Pierre Garcon had a hell of a game. Dwight Lowery, obviously, did not. So good on Garkonia, even if all the credit will go to Peyton, as is customary. Too bad Dislexy Rexy’s defense couldn’t generate any pass rush after after being spotted an 11-point lead in the first half.
This of course means we are forced to put up with fat oversensitive humps for another two weeks. We’ll deal, of course, and make fun of them some more while marveling as not one of the 10,000 calories they consume per day is expended on original thought.
Ooh, “Terrific Towel”. Nice one, humps. Much like your beloved chain restaurants, your fan trinkets exist in other cities as well. 12th Man cribbing? Terrible Towel ripoff? Can’t wait for SHOE DAT in Miami.
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Oh and Suzy, did you catch the shot of Bill “President Hump” Polian grinning ear to ear as the Colts sealed the game? How’d that taste? That’s a football GM who understands that you want your fat humps in the stands cheering, not on the field taking snaps.
/Big Ben sucks and is fat.
I like how this is all supposedly happening because we’re “jealous” of the Colts. No, you’re just a bunch of insufferable assholes (and I’m a Steelers fan and a Red Sox fan, so I know something about insufferable assholes). This fucking team is the worst thing about living in Indiana.
Oh, and SavetoFavorites: I’ve met him. PeyPey’s a dick off the field too.
lol @ Colts fans ripping off the Terrible Towell. Sorry guys you will NEVER be the Sixburgh Steelers EVER. Sorry but its the truth, and besides Indiana is Steelers Country fags.
Also,
+1 Short Bus
Suck it haters. Go COLTS!
It’s nice to see Monkey Business’ mom out and about.
Did anyone catch the sign the Indy Fan was holding that said D Fence, but they weren’t holding a fence. The just spelled it fence?
Shoe Dat i like it
How does it feel to be SO jealous of a fan base?
Go Colts.
cmon, my mom said i wasn’t fat when she was buying me husky sizes as a kid. Pats’ fans are stupid, whiny assholes and Colts’ fans are fat. . .
C’est la vie.
Matthew 5:5 – The fat humps shall inherit the earth. Go Horse!
SHOE DAT
Hell of a game for a young team, Rex looked ready to eat that ref. Those were cannibal eyes he was flashing.
Like I said in the live blog…
Stole the team, stole the towel…stay classy Irsay.
How can you expect an original thought?
Hahahaha suck it Suzy. The media fawning over #18 for the next 2 weeks will break your will and make you love him. Hey did you know Garcon is of Hatian descent? No worries. I’m sure somebody will remind you of that before game day.
Embrace the Humps, Suzy. If you struggle, this is going to hurt a lot more.
That terrible towel knock-off is so shitty Lendale White won’t even stomp on it.
Here’s to that third tag being used a LOT more often in the coming years.
That horse in the first row has serious back trouble form sporting a huge bunt.Now she can go back to eating the oats out of the can hung around her pack of hot dog neck.
The most dissappointed people about the Colts win are the entire economy of Miami. Horse Woman and her ilk figure to hit every drive through fast food joint in South Florida for the next 2 weeks. And all of’em will spend a half hour looking at the McDonald’sBurgerKingKFC menu they’ve seen every meal for the last 20 years of their fat fuck lives like it’s the fuckin’ Four Seasons. Hint, Tubby-it’s the same fucking menu forever, it’s all McShit and you might want to try the fresh produce aisle once in a while before you stroke the fuck out.
Congratulations to the Colts. Even though these NFC outfits don’t have secondaries with pussies like Rhodes and incompetents like Coleman and Shephard, don’t see anything stopping Manning.
Great now all the Steeler fans will be out to e-fight fat hump fans over them being cursed for using a Terrible Towel rip off.
As a Steelers-hater, even I think that “Terrific Towel” is a stupid rip-off.
love the two new tags. so true.
/fuckin fat humps
//sanchise played great
///we lose greene, washington, jenkins and strickland
////not bitter
Personally, I cannot WAIT to hear what amazing insight Derek from Muncie will have on the Superbowl. Did you know that Garkon has the record for most catches in an AFC Championship Game? Or that Peyton Manning has more 300 yard passing games than any other quarterback?
/proud fat hump from indiana
//frisco melt with bacon + banocolate shake is manna from heaven
///the menu from steak n shake actually has a burger “layered and slathered” with butter
@Ookie Monsters Ah, but isn’t every Rex post on here a fat joke in some form? I mean, between farting tacos and eschewing vegetables, the man leads the league in lardiness!
Making fun of fat people is fun. So it confuses me as to why no one’s made a Rex Ryan fat joke on here yet? At least none that I’ve seen.
/RexStillWantsToDoTheNathan’sHotDogChallenge
No guys, I was watching the game in my dorm. But thanks, I’m flattered ;)
Last week her sign read “We’ll yell until I turn into a Horse.” Mission Accomplished.
@Kaycee
I think referring to that individual as “lady” is being far too kind.
Also, Lowery is terrible.
My favorite is when Colts fans take umbrage at other fanbases’ rough behavior/language, then boo an injured guy and cheer late hits. Enjoy the win… you need it more, since your populace is apparently too thought-poor to create original signs, much less culture or entertainment.
Also… between the “taking pride in catching teams in the middle of a personnel change” and the constant bitching at the refs… in-game PeyPey’s kind of a dick, isn’t he?
As a Colts fan who is 165 pounds and rising, I would like to say you guys are assholes, but I think it’s hilarious. It especially hilarious when colts fans take it personally and feel the need to defend themselves. I mean, really, who doesn’t like making fun of fat people.
Applebee’s FTW
awww come on guys – that’s my mother!
Mark my words, KSK. You will rue the day you turned the Jets into fan favorites. They only seem harmless because their history of irrelevance has allowed the majority of the country to be ignorant of their true nature. But you’ve gone and opened Pandora’s box. Joey from Mineola will make Tommy from Quinzee look like a saint.
With that said, I have no vested interest in the Colts now that they’ve vanquished the Jets. Battleship Manning can sink into the briny depths for all I care.
I saw a sign in the crowd that read “D-Fence”. Somebody wrote that.
We’re not here to start no trouble.
We’re just here to do the Super Bowl Hustle!
As a Colts fan, I couldn’t believe the penalty was on them
12th man lady looks like she has a velvet painting of Jesus riding Barbaro hanging over her bed.
You’re allowed to late-hit the QB if he’s a rapist from Southern Cal. That was by far my favorite part of the whole game.
I think giving Colts fans credit for expending as many calories as they consume is at best incorrect, no matter how much energy it takes to expend an original though. Though, I imagine, each one of Monkey Business’ inane rants costs him the equivalent of a helping of cheese fries.