As bad as I feel for this guy, I enjoy every single thing about this video. The passion, the honesty of raw human emotion, the tent…especially the tent.
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As bad as I feel for this guy, I enjoy every single thing about this video. The passion, the honesty of raw human emotion, the tent…especially the tent.
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What a douchebag!! Favre jersey? What a putz! If he used that language in front of my daughter I would have thrown his sorry ass out of the house. Asshole.
I think I smell a Father Of The Year plaque to go along with the Batman and Darth Vader masks…
+1 supa187
“You’re out of your league, Favre!”
/re-names daughters new puppy Fucktackle.
Brett Farve tested. Tony Romo approved
“In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan…”
“I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.”
“NOTAFINGAH!!!!”
Oh, jeez.
If Farve had a Packers jersey underneath, then we need Jim Ross on play-by-play and a few steel chairs for good measure.
My guess is there was probably not a lot of fuck-tackling in Minnesota last night.
GOODBYE FAVRARO!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs/2009/news/story?id=4857006
Brett Favre has never thrown backbreaking postseason interceptions before. This was a surprise to everyone! OH MY FUCK!
@Leigh: And then the Vikings win the coin toss and put Favre back in.
Monkey Business: if after the interception, Favre had ripped off his Vikings jersey to reveal his old Packers jersey underneath, and yelled, “Ha ha! It was all a con!” I would be forced to like him.
Domestic abuse ensues.
Holyfucktackle, the last resort when the roofies didn’t work on her.
I find it fascinating that no one commented on the fact that this douchebag (Dad?) is screaming “fuck” at the TV multiple times while his 12 year old “baby” is in the room with him.
/don’t really care about it, but really…..
//expect to be putting dollars in her G-string in about 5-7 yrs
wtf? that’s the most retarded thing i’ve ever read.
So, I just had a thought:
Let’s say, two years ago, Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson sat down with Brett Favre after the NFC Championship and Mike McCarthy says “Brett, I’ve got a real problem. I know you’ve got something left in the tank, but you throw these backbreaking interceptions at the worst possible times. Also, Aaron Rodgers is really good, and I can’t keep him on the bench anymore.” Favre nods, and goes “Wellcoochitsbeenrullgoodplayinforyaiguessilljusretireanjusgobacktomississippiantendtomahcrops.” McCarthy goes “Listen, I’ve got a better idea. You’re gonna help this franchise one last time. I’m gonna trade you to the AFC. You’ll play for some dogshit team on a one year contract and show you’ve still got something left. Then, the Vikings will sign you, because Childress is a fucking dumbass. I want you to take that Vikings team to the NFC Championship, even if it means beating us. Then, after a great season of mistake free football, I want you to rip their hearts out in the only way you know how: by throwing a backbreaking interception in overtime with the Super Bowl on the line. Brett, I want you to completely fuck the Minnesota Vikings.”
This would take a monumental amount of forward thinking from both the Packers and Favre, neither of which I think are capable of that, but still…
@Dr. Cocktopus: I think this was a fake.
I think you one-upped Van Gogh.
“Fuck it, I’m throwing across my body into coverage.”
Aikman did say that’s something you learn not to do all the way back in Pop Warner football. Maybe Favre is so child like that he is actually an infant and was not yet able to play Pop Warner, therefore he never learned to not do what he did. See, so it isn’t his fault.
Stop blaming Favre for everything…without his addition to the team the lose their first playoff game like last year and wouldn’t have even been in the NFC Championship game. You all act like Longwell hits a 52+ yard field goal. The game went into overtime primarily because of the TEAM miscues.
As a Viking fan, that brings me pain and extreme joy at the same time.
Does this guy remind anyone else of Walter from the Big Lebowski?
I choose some stronger words that hopefully will not get repeated in Mrs. Haugsted’s first grade class today. But I’m totally using fuck-tackle next year when this happens again.
This does not seem fake to me at all, its one of the best videos out there. Hilarious
This morning I sweetened my coffee with Favre’s tears.
All I’m hearing in my Minneapolis office this morning is how neither Childress nor Favre bear any blame for that loss, as if 12-man penalties and backbreaking across-the-body interceptions happen by themselves. Shoot me.
I think I found my new ringtone.
EPIC
i wish they kept the video rolling to show him punch his wife in the face and start breaking shit. you know he locked his daughter in that tent and set it on fire.
pants on the ground, hat turned sideways, gold in your mouth bitches!
Gotta love the long con. Chapeau, Brett.
Drew, is that you? :)
Any Vikings fan who wears a Favre Vikings jersey, in fact, anyone who still wears a Favre jersey because they love Brett (“I love Brett Favre, and I’ll be a Packer fan once he’s really done.”), got what was coming to them yesterday. I didn’t hate the Vikings as much until The Land Baron showed up.
I used to respect the guy, even though he beat my team repeatedly. Now he’s a Karacature of his former self.
And does Deanna and her daughter look like frigid ice queens or what?
mmmm, sweet sweet tears of failure…..lap it up, show us more of these videos…..not even a Saints fan or anti-Vikes, etc…..just loving how the announcers kept slobbering Britt’s knob all game, only to end like….. that?
Did anyone expect a different result? This is the Baron’s MO….
/speaking of knob-slobbering, I don’t recall the de rigeur Jared Allen knob-slobbering……don’t think they mentioned him once….
@Rudeboy God damn it that should have been in the PK thread
I think this was a fake. Why would someone be taping this? Also—I didn’t hear the game on TV. Why would a die-hard Vikings fan be watching the game without hearing the combined wisdom of one Mr. Joe Buck and TV’s own Troy Aikman?
