Welcome back to American Top 10. I’m Casey Kasem.
Before we continue with the countdown, let’s take a moment… and travel back… to December 28, 1996.
Beavis and Butthead Do America was the number one movie at the box office.
On the charts, Toni Braxton held the top spot with the scintillating and sultry “Unbreak My Heart”.
And “America’s Team,”… the Dallas Cowboys… defeated Brad Johnson and the Minnesota Vikings 40-15… in an NFC Wild Card game.
One week later, Michael Irvin is accused of holding a gun to a 23-year-old woman’s head while teammate Erik Williams and another man rape her. An incomprehensible act of evil.
13 years after that, Dallas has been raped in the playoffs… again and again.
And we couldn’t be happier.
All God’s children hate Philadelphia. That much can’t be disputed. But this streak… is too delicious to snap. Plus, we know, the Eagles… will blow it anyway.
Remember, friends: Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.
Except the Cowboys’ star. I wouldn’t touch that thing if it were branded on Jessica Biel’s ass.
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Do the LT Slide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVoTWkWTkc
That was like Ed Hochuli has his own TV shows and all of the commercials were football related.
What an asshair.
@jackin’: they’re relevant to people who call the FCC and complain about seeing the momentary glimpse of dark boobie.
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK PHILADELPHIA
Does anything else really need to be said? I think not.
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK PHILADELPHIA
/realizes we’re looking at Cowboys/Favre next week and accompanying ESPN hype orgy
//whatever. Fuck Philadelphia
Stupid douche fans here at this bar i’m at
won’t allow me take this in. Hope they
get run over by a car.
@RBP: You are too right man. The Who? And they are still relevant how?
the refs luv dallas! lard ass wade has ed hochulis wife tied to a chair drippin wit gas lol fuck tha cowgirls!!!!!! with a strap on!!!
You’re really a Ravens fan aren’t you? I can see your purple camo through the intarwebs.
This feels nice.
I was busy watching the Cowboys lay down that ass kicking. What did I miss?
i was like 6 when the who were at their peak. and i havent been able to get it up for years. other than with my best friend’s wife
No Tony, you still have to listen to it.
DeSean “Hands” Jackson. Wow, that was embarrassing. You deserve this poorly sung diss.
And on the Super Bowl Halftime Show…we continue to pander to old, Viagra-addled minds by trotting out decrepit legends who had their glory years before the NFL-AFL merger.
Please don’t be offended.
I liked the shot of Thoughtful Wade, wistfully stroking his waddle.
DRAVE hochuli is trying to hide the adams apple. its a habit he developed.
And there is the token injury. Serves them right for playing Choice over MB3 when they knew I started Marion in the fantasy playoff challenge. Oh and bonus points for the shot of Wade pulling on his turkey neck.
Closeup of Hochuli showing him wearing a high collar to try & hide his turkey neck
FUCK YOU 1 PLAYOFF WIN IN 13 YEARS!
Watch as McNabb redeems himself for last year’s OT debacle by revealing the obscure section of the rules that allows for a rare triple TD in the last two minutes of a playoff game against the Cowboys.
it tells u what a great day of FOOTBALL it WAS when ROMO was the best QUARTERBACK
Yes, but the Pats, Colts and Steelers haven’t had a deep temporal break between the present and their glory days. Obnoxious Cowboy fans are more like Color Me Badd or MTV’s Kennedy lording their fame over you.
Loving the shots of all the Eagles players stalking their sidelines like angry hyenas at the assraping they’re taking.
Look, be men, sit your asses down and accept that you just got punched in the mouth and kicked in the balls. Don’t glare around trying to look tough, cause it’s only sad.
Commentators starting to build hype for next week’s game
i think that i speak for all g-men fans everywhere when i say where is the asteroid that hits the stadium
//was rooting for eagles
//disowned by father
//only friend who truly understands him right now is coors light
//where is god?
The Steelers chick from the Sprint commercials probably should stop talking shit right about now, especially to Colts fans.
Man said CHUH CHUH
Beware DWare.
Andy Reid should challenge that. It was an obvious double-dribble, whistle should have blown the play dead.
@ Bill Belicose
so tru so tru
Dallas vs Minnesota. Favre vs Romo.
