Were only NFL players and coaches like their KSKharacters, this game would be worth it solely for the shouting. And the ideological battle between pussytubing and floaty abstinence would undoubtedly be a pitched one. Instead, we have to hope that Revis Island going against King Laserface’s 6′ 23″ receivers results in a real compelling game during these playoffs.
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I’m not a Jets fan, but living on Long Island, I would love to see the Jets defense strip AP 6 times and beat Favre with his own severed arm in the Superbowl.
FAVRE! SANCHEZ! It’s the Favre-on-the-Rebound Bowl, coming to you live from Miami!
FUCK. YES. SECONDED.
God, I hope the Jets go all the way. I wouldn’t be able to stand the furious media masturbation of a Brett vs. Peyton Super Bowl.
FUCK. YES.
All I have to say is that yes we are slovenly asshole drunks I accept that that’s who we are but holy shit the Jets fucking won. The Jets fucking won sorry but this team finds the most spectacular ways to fuck up but now for once just once we are doing it right. Holy shit just holy shit I don’t believe it I really don’t. Oh and SHOW YOUR TITS.
Also, Buddy Ryan really led the Bears to a Super Bowl victory…he had his hand up Ditka’s ass and manipulated him like a puppet.
Aaaa, he’s got a moustache…
Chicago Bears Fun Fact: Dave Wannstedt’s moustache was considered to be ‘captive exotic wildlife’ by Illinois law. It was inspected daily by the Brookfield Zoo…
Did you know Rex Ryan’s father, Buddy, coached the Bears ’85 defense? True story…
@ Squatch and Gross
Hey I was drunk for the entire ’80′s, I can’t be responsible.
Oh, and come to think of it, Walter may have been #3 in Bears history.
#1 Gayle Sayers
#2 Bobby Douglas
#3 Walter
@Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend’s Tits: There is no escape! Until Mike Ditka dies. Maybe then…
I’M GOING PUSSYTUBING WITH REX RYAN! YES!!!
I’d just like to thank the Jets and the Chargers for an actual, close game.
Dear Lord. Where can I go to avoid Bears fans talking about a team from more than 20 years ago?
There’ll be some pussytubing tonight!
Pussies. And not the tubing kind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Anderson
Okay, two years. Seemed like a hell of a long time that discussion went on, though. Heh.
That was definitely the talk in Chicago then. Neal Anderson might have had a much more notable career if he hadn’t shared time with Payton for as long as he did.
(Heh. Just saw a Jets fan on TV with a sombrero and fake moustache. Nacho!)
Just stop already.
Neal Anderson wasn’t even drafted until the following season after Super Bowl XX. As for him “not helping the Bears win the Super Bowl,” of course he did. The Patriots entire gameplan on defense was to stop Payton. That allowed the Bears to exploit them in other ways.
Then, as a rookie, he rightfully sat on the bench and watched Payton’s final full-time season. Because is 1987, Payton’s final season, the two players split the carries.
Payton didn’t have his productivity decline drastically the way LT has. Payton stayed a beast and had great numbers up to his final season where he split time with Anderson.
@ Gross and Squatch
You guys are right, Walter wasn’t happy, but he didn’t complain. And he was the classiest and hardest working player in the history of the NFL. Hell, he was even the 2nd greatest running back in the history of the Bears. My point, which I was probably stretching the truth to make, was that Walter didn’t help the Bears win the Super Bowl. They were probably better off with Neal Andereson at that point, but like LT, they gave Walter the respect he deserved and made him the workhorse.
@BigRedEd (you fucking moron)
Get your facts straight next time before insulting one of the classiest, hardest-working players in NFL history. Walter Payton is a legend for a reason.
@BigRdEd: Walter Payton did not whine about not having a touchdown in the Super Bowl. That was Mike Ditka, who’s whined about it ever since then. Walter didn’t even whine about the liver cancer that took his life. He didn’t whine about anything, boy-o.
Uh…. pussytubing!
I’ve had LT on my FFL team for 7 or 8 years now, and he’s won me a lot of money, but he needs to go. He’s like Walter Payton, whining about his lack of a touchdown in the Superbowl, they are just being courteous and respectful to him now…
Merriman wanted to do the Tila Tequila choke on Rex Ryan, but couldn’t get his hands around Rex’s goiter.
RBP: it’s the Charger Girls, so all of them.
@RB Pimp: If you imagine Hines Ward saying it, it works.
a rear compelling game
Who’s rear will be compelling?