The guy’s reaction just seems acted—like he did this during the game and re-created it for the camera after the fact.
Then they uploaded it onto the interwebs to register their displeasure.
As a Saints fan, I’ve saved my vitriol for the pundits who seem to wanna hand this thing to the Vikings and say the Saints just lucked into the win. Well this video just made my day!
I wonder if it would make Vikings fans feel better if they knew he had fun out there?
He apparently wasn’t disturbed enough to lose the capacity to use English words. Like some people. Like me.
Fuck, this really happened, didn’t it?
/typed from home computer on sick day strategically reserved for this GODDAMN possibility
Two moments of idiocy that stood out for me: 1. PK names Eric Frampton the Special Teams Player of the Week for recovering Reggie Bush’s muffed punt at the end of the first half. PK notes that the muff recovery did not lead to any points for the Vikings. I was not paying close attention to the game, but I could have sworn that a special teams player for the Saints, a kicker I think, actually won the frigging game in OT. 2. PK names as his Goat of the Week the fumblers for the Vikes. Fair enough, though Favre’s INT at the end of regulation was the real backbreaker as far as I could tell, but he then attempts to exonerate Favre for the fumble that was credited to him, saying that the fumbled exchange between Favre and Peterson “could have gone either way.”
King will be stumping for Favre to be named MVP of the UFL in 2020. PK’s lips will never leave the tucchus of Favre.
This is why Jeebus invented youtube
HOLY FUCK TACKLE would be a sweet band name.
Wearing #4…the player that was your teams mortal enemy for 16 years……Karma is a bitch!
wonder if they got video of his reactions during OT…would love to see him jump up and down about the interference call, the questionable spots and finally the game winning field goal.
that is freakin hilarious! When he threw the pic I jumped as well, of course i was thinking it was gonna be returned for a pick six.
good find there, wow, that blows the “vikings are gonna beat choo” video out of the water doesnt it?
+1 Orton!!
BRRRIIIIITTTTFRRRRRVVVEEEE starting QB for the…..Cleveland Clowns. Ahhhh the perfect combo of losers together.
FUCKING INTERCEPTION!!!
Sources tell me this is the conversation just seconds before the video started.
Favresband (as the Vikes are at the 34 and in position to kick gw fg) – “Honey, put down the swedish meatballs and start recording this great moment in Viking history so that we can re-live this moment of pure joy and bliss as the the ghost of G Anderson is finally put to rest.”
Someone want to explain to me how Rosen-Choppa or Tavaris couldn’t have produced the same result without all of the “Just-a-kid-out-there”-hatred?
Now I can root for a natural disaster to strike Miami in 13 days!
Drew’s daughter is gonna be hot.
Certain things in life are just undeniably beautiful. This video is one of them.
Only remaining question is how Brett’s fave cock – garbler excuses this performance. No doubt something like “if it wasn’t for so many key players unexpectedly fumbling…” Which would have the element of truth, but not coming from the likes of that lickspittle.
OH MY FUCK-TACKLE
Rex Ryan is probably interested in this Fuck-Tackling concept and would love to discuss it with him.
As for Brett…credit to him for taking the beating he took. Blame Chilly for taking the TO. Blame his staff for not counting players as they took the field. They set Brett up with the excuse to have to throw.
And the gunslinger’s motto has always been “Fuck it! I’m throwing it.”
Live by the Land Baron. Die by the Land Baron.
@Hafner the Man…I hope so, but I think Mike Brown is the last person dumb enough to sign Brittfarr…
@underdog: That guy needs to calm down. Maybe feed his snake some beer or something.
@ GhostsoftheUpcountry – ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OH MY FUCKTACKLE!
For the love of all things holy, please do not let The Franchiseraper come to Cleveland.
speaking of child endangerment, did anyone catch the shot of the mother holding a newborn baby in the crowd?
i thought joe Buck said it was like 103 decibels or some shit?
FUCK-TACKLE!
Darth Vader mask on the wall thinks this loser’s fandom is a little unsettling.
Sometimes when you take the fast girl home, you wake up with syphilis.
I hope there are at least 30 more videos like this.
Run it, run it Favre….Fucking Interception!!!! We all knew there would be a day where the real Brett Favre would show up. Where’s your messiah now Minnesota?
I guess her eventual revenge for being forced to sleep in the tent was loading this onto YouTube.
Ladies and Gents, the starting QB for YOUR Cleveland Browns…BRRRRRRRRIITTTTTTTFARRRRR!
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, has given me more joy than watching that idiot do another one of his patented moronic throw – it – across – my – body – into – double – coverage – without – looking – and – be – the – quarterback – hero – of – the – world disasters. Funny, we didn’t hear the announcers say even one time the hallowed “hey, he looks just like a KID OUT THERE!” More like a kid with half a cranium.
They knew who he was when they signed him. Why is this such a surprise to Viking fan? Its what he does.
I especially like how he has a Batman Halloween mask displayed on his wall. It’s like he bagged a trick-or-treater on safari.
Will someone stop this Favre guy! THIS GUY won’t rest until he fucks every team in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE. in the playoffs!!
But really, throwing back across your body is a very kid-like thing to do.
fucking shit! fucking shit is right buddy.
HA-HA! Surely I’m not the only one who saw this coming right after the Vikes tied it up…
OH MY FUCK-TACKLE
That’s what he gets for wearing the Favre Vikings jersey.