PK just creamed his pants. Chris Berman hyperventilated himself into a stupor. Joe Buck touched himself.
OK Dallas, you got your damn playoff win. Now go away, please.
At this point, I’m just watching to witness the inevitable WELKAH moment when a Dallas star blows out a knee
hochuli doesnt have no wife!!!! have u ever seen someone so in love with himself?
If this was college football, Andy Reid would get run out of town for losing consecutive games to a conference rival.
As it is, I expect him to get a new contract — to be paid in Philly cheesesteaks and Philly tears.
dangerousdaahkie = tautology?
no john kitna yet?
I would put in the entire JV at this point.
the refs luv dallas! lard ass wade has ed hochulis wife tied to a chair drippin wit gas lol fuck tha cowgirls!!!!!! with a strap on!!!
/go G-men 2010
Reid deserves to be gone after these last two abortions. What’s that? He was given an extension mid-season? When it wasn’t necessary? Oh, ok.
@SavetoFavorites: Remember that higher levels of douchiness implies higher success in this league (Patriots, Steelers, Colts, Cowboys in the ’90s, etc.).
STING DEY ASS DESEAN
@TheOneKEA I’m still rooting for the Packers/Vikings NFC Championship at the Thunderdome. Would have 100x the hype that any SuperBowl in recent memory has had.
Sidenote, I was taking a crap at a WalMart in WI a few weeks ago and heard two die hard Packer Fans discussing this very situation. Their common sentiment was that the Packers would win because “it’s hard to beat a team three times”.
Now comes the Dallas implosion we’ve all been looking for.
Eagles comeback has begun!
Is it possible to have a garbage time TD with 14 minutes left to play?
Without Boldin and Rodgers-Cromartie, the Cards are BOUND to play loads better.
@DeepCrow
What’s worse, Favre winning at the Thunderdome or both top seeds going out and Dallas hosts the NFC Championship?
@ StaubachLvr17:
Hush. You’ll miss the garbage-time ligament damage.
So, this week’s Jets/Bengals and Iggles/Cowboys games have been virtual replays of last week’s games. Any bets on tomorrow’s Packers/Cards game?
MBP, awesome Leroy Jenkins lead. Outfuckingstanding.
I’m going to have to watch the Cowboys vs. Favre? I’ll be hoping for a tornado to sweep through HH.
@TheOneKEA “Next Week: The Gunslinger vs the NFL Young Blood in a dual for the ages in The Thunderdome”
The best DMac is a demoralized DMac.
Samuel had his hands in his head while the ball was still floating within reach. That’s commitment to failure.
Did anyone by chance flip to ESPN News and see Rachel Nichols in he Little Red Riding Hood outfit. I’d fuck her in the ass 2 seconds into Grandma’s (Andrea Kremer’s) house.
/holy fuck a Jon Kitna sighting!!!
To all you Cowboys haters, and all you Philly douche fans who called up the radio stations the last few weeks talking Super Bowl……………….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!
Please put Kitna in.
ROMO INJURY. PLEASE.
Why is Romo still in? Fatty nis starterseeds to pull h
Romo knee injury in 3… 2…
There was no World Cup in 2000.
Alright, let’s do this… Michaellllllll Jenkinsssssssss!
/fumbles
The was the worst looking dive I’ve seen since the 2000 World Cup.
That was a good natured “suck it”. And was directed toward Xmas Ape and his Cowboy hatekakke.
@Punch: +1
Its a pick! No a fumble. Its 34-7. Who gives a flaming ballsack?
That was the best play for PHI all game.
McNabb’s Eagles career is hanging by a thread.
Jenkins pulls an Ed Reed and stupidly tries to lateral an INT
Forward progress for the Iggles!
Damn dude NBC’s HDTV on DirecTV really really sucks.
That was so fucking blurry I thought I was watching Japanese porn.
How much time left on this abortion? Twenty minutes? Hoo boy.
The cameraman in the clip just about got ghetto stomped by eight guys.
Keith Brooking looks like a 7 year-old mama’s boy with that haircut.
Or a psychiatric patient.
Geez, even Double J looked hesitant to shake Bush’s hand