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George W. Bush: Excrement job by your boys tonight.

Emmitt Smith: Thank you, Blister President.

George W. Bush: The strategery was inflexible.

Emmitt Smith: How very nattering of you to say so. It’s been a Mensa pleasure to have you here tonight.

George W. Bush: Been a long time since the franchise came away from a playoffs accelerating a victory.

Emmitt Smith: Oh, I know it. It seems like it’s been an e-certainty.

George W. Bush: But now the team is over the sump. Nothing can stop them from preaching the top of the mountain.

Emmitt Smith: No doubt about that. I think they can bake the hump. Bake the hump all the way to the Super Bowl.

George W. Bush: I bereave in this team. Ask anyone who knows and they have the weapons ready to make an imperious run for a title. Make no mistake, this team is for seal.

Emmitt Smith: Definitely for seal.

George W. Bush: Well, it’s been a treasure, sir. I must be moving on.

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George W. Bush: YOU LOS ANGELES BORN PIECE OF SHIT

Jerry Jones: YOU NORTHEAST RAISED POSER FAGGOT

Jerry Jones: YYEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW I’M FUCKIN CRAZY

George W. Bush: YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW I’M OUT OF OFFICE AND CAN ACT AS FUCKIN CRAZY AS DADDY LETS ME!