Ugh. These playoffs need to get entertaining in a hurry. That was shaping up to be an entertaining game for about maybe the first three drives. Then ’99 Warner turned into ’05 Warner. Then ’05 Warner got decapitated.
All the while the Reggie Bush, of all people, put on a show. Which means the Brenda Warner reaction shot got swapped out for the goddamn Kim Kardashian reaction smother with Lucille II. You can tell it was bad because I’m writing this recap with seven and a half minutes left to play.
HOWEVAH: we did spot a few tidbits that make hating the otherwise likable Saints a tiny bit easier. To wit:
1. Attendance banners. First sellout season was post-Katrina playoff run? BANDWAGON!
2. “Finish Strong” Just like she polished off that sixth po’ boy.
3. Not only embracing “Who Dat” but having ads that play on it. Also the slogan works better on the above woman better than “Finish Strong”.
4. Charlies Daniels’ GEICO ads are not only ubiquitous, but his Mardi Gras facepaint is retarded.
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That’s not face paint. You can see pretty clearly that it’s a mask. Hell, you can even see the strings on the side of his face.
Did those Po’ Boys come with extra chuckle?
Where is the Super Saint to counter all this hate?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7qZqDqzE
When I first saw Kim Kardashian’s mother in that picture up top, my first thought was ‘Did Michael Jackson come back to life’?
That’s a creepy lookin’ broad.
The Arrested Development reference priceless and that hype around that homeless mayor of the trailer park guy, was he even at the game this time? (too lazy to google the dudes name but you know who the fuck I’m talking about)
When they showed that face paint guy for the second time I switched to Bill Murray in Stripes on Comedy Channel.
Okay, okay…yeah we’re losers and all…we have sucked for a really long time.
But that banner about selling out the season? It just means that was a total sellout of SEASON tickets…not a total sellout of games during the season…
/grasping at straws
//still loaded from the game
///those Finish Strong shirts were promoted by Breesus and the Saints and the money went to local charities
////so…still fairly likeable…even if our fans need to lay off the po-boys
Yeah, where’s your messiah NOW, Warner?
/Wiggim’d
Ha! I told my wife the instant I saw the po’ boy devourer that she would show up on KSK. You guys never let me down. Like the Detroit Lions have for the last 35 years.
Charlie Daniels’ face paint; quasi-David Bowie-esque.
He looks like he’s sleeping.
God DAMN this outcome! I can live with the Cardinals losing, but I CANNOT live with Simmons being right about any of his game predictions! He is going to suck the bone dry on that skeetcicle… Double-boned by Breesus today…
bet you 1 million dollars that fame whore and her mom are not looking at the game but at a TV in their box to make sure that they are on TV. I like the Saints but will always hate reggie bush. glad to see that during the best game of his career he still couldn’t rush for 100 yards.
Disregard. I’m still drunk of Brenda Warner’s tears.
Actually, the Saints’ first sold-out season was the one immediately following Katrina, before the playoff run.
Not gonna lie, I’m still rooting for the Saints–Breesus and Katrina and all.
/if the Jets make it, I just might have to cry
//ok, ok, I don’t cry, I just light shit on fire.
///while crying.
Is it bad that after seeing the first two pictures during the game the first thing I thought of was, “Wow, KSK is going to have fun with that!”?
Of course not! And I agree, there is no way I can root for Favre or the ‘Boys. Praise Breesus!
Lucille II. Fucking genius.
Apparenty terminal VD isn’t as debilitating as you might think
Still gotta root for them next week. Fuck the Cowgirls and the Favres.
Ahh, yes comrades. My infernal plan for worllll domnazion startz with crushing the desert birds…