the innovation?
[Another pause]
Football is the fastest evolving of all the professional sports. Coaches spend every waking moment trying to find new schemes; they look for tiniest edge that the other guy doesn’t have. What works today may not work a month from now – because someone has figured you out. Entire playing philosophies become outmoded within the span of a few seasons.
Because the Colts offense is already run by a computerized engine, Apple with be partnering with the New Orleans Saints for the first ever use of an Apple product on the sidelines of an NFL field.
When watching an NFL game, but impression strikes you when the cameras pans to the sidelines? The coaches all look so angry, don’t they? Well, if you had to lug around that unwieldy call sheet, you might be a little peeved as well.
And that’s where the new Apple iPad comes in.
On Super Bowl Sunday, Sean Payton will not be upset. Quite the opposite. He will be overjoyed by the convenience of the Apple iPad. The ease of toggling through page after page of playcalls and wirelessly relaying them to his quarterback will have him grinning from ear to ear. Sure, quarterbacks already have audio devices embedded in their helmets that allow them to get calls from coaches, but now the Saints can do it with the push of a button. What’s more, Sean can upload his choice of background images onto his iPad. He can listen to music digitally, which is so important to ease jangling nerves on the sideline. After the game, he can even browse the web to see what the local paper has to say. The options are limited only by his imagination.
I dare say, we’re standing at the precipice of another gridiron revolution.
Saints Web 2.5, Colts 1.0


Steve Jobs! Yea. I guess the iPad proved to be a good thing after all!
hi,fantastic pants in your post,I love that great pants,I need to find one for me,bill
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@ DeSean
And the winner of Super Bowl XLIV is…..love? Why you stupid hunk of…
You know the idea of a play selecting tablet computer with a touch screen is actually pretty awesome. Now if we could only imbed something in Devin Hester’s brain that will allow him to know what route to run we’ve really got something.
Anyone who watched MadTV (which is nobody) know that the iPad story was first leaked years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsjU0K8QPhs
/hehe, leaked.
Yeah… I don’t need an iPad… first of all, I’m a guy (HARF HARF HARF!)
/has iPhone 3GS
//reads KSK during class every morning
///almost got thrown out of class for reading the last Rex Ryan entry for “creating a disturbance.”
////kept reading
Screw this guy, I’m sticking with good old Windows 95.
Wait, what?
Drew Brees is going to be confused when, during the Super Bowl Sean Payton tells him to run the play “Eat Up Martha.”
I sawuh WELKAAHHH go into the apple store the other day and ask about an ipad. you mean the music player, right?
@Ghost: But I love Haiti! Our president was born there, you know.
But point taken. I don’t want an angry, self-loathing Vikings fan on my ass this week of all weeks.
Speaking of which, you should firebomb the first restaurant to offer iPad Thai.
Of course Otto Man would steal the one joke I had for this post! Well played sir.
I wonder what Todd Haley or Josh McDaniels would look like with an iPad stuffed down the front of their pants like they currently do with their play sheet? They would look like even bigger toolboxes than they already are.
Coach Payton [via iPad]: “Greggers, text me a defensive play for this third and long coming up…”
Gregg Williams [scribbling on old Newton somehow wired into network]: “BLITZ PEYTON” [hits "Send"]
Coach Payton [reading reply]: What’s this? “BUY PEANUTS”?!? The fuck?
[throws iPad to the ground, stomps on it]
@slothrop i think you mean pancreatic cancer. only steve jobs could survive that shit.
I presume this iPad comes with a keffiyeh scarf. Or am I too late to slice my wrists open on that “cutting edge” fashion tip?
Steve Jobs is a cannibal.
http://exiledonline.com/memphis-where-the-oligarchs-eat-their-fellow-americans/
@Nate-
No more Haiti-hate. BDD threatened us all with an asswhupping…
@Robut…
But the purty pink ones make kewl fish tanks
//12 year old girl’ed
Does Saints Web 2.5 come in emasculating designer colors? Does it include legions of pretentious hipsters who justify its supremacy by virtue of the fact that no hacker is willing to write a virus that would infect 15% of the computing public?
These are things we need to know.
Jim U made me laugh. How will I laugh tomorrow when Haitians are rebuilding their shithole, uh, when I can’t even smile today? Today! Today!
Bad thing is, only place you can buy them is…
from Frank Stallone…from the back of his van…down by the river.
+ 10101110111011, Jim
Steve, there’s a short stupid man in DC interested in hearing more.
@UU – You should buy the one with 64GB of storage, the Max iPad.
@ Nathan-
Nah, but the porn loads a LOT quicker on a mac.
@OJ-
Nah, just menas you spend too much time on deadspin.
I saw that last paragraph and naturally assumed “Sean” meant Sean Salisbury. Am I a bad human being?
Buying a mac makes you politically correct. Is that what you want?
Don’t fit in, buy from Microsoft.
This is really Steve Jobs 2.0. Cuz Steve Jobs 1.0 died from, uh, you know, cancer n stuff.
I’m just happy that the rumors and speculation are over. I’ve been sick of it since the first rumored “Newton II” in 2003.
A new Newton? That should work well.
Oh c’mon guys, didn’t you hear?
Owning a Mac makes you a better, more creative person than all of those mindless sheep with PCs.
I’m just happy that the rumors and speculation are over. I’ve been sick of it since the first rumored “Newton II” in 2003.
Nothing about Terrell Owens’ brand of iLove t-shirts? Nothing?
Come on, Jobs. If you’re going to dominate the market, you need to remain eternally vigilant against trademark infringement.
Speaking of which, you should firebomb the first restaurant to offer iPad Thai.
iPad sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
It’s like he’s staring into my soul… and trying to charge me 99 cents a feeling.
I heard the iPad gives you liver cancer.
iBush
I had an iTablet when I was a kid…called it an etch-a-sketch though.
I think that haiti should help themselves… what? huh? Wrong blog? FUCK YOU!
I swear to god Jobs, if just ONE dancing douchebag hipster silhouette finds their way into my Super Bowl…
If the true reality distortion field were in effect, he’d have picked the Hawkeyes (-7) and taken the under.
Get your ass back to the bottom of the ocean, asswipe.
And it needs more hammers thrown through big screen TVs…
Prof. John Frink would have made the same prediction, only with a lot more “Kaflavins!”
Needs more smug.